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| Ninja Rap! |
| Oh, where to even begin? Well, there's only so many places you can when you draw a series name out of a hat and run with it for skit fodder. No. I'm not kidding. The 'Ninja Rap' song was originally going to be part of multi-song number involving Angelic Layer characters, but somewhere along the lines we changed our minds. And as soon as the suggestion was thrown out there to have tear-a-way costumes revealing full body-stockings and white undies we knew this skit would go down in con-lore. Nekocon 2003 marked our third consecutive year participating in the on-stage masquerade and things went a little bit differently this year. We got disqualified. Apparently, our four-person 'Sexy no Jitsu' was too racy for the audience. Yes, we got clearence from the staff before hand because we were indeed concerned about the appropiatness of the skit. Yes, we were told that since we were thoughful enough to wear body suits that it was OKAY. And yes, we were disqualified anyway. And no, we are not mad at the judges, because we know for a fact that they LOVED the skit and wished they weren't told to wipe their hands of us. But ya know, we've never cared about winning in the first place, so I do believe the fact that the entire audience was chanting "NINJA! NINJA RAP!" along with out performance more than made up for it. Plus, what we've got planned for Katsucon is going to be more glamorous and spectacular than anything we've ever done before. So watch out. We're not giving up, and we're gonna rock harder than the sweetest ninjas beyond all of time and space. |
| COSPLAY VIDEO (HOPEFULLY) COMING SOON!! |
| MORE NEKOCON DARK MUFFINS PICTURES! OH, THE INSANITY!! |
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| Haku enters first with a sign that reads 'This Dark Muffins is brought to your by the Power of Velcro". The audience is left to wonder... |
| The Mortal Kombat theme starts and Kankuro enters the stage. He drops the mummy and assumes a fighting stance. |
| Naruto follows him and the two start fighting. Naruto swings and kick just as the music starts to trail off. They both look around confused... |
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| A whistle starts to blow and Kakashi. But there's somthing different about him... |
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| If the audience hadn't gotten the joke at this point we would have been seriously worried. Yes, he's all shiny. One might even say he's wearing a blazer akin to that of....Vanilla Ice? Rejoice, children of the 80's. |
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| As Kakashi raps and Naruto dances, Kankuro looks around for an escape route (though whether it's from the potential fighting or the music is a mystery) but he is blocked as four more Leaf ninjas take the stage. Sasuke, Rock Lee, Neji and Kiba enter right as the chorus hits. |
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| Each of the four new additions takes a turn doing a little 'solo dance' in the midst of things. |
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| The whole cast breaks out into a choreographed dance taken from the second Ninja Turtles movie (and I hope you're familiar with the scene), included Kankuro who appears to have gotten caught up in things. |
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| The dance ends and Kankuro goes back into a defensive stance. The Leaf ninjas huddle, break, and assume a formation. Naruto drops to one knee, yells 'SEXY NO JITSU!!' and all hell breaks loose as the four "males" behind him tears their clothes off to reveal white lingerie. |
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| Kankuro faints and Kakashi steps back over into the group. The "girls" each do little pose before surrounding the boys and hitting the end pose. |
| Awww, yeeeah. |
| Ninja, ninja rap, go! go! go! go! |