2. Be cool to people because if your not then other people will get pissed at you and most likely they will hurt you, resulting in 2 broken rules(Refer to rule 1)
3. You can do whatever you want to yourselfs, but leave it at that, cuz come on people....are Drugs and Alchohol really that bad when you think about it....
4. Laugh at funny things, like truly funny things like farts and sarcasim and stuff.
5. Play all you music loudly and obnoxiously.
6.Study what all good bergists should know, Rock History, Amazing Athletic Rivalries and Events, Talking like a normal person of your ethnic background(Sorry, Bergists hate whiggers)
7. Pain really sucks so dont like inflict pain either.
8. Pleasure your loved ones and they will pleasure you.....if the communication is right.
9. Call Berge and thank him for coming up with this sweet religion
10. Alf is our God.