Fin
He is talking to himself, whilst being avoided by everyone...
This is the COOLEST place i have ever been.. God its HUGE.. I want to go ride that roller coaster...Pesti answers himself in a slightly deeper tone...
Yeah right... I would just toss my cookies, which i had for lunch, all over some pretty chick just like in high school...He speaks again in another voice...
Yeah that sucked.. She wasnt that mad either... i think i deserved to be kicked in the nutz.He continues on talking to himself...
He walks up on a Strange looking store, and is greeted by none other than Keanu Reeves, NEO himself (hehe).
Welcome to the MATRIX... Your opponent is already awaiting you... Please follow me, i have an appointment in five minutes...Pesti, who is stunned at meeting the actor, follows him to the back room which is full of polished chrome and leather. They walk thru and Pestilence happens upon his stable leader, Orion Pax...
This is where you two shall be wired in... I gotta go.. Here is a sexy technician to strap you in...With that NEO leaves the room, and the sexy tech walks up...
Welcome to Virtual Realtiy Bytes, my name is Mindy and i am here to help.. Hold up.. Where is Doc? Pax, long time no see.. but yer not my opponent...Pax walks up...
Good Day Pestilence, Long time NO see.. or hear from... You are the ONLY member of TNL in the CRF... You disgust me with your inactiveness.... But today i am doing a FAVOR to a friend of ours, Dr. Abortion. It seems that he failed to tell me that i would be facing YOU in this little battle... I hold you in the highest respect, but you will NOT win this one Pesty...
Umm.. its spelled Pesti now.. Not Pesty... What? Spelled? oohh.. oh yes.. never mind that... no matter... Its TIME to for the match to begin...Pesti turns to look at Mindy...
So, what are you doin tonight? Wanna take in a movie? Sure, but i gotta ask my dad.. he gets mad if i dont let him know who i am gonna be out with after cerfew..Pesti gives her the eye, and just shrugs...
OK, lets get you two strapped in.... You are in for a WILD ride...
Pesti and Pax are strapped into the machine...
Get ready boys, this is gonna be the BEST trip you have ever been on...Pesti visibly tenses and Pax remains indifferent as she flips the switch...
In the VR world,
We fade in a few minutes after the machine has been turned on. Both of the combatants are trying to get their bearings...
Whoa.. This rocks.. im weightless...
This is very strange... I need to be on solid ground...Suddenly the groud appears beneath the two men, and unlike the Wile E. Coyote cartoons, they both begin to fall at a fast and furious pace toward the ground...
Pesti, who is terrified of heights, promtly passes out. He is jerked back to awareness by the pressure of a forearm against his throat...
Ahh, i knew that you were afraid of heights... remembered from our time in the IRWF...Pesti begins to struggle and suddenly goes limp, then begins to twitch...
Suddenly Pax is jerked backwards by three sets of hands...
Pesti slowly gets to his feet, the scenery has changed to that of a suburban neighborhood, and leans against a fence looking, quite amazed, at Pax being restrained...
(yes i said restrained, but by whom? they are in here alone arent they?)
Pesti looks over the three men, who are vaguely familiar...
Number one is a well dressed man, dressed like a businessman. The second man looks like a california Beach bum. And the third man is identical in dress to Pesti, but the colors are reversed.
What the hell? WHo the hell are you?
UNHAND ME!! NOW!!
Pax struggles but the three just hold him tighter...
The first man speaks up...
Business Pest:Ahh, but Pax you see... We have come to an empasse... Mr. Pestilence here is alone. We are simply MR. PESTILENCE.The beach bum speaks...
Pestibum:Yah dude, we are Pesti... you just picked the WRONG man to fight in a VR world dude...The third man says not a word...
Why are yall helpin me? are you the representations of my other personalities? And where the hell am i?
The third man finally speaks up...
Evil Pest:Yes ya stupid SOB, we are YOU .. the repressed personas... Damn boy you are DENSE... I dont even know why i am HELPING you.. Damn..
Evil Pest releases Pax's arm, then whacks Pestibum in the head, causing him to release Pax's other arm...
Pax suddenly jerks his body from Business Pest... then steps back to look over the FOUR pestilence's standing before him...
Damn it pesti, you should be in a asylum...Why would i want to join that bunch of CRF rejects?
Pesti here has a small problem that can be overlooked most of the time, but this direct brain wave stimulation has brought us out to help him...Yeah dude, yer in for IT...
What the hell you talking bout'? I got bettah things to be doin than helpin Dickie here...Evil Pest turns and walks away...
Where the hell is HE going? Looks as if our esteemed colleague has decided he doesnt want to help our dominant personality... Dudes got some SERIOUS ISSUES...
Pesti and his clones go into a huddle...
Pax just waits to see what is going on...
Ok, we got the homefield advantage here, Bum you can take his legs, Business you can get his head.. and I will just kick him in the Nutz...They break and look up to see...
(i wonder if i should be doing this.. its SOO stupid... ahh what the hell)
THey look up to see a 20 ft tall transformer, Optimus Pax. The huge autobot has his energy rifle pointed at the three little men...
HOLD UP!! NO FAIR!!
The three dive for cover just as he releases his first salvo, destroying the "street" from beneath the men...
Suddenly Pesti gets an idea, he starts to transform...
(god this sucks) He becomes... Grimlock, the Dinobot, (yeah that sucked) and attacks Optimus Pax...
The two tussle for a few moments, as Bum and Business Pest relax on the ground watching...
Think we should help him?
Nah.. Here have a Margarita...Suddenly two margaritas appear...
They sit back and watch as the two monstrously huge robots(oh god i dont believe i am writing this) battle it out.
... The ending to this one is lost in the sands of time... it wsa good.. i won... hehe...