|
Fade In, We now go to lockerroom of Pestilence, where we find the small suite of rooms seemingly empty. There is no sign of habitation, no beer bottles, no food boxes, there aren't even any clothes lying dirty on the floor... (Wait... Pesti has only been here for a day. Why would his room be messy.. plus he's got two hot chicks on his arms... Wouldnt they clean for him? I wonder where they are now...) The door to the bathroom stands open, steam from a recent shower still showing on the mirror and the small bedroom door is shut. The camera moves in closer to the door, and stops when it swings open, revealing a face that only a mother could love... (Pesti) What in the HELL do you think you are doing in here? Huh? (Pesty) Im sure he has a good explanation... Explain... Quick.. Hes got a short fuse... The camera gets a little shaky then a stuttering voice speaks... ("No-Shot" Ed) I... I... I was ... Just.. WOW!! From the bedroom steps Ice and Spice, wearing baby blue and hot pink teddies respectively, and look over to Pestilence... (Ice) Pesty.. Come back to bed... Get rid of him.. Come on... (Spice) No.. NOW.. GET RID OF HIM.. I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP!!! Pestilence looks back to the cameraman... (Pesty) Look, I see your name is Ed on your name tag. ED, Leave.. Now.. You got your shots.. Now leave before I sick Pesti on ya... The camera backs up from Pesty, and as it moves thru the doorway... (Pesti) BOOO!!! The camera shot suddenly drops to the perspective of Pestilences' feet, and cracks show on the screen. It then fades to black... ("No-Shot" Ed) Oh no.. not another one.. thats gonna come out of my salary again... Laughter can be heard in the background before the door slams. Ed's footsteps can be heard echoing down the hallway as he mutters to himself... Back in the Room, (Pesty) Well, seems like we have been put on our first card... (Pesti) Yep, our lucks changing.. (Pesty) Yeah.. but who is this "Dysturbed" we got stuck with... (Pesti) I dunno, but I would bet you my left nut that its gonna be trouble... (Pesty) You can't bet that.. Its mine too... Oh.. Anyway.. Spice, Ice... See what you can dig up on this character.. (Pesty) Just dont sleep with him.. Please.. I would like ya back without the extras... Hahah.. (Spice) Dont worry bout a thing.. We can handle one little man.. Aint that right Ice? (Ice) No problem whatsoever... We are gonna need the credit card though.. gotta have some .. items... Pestilence gives her a funny look... (Pesty) Really? (Pesti) No Way... Dont go hog wild... He tosses her his wallet and lays back in the bed... (Pesti) Now, thats enough of that talk.. Its time for bed.. Lets go.. Both of ya.. Now... Hehe The scene fades as both Spice and Ice climb under the covers to sleep off the days tensions... Fade Out... |
