written by and from the view of Kelly B.
"Can I write it for you?!?!"
She gave me quite a suspicious look, the kind of look of a girl about to be mauled by a box of rabbid cabbits. I telepathically calmed the restless box of cabbits in my backpack and grinned back at her. Yes......first the anime site....then.....THE WORLD!!!!! Unbeknownst to Tre, but knownst to us, the mini-biography would serve as my creative outlet for a short while. I could only assume she'd be nervous as a male Eva pilot in a plug suit (....you can't tell me Shinji feels confortable in THAT!) waiting for me to finish. I was only happy to provide the suspense.
Get the popcorn, it's time to expirence Tre-C's bio!
*film flashes 3....2....1....*
*Cheesy music plays in the background of black and white home movies* This is Tre-C at 4 years of age. Isn't she adorable?! ^.^ Well, that's too early to start, so we'll skip ahead a few years.
*Fast forward* Well start at 6th grade. Tre and I had already met three years previously, and had thwarted the threat of the alien invasion the year before. (Details on you local news at 6.) We were in the midst of plotting the early stages of world domination, but that had to be put on hold as Tre stumbled upon something that would change our lives forever. A mountain of gold! Then I woke up with a slap from Tre, and she yelled at me to pay attention. She'd discovered something called anime, which as it turned out, would also change our lives forever. (Anime becomes synomynous with the word gold.) ***
Alas, few people picked up on this new and beautiful style of animation, so we prompty had them deported. Gah....sorry, that's my annoying tendency to rewrite history popping up again. Edit: They almost had us deported. The anime flame was reduced to an ember. But Tre would not be supressed! She single handedley delivered Pen Pen to Misato. This was just a dream of course. And she had no clue who these people were, so she shrugged them off at the time.
*skip a few years*
Here we are today. The anime fire burns bright and destroys Fanalia! (So the reports say. They don't have any evidence that we were involved, so shhhhhhh......) On any normal day, Tre will work on Anime Potpouri, sing Cruel Angel Thesis, swoon over bishounen (Yay Kaworu!) and sweatdrop/fall over. The anime wall of fire denoting anger has also been witnessed. Has anime invaded Tre's life? Yes. Is she becoming almost anime-like by the day? Perhaps. Was it part of my evil plan? You're damn straight.....heh heh heh.....
Ok, ok, so she's not quite sure which anime is her favorite, but the candidates are likely those that this site centers around. (I will hint that Evangeleon was the first section she got to work on. ^_^) In her spare time, Tre likes to raise cabbits and train charmanders. They're not for sale....yet. Call back later and we'll talk. Her dreams include: using the Evas/Gundams/Escaflowne to take over the world, and locking Vash up in her closet someday (she'll have to steal him out of mine first!!!).
And that, my friends, is Tre in a nutshell. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to put a lock on my closet. Oh, and if you want to get in touch with Tre, you can find her in the basement of her house, lost in plans of scientific study and taking over the world, as previously mentioned. We wish her luck!
***Don't use the word anime to be synomynous with the word gold in english class. It's a joke kiddies.
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