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| Bergist Holidays and Traditions | ||||||||||
| Allthough being Bergist doesnt really ask to much of its followers I thought I might try to seperate the few of you that are loyal and maybe you could reek some benifits. All you have to do is celebrate and take place in the Bergist Traditions and Holidays. It doesnt require to much of you so chill. | ||||||||||
| Malanberger Day - This Holiday was traditionally set to be on November 3rd but do to problems Jake and Berge didnt have a chance to have it then so now Malanberger Day is always the First Saturday of December. The purpose of this Holiday is to Celebrate living and being a Bergist. So everytime this holiday comes, Go out and you best have a hell of a good time! | ||||||||||
| May 31st - This Holiday is national traveling day. All true Bergist on this day, At least ONCE in their lifetime should travel to Downtown Dallas like the Historic Trip of Berge and his Disciples Jake Malan, Jack O`Kelly and Sam Sohmer. If you do go you must visit the site of John F. Kennedy`s assasination and The West End Market Place. | ||||||||||
| September 8th - I declare as leader of the bergist world that September 8th is National Music Day. On this Day every band in existance will put on shows Free of charge. Then later on in the day everyone will join in the streets and sing "Nah na na Nah na na Nahhhhhhhhh"(To the tune of Hey Jude by the Beatles) They can also do whatever they feel like to make them feel good unless it involves breaking any of the Laws of Bergism. Me and the Bergist Council has chosen this date because on Sept. 8th 2002 was the greatist date of music in out lives. Ozzfest 2002!!! | ||||||||||
| Malanish Bergists - These people are the Creme of the Wheat. They follow in Berge's footsteps by wearing white shirts and shorts for one entire school year. They are also allowed to wear one light jacket if the weather is to cold. The rewards are high if you have done this. | ||||||||||