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Fade In, We find ourselves at the Dungeon Arena, where a day full of fights, brawls, and arse kicking has been taking place. The camera shows the action of the Tag Title Match. The scene shifts to a ringside camera, focused on the front row. Seated at ringside is Pestilence, Spice, and Ice. They are watching the action, and commenting amongst themselves... (Pesty) Whoo.. Good lord, this is a convoluted mess of a match.. Who can tell whos fighting who? (Pesti) Damn you need to pay attention... Biggie and Deano are basically beating Lordy... I think.. Hahahaha.. Who are all the rest of these people? What is Phantom Joe doing wearing a ref's shirt? (Spice) Ewwww.. I just got blood splattered on my new blouse!! Spice unbuttons her shirt and tosses it towards the ring, leaving her there in her Victoria's Secret Bra... (Ice) Damn you Spice, you always have to show you tits dont ya? (Pesty) Hey Ice, why dont you do the same? Give the fans a better show than the match? Hahah. (Spice) Yeah Icey Wicey... Cant you take off yer top for the crowd? You couldnt keep it on at the club last night... Suddenly Ice reaches out and slaps Spice across the chest, knocking her back some slobbering fans. Spice quickly pulls herself from the mass of hands, and dives onto Ice, knocking her to the floor. Pesti stands up, trying to hold back the people wanting a better look. Spice and Ice continue rolling around, pulling hair, pulling clothes, and screaming obsenities... (Spice) YOU BIATCH! (Ice) HO!! (Pesty) OH Damn... WHooaaaahh... Pesti is knocked into the rail by the roiling mass of woman flesh on the floor. As they continue, his balance on the rail gives and he tumbles onto the mat outside the ring... (Brain) What the.. We have yet another combatant joining the fray here.. Pestilence, Bigwrecks buddy, has lept over the rail and is looking for Lordy... (Steriods) What are you talking about Brain? He just got knocked over... Brain smacks Steriods in the chest and continues his rant... (Brain) Ohh.. Looks like Pesti has found his man. He is staring down Lordy in the ring... Lordy notices Pesti standing at ringside... Whats going to happen next in this wild matchup? As Brain continues his crap, Pesti is looking at his friend lying prone on the mat. He glances back behind him to see that Spice and Ice have stopped their catfight and are leaving hand in hand. He shakes his head and looks back to the ring... Fade Out... |
