Ok Ice you are lookin FINE, fine, fine tonight... damn girl you...

Damn shut up boy, SPICE here is lookin HOT... Its SO good to have her around...

Pesty baby, where is D? Shouldnt he be here for our announcement?

(spice NOT red pesti)
Yeah, BJ and Him been gone all weekend. Gonna have to...

She is cut off as Pesti's entrance music, the theme to Three's company, begins to play...

Looks like its showtime girls.. lets go..

Out in the Arena,

We now join JR and Joey styles sitting at ringside between matches of tonights house show in the "Middle-of-no-freaking-where Arena" in Middle-of-no-freaking-where" Arkansas. We now go to JR and Joey, argueing as usual...

Joey, PLEASE stop your whining.. its not MY fault they didnt clean up that well after the Hog show this afternoon.. Just charge the cleaning bill to Krony.. he will pay for it..

This is ALL your fault JR, ALL OF IT!! 500 dollar shoes ruined because of country bumpkins relatives of yours..

What? WHy you little...

As Jr smacks Joey in the head, knocking his headset loose, the lights in the arena dim and "Three's Company" Begins to play throughout the arena...

Looks like good old Pesti and Dragon are going to GRACE us with their presence tonight...

Joey slips his head set on as the Kronus-tron flashes to life...

Pestilence, Spice and Miss Ice step out onto the ramp as the crowds give a huge pop for their favorite... um.. well not so favorite no more.. but still.. slammer, Pestilence. The girls wave to the crowd who quietly begin to chant...

Good lord Joey, do you SEE what that girl has on.. thats just..

Awesome, i know... Well seems that my old adversary Pestilence here has finally gotten some CLASS and a little...

You cant say that on National Television..

Why not? Pestilence says it EVERY post he makes usually...

Pesti helps Ice and Spice up the steps then through the ropes into the ring...

That is disgraceful... Anyway people, Pestilence is calling for a mic... Guess we get to hear the crazy man speak...

One of the ringside techs tosses a mic into the ring, Spice catches it and hands it to Pesti..

Thanks babe...
Ok.. Its GOOD to be here.. where ever the hell we are... And i wanted to let you all SEE My new managers, Miss ICE... Wave to the people Baby.. And Miss Spice... Give then an EYE full babe...

The girls strut around the ring for a moment and drive the crowd crazy with their T&A (no flashing allowed)...

Alright that is enough girlz... dont wanna wear it out too fast...

They stop the strutting and take their places beside Pesti, Spice on the left, Ice on the right.

That is strange for Pesti, He never comes to the ring accept for a match...

Maybe he is turning over a new leaf? But i dont care as long as Ice always wears that Teddy to the ring...

Back to the ring...

As you all know, i dont do this.. I dont come to the ring.. i dont do Promo's i dont do anything much but sit in the back and read WAR&PEACE...

TOday, i change that crap.. Today i lay down a CHALLENGE to someone.. who has gotten the BEST of me time in .. time out..

WHo could he be talking about.. As of late no one has bested Pesti..

Shut up..

Back to the ring...

ANyway... We are laying down a CHALLENGE right now to BATMAN. You have Gotten us.. time in time out... and Well.. frankly.. We are tired of it...

Also tonight i would like to address the ELITE...

Two challenges in one NIGHT .. he has lost his mind...

Jr, he lost that back a LONG time ago... when VADER gave him that concussion...

Back to the ring...

Yes, the ELITE... Vicegrip, Triple C, Rockyrhoades... and your PLAYMATES... Seems that you boys have decided you dont LIKE me much.. well.. you dont.. TOO BAD.. hehehe.. You want a piece of "THE UNSTABLE ONE"?? Come and GET it...

Thats right people.. tonight i throw down a challenge to both BATMAN and THE ENTIRE Elite... What do you boys say?