Charlie_D
Vs.
Marshall_law
Hardcore Table Match
(Cindy) Charlie... You need to do something for that cut or you will regret it later.. that looks horrible...
(Mindy) Yeah, you dont want to end up sick... Damn those Xpresslane boys... Ill go grab the First Aid Kit...
Charlie just smiles as Cindy leads him to the couch, and stradles his lap as Mindy walks in. They both proceed to clean the wound and bandage his head... (what did you think they were gonna do? This is on CABLE... NOT Pay TV).. Charlie just lays back and smiles... he looks at the camera as it fades out...
We now join Charlie D as he finishes dressing for his Match. Mindy and Cindy are sitting on the couch, looking worse for wear, as Charlie slips on his boots... He waves to the girls as he snatches up his bottle, and his duffel bag. He steps into the hallway and walks down to the ring entrance...
Hey, sound guy... Yeah.. you...
A man looks up from his desk and motions Charlie over... A plaque on the desk reads...
(Stompin' Tim Kerr) Can i help you? Charlie D right? Pleased to meet you...
LIkewise.. i was just wondering... can you do me a favor? Its not much...
The scene fades as Charlie hands him Cd stamped: CRF.
We now join "Slim" Jim Ramser and Daniel "Lightbulb" Morini at ringside.
(Slim) Welcome back Folks, i am Jim Ramser and as always...
(Lightbulb) I am Daniel Morini. TOnight we come LIVE to you from the CGW arena where we are preparing for one hell of a match...
You got that right Lightbulb... Tonight we will see, the former CGW hardcore champion, Charlie D facing off against the man who IS hardcore, or was in the iRWF/CRF anyway, Marshall Law.
This should be a very good matchup tonight, seeing as BOTH these men WANT that belt. The new commisioner Grayson has walked in here, with a new plan, and a new way of doing things...
Yes, thats true Lightbulb. THere are rumors of dissention in the ranks of the slammers since his induction as the new commish...
Slim and Lightbulb are interuppted as the lights begin to dim... And A loud booming Laugh echoes around the arena...
And it looks like we are ready for this one to begin...
The Grayson-Tron flashes to life as Slim finishes speaking...
Charlie D steps out onto the ramp, mic in hand, as the crowd erupts into cheers for their favorite drunken hero... Charlie walks down to the ring, slowly, and climbs into the ring... He holds up his duffel bag as the crowds once again erupt...
GOOOOOD EVENING CGW FANS!!! The crowd repeats his greeting...
Tonight, we will see MYSELF, and Marshall Law. Old Adversaries facing off... In none other than a TABLE Match... ALthough not just ANY Table match.. NOOOOO... Mr Grayson decided this is a ONE hour match.. To see who can put his opponent through the MOST tables... I think I got this one won... HARDCORE is my LIFE... I drink hardcore... I {censored for the young audience}... And hell.. i even {once again too} Hardcore... The crowds shout out their approval...
But i bet you are tired of my talk.. SO my ACTIONS are going to speak.. that and what i got in my bag here...
Charlie kneels in the ring and unzips his bag... He pulls out a steel chair...
(Slim) What is he doing with a chair? THis is a table match..
(lightbulb) I have no idea.. what does that thing say? I looks like its got writing on it...
Umm.. it appears to say...
I do believe i know where this comes from... The CRF... Thats PESTILENCE's chair... He and Law once had a huge friendship... even a stable together...
Charlie, in the ring, holds the chair up for all to see and then places it on the mat... He then reaches into his bag again and pulls out... a stuffed rat? He places the rat on the top turnbuckle and kicks the bag out of the ring... LAW... I know you are back there... YOu remember these items... i am sure of it... Your old PAL.. Pesti LOVED these items... Well.. NOW i got them... You want them? COME GET THEM...
Charlie slams the mic down and bashes it with the chair... Suddenly the lights drop as the Grayson Tron lights up again...
As "Dont Worry Be Happy" (pestilence's theme music) begins to play... Marshall Law steps onto the ramp to the laughter of 3 thousand people... He storms down to the ring, past the tables lined up all around and slides into the ring...
(Slim) Talk about disconcerting your opponent... Charlie is reminding Law of Everything he left behind in the CRF...
THis is just wrong, you cant expect a humiliated man to wrestle... This is WRONG...
Hey, we get paid to commentate.. not make assuptions of right and wrong...Yeah but still...
ANyway.. Ohh.. look at that ... Law just LAUNCHED Charlie out of the ring... right through thta table...
LIghtbulb stands up in his seat Cheering
GO LAW!!! Thats one for Law...
As the scene cuts to a commercial the screen Fades...
Fade In,
We now join the Hardcore Table Match in full swing. Charlie D and Marshall Law are tied at 5 tables a peice... THey have battled all around the ring, and they are currently out of tables...
(Slim) Welcome back folks, this has been a hell of a match. Charlie is busted open once again, and Law.. Well..
(Lightbulb) Law has been a maniac tonight, Hell he put HIMSELF through two tables... This is getting insane and we are only 20 minutes into this match...
I dont see how these two men can hold out much longer.. Oh God.. Charlie D just axe-handle slammed Law into that steel ramp...
This is getting insane.. whats he doing? Good god.. he dragging law by his feet... Hes headed to the back...
Jeez, some one get a camera back there...
We now go behind the curtain... Charlie has just now dragged Law through the curtains, but Law kicks loose. He is back to his feet immediately, and snaps kicks Charlie in the gut... Law plants Charlie's already busted head into a tangle of extension cords... Law stands up and knocks some sound equipment aside then lifts Charlie up... Slamming him head first through the table... but as the table breaks, a small machine flies up, from the end of the table, connecting solidly with Law's head... He stumbles back and trips over that same pile of cords... And tumbles out onto the ramp...
And once again Law is on his way to the ring... After slamming Charlie through that table...
After that table Charlie should be down for the rest of the night, this is getting too intense...
Intense is right... Oh Charlie is up... He grabs Law... What the hell... He just kicked him straight in the groin... MY GOD.. thats insane.. Law might want kids someday...
.................... My God...... Hardcore? This isnt hardcore.. this is ***** madness...
YOu cant damn well say that on TV.. you *****in idiot
Lightbulb looks at Slim like he just took the lords name in vain...
WHat? NEvermind... Law is slowly getting back to his feet... But where is Charlie?
Think he finally chickened out?
Suddenly from the back comes a loud grinding noise and a beeping noise... the curtains part revealing a (?????) which drops a palette full of tables onto the ramp, nearly crushing Law. Charlie climbs out of the drivers seat and dives off, clipping Law in the shoulder. Both men go down, and Law is back to his feet immediatly... He snatches one of the tables up and uses it similarly to a Steel Chair... he twacks Charlie once, sending him sprawling, then sets up three tables in a row... What is Law doing?
Looks to me like hes gonna do something similar to what Jericho did to Road Dogg... Powerbomb him through three tables in a row...
Law lifts Charlie up and Slams his through the first table... He sets him up for the second table, but CHarlie jerks his legs toward him, somehow PULLING Law over and launching him through the table, instead of Charlie. Charlie now lies in a heap on the floor, as Law lies in the debris of the table... Charlie slowly stirs and climbs up stradling Law, and proceeds to punch him into submission... Law is laid out now, and Charlie once again grabs his foot and drags him toward the back...
Catch Laws Half HERE... Mine picks up IMMEDIATELY after his...
Fade In,
We now join this match already kickin @** and takin names. Marshall Law has dragged Charlie D to the roof of the building and is preparing to send Charlie plumeting to the ground, through a pyramid of tables. Law sets Charlie up for a chokeslam off the side of the building, but Charlie latches on... Both men stagger and tumble, flipping off the side of the building and crashing through the tables....
Good god, this is a tradegy, someone stop the match.. get some medics out there...
Wait.. Is that.. Yes.. Charlie is on his knees... Law is too... Good GOD these men sure can take a fall... What is this...
It appears that those twins have once again set up an obstical course of tables for Law to use...
This is just too much, i dont think they can HANDLE any more wrestling... they arent even touching one another.. they just stand there...
It appears that Law is saying something but we cant get a sound crew near enough...
We now cut back outside, Charlie D is propped up against a black Chevy Nova, as Law is being attended to by his managers... Law looks up... and mumbles something to the girls, who quickly high tail it out of harms way... Charlie heaves himself off of the car and stumbles across the lot towards Law... Law steps up and they two exhausted men lock up... Law takes the immediate advantage as he hefts Charlie up and over, throught another table...
Jeezus this is too intense... whats that damn count...
Slim I have just been told its tied at thirty two and thirty two... That last table tied it up...
And we have exactly ONE minute left here... But i think Charlie is out of it.. Hes busted open and bleeding from the mouth, head, nose...
Back outside, Law is leaning against another table as he thinks Charlie is done for... The twins run back up and begin to attend to Law, as Charlie slowly gets back to his feet, out of Law's sight... 59:30, thirty seconds left... Law turns around just as Charlie steps up... and cold cocks him in the mouth with a wicked right hook... Charlie grabs his fist as Law begins to teeter backwards... The twins jump out of the way as Charlie leaps towards the already falling Law...
This match is almost over and I dont believe that Grayson will accept a tie... Wait...
Charlie has just decked Law... And put him through another table... RIGHT at the bell... Charlie wins.. Charlie wins..
I dont know how they did it but BOTH of those men deserve some recognition for this match... this was TRUELY one for the record books...ANd thats it, we are OUT of time... I am Daniel Morini...
And i am Jim Ramser... Signing off on CGW's Friday Fallout...
The camera's shut off and Jim and Daniel stand up... They take a look around at all of the fans, who just last week, wouldnt have been there... They smile as the camera cuts back outside...
We now join Sandra Holly, chief medic of the NEW CGW, and Charlie D as she is digging splinters and glass out of his arms... Law has been taken by the Twins back to the Family Mansion... Mr. X, investigative reporter, slowly walks up surveying the carnage and requests an interview with the new champ...
Excuse me... Miss Holly.. is the champ well enough for an interview...
He should be.. Hes not grunting as i pull the glass out of his arms.. go for it..
Thank you...
Mr. X walks around to the other side of the table and taps Charlie on the shoulder...
Excuse me, Charlie... Could i get a few words with you...
Charlie groggily turns his head toward him...
Surrrr... Do i konw you?
No, not yet.. Im Mr. X, new employee of the CGW, investigative reporter...
OHhh.. right... Who won the match.. I havent heard...
Well you did Chuck... YOU did.. Anyway.. I just wanted to ask you about this I.D.I.C... whats the purpose of this coalition...
I won.. HOT damn... Suprise Suprise.. old CHuck STILL got it... Oh.. The Infinite Drunkeness in Infinite Combinations... Its just me, lone proofer, and Bad Spock, lone member of Xtasy, joined up, to drink, party, and win some tag titles.. its that simple... But no more questions.. i gotta go...
Charlie heaves himself off the table, leaving a body shaped pool of blood, and straggles off toward the entrance of the arena... Heading back to the Proof Locker room for a night of relaxation and .. well... {censored} with the Proof Girls...
Fade Out,