Damn... This is killing me... But.. First things first, Batman has to be taken care of. PERMANENTLY. He goaded me into this match, I lose and I must join the Assassin's Guild... If i win...
Pesti looks over at the cameraman seated a couple of tables away... He waggles his finger at the camera then flips off the veiwers at home. He stands up and walks over to the camera...
Batty boy... I dont think its gonna be that easy... Why do you think I havent SPOKEN this stipulation to ANYONE... This is going to be a SUPRISE isnt it... Yes... Yes.. It is.. and its going to be a bigger suprise to YOU.... Sleep tight now... the day of reconing is upon you....
Pesti steps out of the cameras veiw... Moments later, he is picked up by another of the ever roving cameramen in the hallway. He wanders the halls for a few minutes, passing by the doors to some of his old friends.. Dr Abortion.. Marshall Law.. Then he stops... He leans against the wall for a moment, chin in his hand...
Hey, cameraman.. Come here... Dont speak, its against your contract ... just nod... I just realized something.. In my NINE month contract for the CRF, i have made very FEW true FRIENDS.... Doc was more of a respected enemy than a friend, and Law began as a enemy... Its time that i made my peace with this fed... But AFTER the match tomorrow... Right...
The cameraman nods his approval as Pesti continues on down to the CRF GODS locker room... He lets himself in and promptly slams the door in the cameraman's face. Pesti looks around his locker room, and sees Dragon passed out on the couch again, Beer cans surrounding his limp form. He slowly stirs as Pesti, flops on the couch, and falls fast asleep...
Fade In, This is gonna be a hellacious night isnt it D? Yup... Sure is... Yup... Umm.. You gonna be there? Or you got plans? Dunno yet, probably be there... Dunno... Cool.. Cool... Well... Im gone.. gotta go check out the feild before tonight... Dragon, who never looked away from the TV, waves... Pesti gives him an odd look as he heads into the bathroom to slip into something, comfortable.... Moments later, he walks out of the bathroom, clad in shorts, a t-shirt, and steel toed boots. He heads down the hallway, and into the parking lot. He mounts his ride and starts it up, heading down to the Pro Player Stadium.... Pesti takes a wayward route to the stadium, and after an hour of riding, and thinking, he arrives... He pulls into the lot and rides all the way up to the entrance. He parks the motorcycle, and heads inside. The stadium has quite a few people already there, laying the low power landmines, and re-affixing the turf over them. Pesti walks down to the first row and sits down, tossing his feet up onto the rail, as he watches the men marking the landmines on a map... He closes his eyes and lays back, only to be jarred by an explosion. He jerks upright and sees that the pitchers mound is now small crater, the man who was laying the landmine lays nearby, bleeding from a shrapnel wound on his brow... The others carefully make their way to him and escort him off the feild... Pesti then looks up to see Maverick, along with Crocket and Tubbs, sitting in the Marlins' Dugout. Mav is speaking into a cell phone... He looks up as Pesti is looking at him.. Their eyes meet for a moment, then Mav hangs up his phone, and points to Pesti... Crockett and Tubbs head out of the dugout, through the marked off lines and go after Pesti. Pesti smiles and stands up... he then heads back up the steps... He is met at the top by Crocket and suddenly Tubbs steps out behind him... What the.. How did you do that? (Tubbs) Now Now... Lets dont be snotty, we were stars... Lets go Pesti... No cheating... (Crockett) Right Pesti, Lets go... They both grab a shoulder and unneccesarily manhandle him down to the entrance.. He help him outside and tell him not to come back until Mav calls him. Pesti stands up and dusts himself off... Glaring laserbolts at the two out of work Tv stars... He climbs back onto his bike and is about to take off as the familiar whine of the Batmobiles engine is heard nearby... Pesti looks around, but sees nothing... He starts up the bike and pulls into the road.. As he pulls out, he sees the Batmobile parked on the grass outside an emergency exit. Pesti just smiles and continues on...
We now join Pestilence as he awakens Saturday Morning. He slowly rolls off the couch and hits the floor. After a moment he rises to his feet and looks over to see Dragon watching Saturday Morning cartoons... Pesti just smiles and thinks, "Some things never do change do they?"... He heads into the kitchen, and grabs himself a glass of OJ, not the wife killing kind but Sunny Delight. As he finishes that he goes back to the couch and sits...
Fade In And thats where this HUGE match will take place tonight, Maverick has pulled out all the stops for this one. Its been rumored that this will be Pestilence's LAST match in the CRF, thats why it was done today.... Pesti turns away from the TV, and looks around the empty bar. He glances at the clock and stands.. he tosses a twenty to the bartender and heads out the door. Once outside, he climbs onto his bike and heads back towards the arena. The sun is setting and casts long shadows over the city... Pesti pulls into the parkinglot again and parks outside the doors again. He dismounts and locks the bike down as he heads into the building... Ten Minutes Later, GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! ARE YOU READY!!! The crowds cheers become an uproar.... ARE YOU READY!!! The crowds now begin to cheer even Louder... I THOUGHT SO!! Lets get ready to RUMBLE... Tonights Special Guest Referee... EMINEM!!!!
We now join Pestilence as he sits in a local bar, watching ESPN2 and having a beer. He sits at the bar, alone, and looks at the TV. It is a arial veiw of the Stadium, and points out that the entire feild is laced with Landmines and There are two tables set up, covered to overflowing with objects. The anchorman comes back on...
We now join Pestilence as he sits in the Marlins Dugout, looking out onto the field. He sees Batman across the way, sitting in the other dugout. The stadium is filled to with wrestling fans, who are ready to see some carnage... Howard Stinkel is now heard...
(click for movie)
From the pitchers box, riding in a golf cart, comes EMINEM, being shouffered by one of the men who put out the land mines... He pulls up to a marked off section of grass and Eminem steps out... He holds in his hands a mic...
WHAT UP!!! WHAT UP!!! WHAT UP!!!The crowds go wild as the rapping sensation EMINEM, begins the intros for the contestants...
First up.. First up... We got the Champ, the big bad mean mutha{censored}er himself, PESTILENCE...
The Tron flashes back to life as "South Texas Death Ride" begins to play...
Pesti walks out onto the field, through a roped off section and stops at the white line... He flips off the crowd, setting them off yet again.. He then turns to Eminem and flips him the bird also, which is returned in kind...
Pesti, dont be pullin that kinda {censored} with me.. I might not be a wrestler but i could still kick your {censored}! Now... Over here we got this {censored}er, who loves to be prankin... He toasted the champ here a while back and this is what its lead to ... So... Without furthur Bull{censored}... Its BATMAN!!
The tron flickers to life again as the Batman Theme begins to play...
Batman steps out onto the roped off area on his side, clad in his normal heavy duty suit, and waves to the crowd... The crowds break out into a chant of...
Duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna .. BATMAN!!!
Then break out into laughter, as do Pesti and Eminem... Bats stands ther for a moment and shoots a ice____y glare at Pesti.... Eminem clears his throat once to get everyones attention again...
Well... now thats over with... Lets get down to business shall we? Batman, Pesti... I dotn want to see no bull{censored}in out here... Just a good fight, my Pal Mav told me this would be a good match, so lets get it on!!! FIGHT!!!
Eminem yells and Pesti looks around, trying to remember if any of those land mines where any where near him... Unable to remember he steps off and looks up... Batman is strolling calmly across the feild, stepping left and right as needed and reaches his table of weapons. He grabs himself a bat and takes a practice swing... Just then one of the mines in the outfield blows, sending dirt and smoke a hundred feet into the air. Pesti spins around and watches as the dirt falls... Batman, who accidentaly released his bat when the explosion happened, looks to Maverick, seated in his skybox. Pesti looks up there too ... Maverick stands in the window looking down..
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT {Censored}!?!Mav whips out his cell phone and places a Call as Pesti and Batman slowly cross the feild, towards one another...
Fade In, What the hell.. Dont even tell me those are landmines... YUP... IS that what you were doing here earlier... You cheap bastich... Nope.. cost me quite a bit of money... Good thing the AG pays well... Really now... I hadnt heard that... I heard that they pay about as well as the NEW LEAD... That was low, OLD FRIEND No Lower than this... Pesti dives over the white dots and tackles Batman to the ground, They roll for a moment and suddenly a "CLICK" and a "FZzzzzzzz" is heard... THey both scramble to their feet and look down to see smoke rising from the ground.. Not waiting for an explanation Pesti lashes out at Bats with a fist, catching him in the gut. As Batman is bowed over, Pesti grabs his "ears" and bounces his nose off his knee... PEsti then slings Batman back and he lands on one of the white dots... BOOM! Batman is flung ten feet into the air and lands in a heap. Pesti stops dead in his tracks and runs over to where he lies... Pesti drops to one knee, not worried about anything, and checks Batman's pulse, but Batman grabs his wrist and slings him over.... BOOOM!!! This time Pesti and Batman are flung sideways and topple into Eminem... Batman slowly stands, nose dripping blood and Stands over Pestilence... Pesti lies on the ground, nose and ears slowly bleeding... Pesti shakes his head once and wraps his legs around Batmans, dropping him to the ground... Pesti Slowly releases Batman and looks over to see that the bat, which Batman had earlier, is now being weilded by Eminem... YOU {censored}!! You gonna die honkies!!! Take your beating like a couple of men... Eminem, pissed as hell, runs over and begins beating on Batman with the bat. Whack, Whack, Whack.. Over and over He slams the bat home into Batmans chest and stomach... He quickly turns and tries to take off Pesti's head with the bat. Pesti ducks and grabs the bat from his hands... Pesti gives an open handed slap to the rap star... Startling him... The two stare at one another for a moment then Pesti hands him back the bat... They both proceed to beat Batman for a moment... Pesti pulls Em back and goes for a cover..> Eminem drops to the ground... ONE... TWO.... THREE.... Booom... BOOOM... BOOOMBBOOOOOOOOMMBBOOOOOOMMM.... Pesti slowly stands, as does Eminem... The explosions continue for a moment then there is an erie silence... Pesti slowly kneels and hefts Batman onto his shoulder... The man witht he golf cart pulls up and all Pesti, with Batman , and Eminem, all climb on... Fade Out...
We now join the action in progress... A few random explosions have occured, all getting slowly closer to our grapplers. Pesti and Batman are currently exchanging blows in the marked off area with Eminem... Em is standing back watching and cheering for both men... Pesti sweeps Batmans legs from beneath him and hits the ground hard. Pesti stands over him, but Batman rolls up his legs and kicks Pesti backwards, out of the circle and onto the landmine strewn feild. Bats casually walks out, avioding two spots, as Pesti slowly gets back to his feet... Pesti looks around and sees that Batman marked the two spots he avioded with a white dot. He now sees that Batman is walking around him, placing white marks in various places...
Fade In, Pestilence... You won.. With help... But you won... now... Spit out that Secret Stipulation... Get it over with... Whats it gonna be.. I have to quit the AG? I have to be your slave? Just name it.. IM a man of my word... Bats... This is odd... Very... Your stipulation was if i lose... I join AG, and remain Loyal.... Well... My stip... Is...Pesti stops as Dark Dragon, Hell Spawn, and Sinthia enter the room... Batman slowly sits up and looks at the four people standing before him. This group of poeple, the CRF GODS, have strange looks on their faces... What is this? You all going to beat on a man whos already down? No.. Not that... Batman... Say hello to your Newest Member of the CRF Assassin's GUILD... Dark Dragon. Thats part one of my STip... And the other... Is Say Hello to the OTHER Newest Member of the CWFe Assassin's GUILD... ME... What? You must.. How can I trust him? Take the word of the HEART of the CRF, hes loyal... And BROTHER.. We got to have WORDS... SOON.. Before i leave... Now... Spawn, Bats, Sin... Dragon... I must be going.. I have some.. Packing to do.. Good DAY... Pesti nods to the others as he exits the room... Fade Out
We now join Pestilence and Batman, in the Marlin's locker room. Dr. McCoy is tending to the few cuts and bruises of the two men. Eminem has since left the building, threatening to sue Mav for damages. Pestilence is lying on a table and staring at the ceiling. Batman has been stripped of his suit, all but the mask, and lies on a table across the room. Pesti looks over, then slowly sits up... He hops off the table, and Batman quickly looks over...