Fin
Amber walks out of the locker room behind him, yelling at him to stop...
CALI!! COME BACK HERE!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR BODY!!!
Just Moments before,In Pestilence's locker room,
Pestilence is chillin in his recliner, reading "War&Peace" while listening to "One Burbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood. He lays his book down, standing up to stretch and hears a ear peircing scream...
What in Sephiroth's name is THAT... Pesti slips on his Mickey Mouse slippers and pulls his robe on. He opens his door, when suddenly a Naked California comes running past...
What the HELL is he doing... Streakers REALLY pish me OFF...Pesti reaches up and grabs his Roll of Duct tape and takes off after Cali...
In Batman's Secret Pranking Area,
Batman is watching the proceedings from his hidden cameras...
HAHAHAHAH!!! THis is gonna be good...Whats up Bats??
Tyger joins him at the console...
Just pranked... Uh Oh... That cant be good...Oh boy.. Pesti is gonna tear him a new...
The scene shifts back to the hallway,
Cali has slown down and is slowly creaking his way back to his locker room, trying his BEST to cover himself...
He rounds a corner and walks straight into Pesti...
Hi there little man... Seems someone forgot RULE number ONE...Wh.. Wh.. Whats rule number One?
Pesti wraps his hands around the neck of Cali and lifts him off the floor...
Amber rounds the corner carrying Cali's clothes...
Oh GOD.... LET HIM GO!!!
Pesti releases Cali, who is covered in gray and gold tattoo's like Pesti was a few weeks ago (maybe they are more PERMANENT this time), and he drops to the floor... Amber runs up and starts to kick Pesti in the Nutz...
He grabs her leg, jerks her past him and face first into the wall. She lands with a wet bloody thud...
Pesti turns his attention back to Cali who has caught his breath and is now "prepared" i.e. he has some shorts on.
I dont care if you ARE clothed now... I hadda see you naked.. SOMEONE is gonna get it..You better hope that Amber isnt hurt you freak...Why little man... WHAT can YOU do to me that hasnt BEEN done???
Cali runs at him and knocks him into the wall, grinding his shoulder into Pesti's breastbone...
(new color, labored breath)
Good try biznitch... VADER once had me like this.. you are NOTHING!!!
Pesti shoves him away and kicks him in the mouth...
Cali crumples to the floor holding his mouth...
(imagine having broken teeth)
uUuU.. Bifff.. Uuu.. boke I eeeffff..Pesti kicks him once again, knocking him over...
Two bodies to dispose of.. what now... AH HA!!!!!!
About twenty minutes later,
The Camera Fades in on an EMPTY CRF arena. Pestilence is seen on top of hte Kronus-tron...
Suddenly two dark objects fly off the tron and begin to slowly swing back and forth from both ends.
Pesti climbs down... Walks up to the cameraman, Ray(of course)..
Zoom IN.. NOW!!
Ray zooms in on the bloodies bodies of Cali and Amber swinging from the Kronus-Tron, Hands and Feet taped up with Duct Tape...
(fron off camera)
Anyone who messes with me.. THIS will be YOU ...
Pesti suddenly walks in front of the camera, gives it the one fingered salute, and walks off into the arena. Leaving Ray once again with his handiwork...
This flash was brought to you by the "NO NAKED MEN IN THE HALLS Coalition".