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Fade In, We now go back to the lockerroom of Pestilence, Spice, Ice, and Bigwreck. Where we find Pesti and Biggie watching some boring TV. Spice and Ice got up in the boys absence, and left a note saying they went shopping. Pesti is flipping thru a issue of EWA weekly, looking for any inkling of character from the man called "Dysturbed" but can find no entries. (Pesty) Damnit, I cant find a single thing bout the guy im supposed to be tagging with.. All i found was his stats... Name: Dysturbed, aka Unknown Thats it... Something tells me that I wont be getting alot of help from him on todays match... Speaking of matches... Before Pesti can finish his question, the door to the room flies open, and Spice and Ice walk in, carrying about 40 bags worth of stuff. It takes them all of 5 minutes to sit it all down, and during that time Pesti can only stare in awe... (Pesti) Wa... Wa... Wa... How.. How.. Why.. Why.. (Bigwreck) What in the hell is all that? (Ice) We went shopping... (Spice) Yeah, and got you boys some things... And dont worry bout the bill baby.. Remember I got my own money... The relief is evident on Pesti's face as he stands up. Bigwreck joins him and they walk over to the table, which is covered in bags... (Pesty) So what did you get us? The scene fades into the EWA News... (Newscaster) And CM's condition has not been released by the hospital as of this time. The rumor is that Bigwreck is going to be brought up on charges of attempted manslaughter, but thats only a rumor at this point. Personally I think CM deserved it. Wait.. Im on camera.. I mean.. I think that CM should have watched his back... Anyway, lets get back to the Gilligans Island Marathon...The scene is now Pesti, the girls, sitting on the couch, while Bigwreck is in his room. They are waiting patiently for him to return as the door opens. He steps out, clad in a wicked new black leather trench coat, electric blue button up shirt, blue jeans, smooth snake skin boots, and a new pair of shades... You dont really think im gonna wear this shirt do ya? (Spice) But baby... You look good in it.. Aint that right Ice? (Ice) Yeah Sweetcheeks.. You are hot... (Bigwreck) Pesti.. Do they do this to you too? (Pesty) All the time.. Did you hear the tv.. attempted manslaughter.. on you.. bullshiznit.. Well.. I better get ready for my match.. gotta head out in a few minutes... We are the opener... (Spice) Not so fast buddy boy... YOu got new duds too.. Pesti groans as Spice grabs three bags and leads him in to the bathroom... A few minutes later, Pesti steps out in a new Grey trenchcoat, Black jeans, Black shirt, Black boots and new shades... (Pesti) I cant move.. much less wrestle... (We gotta change back.. quick.. its almost time.. Pesti dives back into the bathroom, before Spice can get in, and there is a lot of banging and crashing before he steps back out, dressed in his usual dragon print tights and mask. (Pesty) Much better... Girls.. You dressed? Lets go to the ring.. Biggie... Later My Brother.. The scene fades as Pesti and the girls head out the door, towards the entrance ramp... TBC IN MOMENTS!!! |
