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Produced by Pink Pineapple.
Directed by ?
Hiroe Ogawa is, it seems, a girl
with a problem. Physically perfect and, shall we say, eager and full of
hormones, she has one problem.. She wants to have an orgasm with her boyfriend.
Darling Hiroe has never attained Orgasm before – not once in the whole of her
Japanese schoolgirl life!
What to do? Well, what would you try?
Predictably, the rest of the movie is
footage of Hiroe’s attempts to achieve the height of physical pleasure.
Predictably, this means various
exploits involving multiple self-explorations, pseudo-incestuous situations,
enough lesbian romping to make your eyes bleed and some occasional possessed
girl-grows-a-penis adventures.
F3 is pretty damn mediocre as far as
this reporter can see, with clichéd sexual happenings and some terrible vibes
of seen-it-all-before. The characters are pretty cute and mostly well drawn,
maintaining those cheaply produced anime standards: All Girls are exact body
clones, differing purely in hairstyle and eye colour.
Frantic, Frustrated and Female, has
it’s dull points, too, the key phrase here being ‘overkill’ – too much
of something can bore you beyond belief. Personally I was sitting there
thinking, “There goes Hiroe, getting eaten out for the sixty-third time.. oh
look at that, the sex demon came.. AGAIN.. wow.. has there been a point in this
film where that girl HASN’T been naked..?”
Whatever happened to subtlety people!
I mean.. we’ll have a whole new-wave generation of acne-infested teenagers
rising up before our eyes soon, kids exposed to brutally graphic pornography of
all kinds since they were five and can now only feel arousal When they watch
small shaved monkeys dressed in flaming paper outfits penetrate themselves with
giant cucumbers. Or something.
But then that’s just my opinion.
Anyway, although F3 does have it’s
many coma-inducing points, not all hope is lost --
Towards the end of the series where
the creators seem to lose the plot and get bored, it gets surprisingly
entertaining – a room full of sex toys become haunted by a spirit, including a
male blow up doll. You heard me.
One of the highlights of working your
way through this particular hentai is watching the half-assed efforts of the
editor to try and tone down the more controversial aspects of the movie, such as
the extreme incest; in the first episode Hiroe cavorts about trying to climax
with the help of an older girl who she calls ‘sister’, and later on their
mother apparently joins the party.
Next episode? A series of sub-titles
explains that although Hiroe may call these girls ‘sister’ and ‘mother’
they are in fact just, uh… close
friends? These subtitles reappear at various points throughout F3, getting more
and more entertaining each time. Mustn’t be missed..
But on a less sarcastic note, F3 does
seem to be the kind of general animated suck and fuck fun that seems to appeal
to all those well-adjusted members of society we know and love. It’s not
exactly dire even if it’s not anything amazing, and I would most definitely
tell you to give it a go.
Five out of Ten
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