So me and my friend were comparing cars and seeing which would win, like Dodge Ram vs. F-350, so who would win against these two Caddilac Coupe de ville, or GOD....?
Well Stuart, to even the most educated man this one should be tricky, but to the smart BERGIST man, this is a breeze. All the other gods of the world,(Budda, Allah, Ganish, ETC.) Caddilac Coupe De Ville would freakin squash all of them like doodle bugs. But the TRUE god and i mean REAL god, Alf would damn near beat the Caddilac so bad, Blood would literally be pouring out of every non-believers eyes, mouths and ears. Peoples head would literally EXPLODE because Alf killed the Caddilac so bad. Write back soon!
Berge, What is the moon made out of...
-Brittany
Well, the moon is made out of a super solar resistant material called glucatima. Back around 7 million years ago the moon and the sun would get into really bloody street fights, so they went to court and got a restraining order, and to insure the restraining order, the moon put glucatima all over itself, because just like cryptonite to superman, the sun freakin hates it. Thus creating the night and the day.
umm yeah dude....
when im at the park in my short running shorts, kids and moms always look at me with this disgusting look like im doing something wrong, then when i try and play and dig holes with them, my friends leave and the moms take the children away. What can i do to prevent this, all i wannt do is make friends.
Sincerly Scotty.
Well Scott, hmmm. I think the main reason is probably because your shorts are not short enough. Moms only like boys with the right "equipment" to play with the sons/daughters. Another thing is moms dont really like the sit down and start playing approach. On most moms that ive encountered, I do a Mating Dance with them, to prove not that i want to hurt there kids, but yet make love with them.....(P.S. Sometimes this doenst work, be prepared to run. I guess thats what the shorts are for HAH!)
hey mr. berge
why does my grandma always smell old, and why do I know what old smells like
Easy, The reason why grandmas smell old is kind of like Pins for porcupines. You see, if you are old, you have had a lot of sex, usually. The old smell keeps men from hitting on you in bars and such(due to impared vision from intoxication, men might hit on them if old people didnt have that smell) Also it comes in handy when there are like, burglers and such. Only insane men would rob a grannies house, because every sane man knows that Grandmas usually know how to kick some serious ass. The reason younger girls know that smell, is because they need to know what to prepare for when they are older, so they can adapt easier to the old people enviorment. I hope that answers your question
Hey Berge, I was just wondering why people pray to god and ask for help, I prayed to god and what did he do, he got me arrested and kicked out of vines. I think Chrisianity and praying is a fucking joke, what are your thoughts? Bergism rules! Alf wouldnt hurt anyone like that.
Dear Jake,
The answer to your question is easy yet hard. You see, I ( the messanger of god) was born in 1986. Man has existed for a very long time, so lots of bullshit and lies have come up since nobody has told them the truth. When people pray to god,( unless directed towards alf) you will not get a responce. You might get lucky, but thats just a cowinsadince. As Human life goes on people will start to realize the flaws of old fake religions, and relize the truth of Bergism!
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