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Fade In, We now go to the Dungeon Arena, for more from the Sunday Asskicking Card Opener, the Lethal Lottery Welcome Match... Damn, this is getting confusing.. Anyway.. We find Pesti slumped into his corner, Dysturbed looking at his out stretched hand like it is the plague, and El Rico is laying prone on the mat with perfume and salt in his eyes. The Ref is finally beginning to stir as Spice and Ice run back to stand near Steroids and the Brain. Dysturbed finally slaps Pesti's hand, the ref sees this, and he leaps into the ring. He waltzes over and grabs Rico up by his greasy hair, slinging him into the turnbuckle. He holds his hands up in the universal sign, and begins raining lefts and rights into Rico's face. The ref finally comes over and separates the two men, but Dysturbed just shoves the ref away and grabs Rico by the arm. Rico is squinting, but his sight is beginning to return. As Dysturbed slingshots Rico across the ring, Rico grabs on and reverses the shot. Dysturbed slams chest first into the turn buckle. He staggers back a bit, and Rico dives for his legs, taking him down and rolling him up in one motion... (Ref) 1... 2... BAMMMMM! Pesti dives into the ring, landing an elbow into Rico's head, barely in time to save his unlikely tag partner from being pinned. He lays in a good kick to the sternum to Rico then darts back across the ropes. Dysturbed looks over at Pesti, giving him an evil glare, and grabs Rico by the tights. He hauls him to his feet, shoves him towards the ropes, and scoops him up on the return for a bone jarring slam. He covers Rico... (Next?) Fade Out...
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