Pestilence's Locker Room, Pesti steps from his tiny shower stall bathroom, wearing only a towel. He walks over to his second bag of clothing and unzips it... POOF! Pesti jumps back from his bag as it catches ablaze. The fire dies out quickly and Pesti tenativly steps back up to the bag... Peering inside all of his clothes are torched, but in the bottom of the bag lies a note in a fireproof bag. He reaches in and extracts the note... Pestilence, Your buddy, Pesti drops the note back into the bag and looks at the clock. It reads, 5:45 PM, and stage time is at six... Ah hell, we got fifteen minutes before show time and I have no clothes.. Damn that Batman, he is ROYALLY pishing me off with his pranks...This is ONE more bad day, first strang nightmares now Pranks... When will it stop...He ties his towel around his waist and secures it with a length of rope from a rack on the wall. He then peeks out the door, seeing no one, and steps out into the hallway... He walks down the hall, in a manner consistent with someone who KNOWS where he is going, and suddenly slips into a crevase as a group of girls with backstage passes round the corner... Ohhh, did you hear? Pentagon is supposed to be in this hallway somewhere...Yeah.. He is so... MMmmmmm...The thrid girl just nods her agreement as they head down the hall. As they pass by Pesti's hiding place, she looks over(third girl) and sees him hiding in there with nothing on but a towel and an evil grin... EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!! RUN!! Its a maniac!! She breaks out into a dead run and runs right into Grimm as he rounds the corner, her friends are right behind her trying to slow her down... Excuse me young lady but What is going on... Why are you running around here screaming about maniacs... (almost out of breath) Grimm helps the lady to her feet and her friends help her down the hall. Grimm walks down to said crevasse and begins to laugh when he sees the lone occupant... Pesti steps out into the hall and stares at him... Whats so funny.. never seen a guy in a towel before? Yeah.. never seen a guy in a towel.. you tell him red... You got five minutes till we go live. GET some pants on for gods sake...Grimm continues to laugh and walks away. Leaving Pesti alone, almost nude, and feeling a draft. Well Hell, we cant wrestle in a towel... Yeah we can.. remember that one time in teh IRWF...Pesti walks on down the hall and stops before a door labeled,
5:30 PM
Welcome to the BRB Round Two, this is your buddy Batman here. Just wanted to wish you luck at the brawl and good luck at finding some clothes on such SHORT notice...
Batman
Back.. back.. Back there.. in that corner.. A naked man.. He.. he.. he.. Ohhhhh.. Boo hoo hoooo...
Oh no.. you arent gonna..
Yes i am.. you need clothes.. I need clothes.. WE need clothes...Pesti resigns to do it, and grabs up two bedsheets and proceeds to dress himself...
Ten minutes earlier,
5:50 PM
Outside the locker room of Pentagon, The camera zooms in on the door as it slowly opens into the darkness. The man known as Pentagon sits in the floor of his room, contemplating his newest foe.
His manager, Brimstone, sits on the couch reading a copy of "Hell Monthly" and drinking soupy red liquid from a glass...
Pentagon, its almost time, you might wanna think about getting up. Come on.. up.. up..
Pentagon shoots him a look of pure menace and slowly rises to his full height, almost touching the low ceiling of the room.
As the camera fades out, he shoves his manager out of the way and begins to dress for the match...
Almost Show Time,
5:57 PM
Pestilence has fixed himself a nice toga, and is on his way back to his "locker room" to retrieve his boots. Upon entering the room he finds it has been ransacked and he is confronted by a smallish man, sporting a badge.
Excuse Me Sir, might you be the occupant of this room?
Yeah and What the {beep} are they doing to my stuff...They are aquiring evidence against you, there was a kidnapping of a VERY famous person here last night, if you dont remember...
Yeah.. i remember, i got her back too.. What happened after that.. i was at a party...Well sir, seeing as YOU were one of the last ones to see Mrs Spears before the kidnapping you are now a suspect.Pesti twitchs slightly and puts his hands out, as in trying to say he didnt do it, and quick as lightning hes wearing handcuffs.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you in a virtual court of law, you have the right to an attourney, if you cannot afford one...
Pesti doesnt hear the rest only Pentagons entrance music, which begins to blare throughout the entire arena...
I got a match like NOW, sir, you cant arrest me...
The little officer has a good grip and proceeds to drag Pestilence away from his date with destiny at the BRB Round Two. They reach the exit door, and begin to open it...
Dark Dragon steps from the shadows, and grabs the little man by the neck. The detective releases Pesti, who falls to the floor and tries to scramble away. Dragon drags the man, by the neck, into a storage room and walks out a moment later, dusting off his hands. He twirls a set of keys on his fingers.
Oh man.. you dont know how..
Pesti is cut off as "I wanna be Sedated" begins to blare throughout the arena...
Hurry.. hurry man..Dragon proceeds to unlock the hand cuffs, and from the arena the ref can be heard counting...
Great.. we are gonna be counted out..Dragon gets the cuffs off of him and Pesti climbs to his feet as the ref suddenly stops counting at seven...
Just a few moments before,
6:00 PM
The crowds are cheering, and the "Bar" is rocking. Drinks are being served, people are having a good time, and the general animosity of most of the patrons is completely gone.
We now join Jim Dale and Chip Young, along with Grimm, at the announce table...
(Chip Young)
Welcome back to the Bar Room Brawl, im Chip, and this is Dale, Say Hello to the people Dale...
Dale looks up, snaps his jaw back into place once again...
(Jim Dale)
Hello to tha People! POWER TO THA PEOPLE!!
Damn Jim, calm down... How much morophine they got you on today...Jim reaches into his pocket and pulls out an empty bottle...
I ran out..
Good lord.. Nevermind Dale... It looks like we are almost ready to get this match underway.
Yes we are...I seen Pestilence just a few minutes ago and .. well he was READY to go...I hope he is.. Look here comes our new guest announcer and the guest ref. Whooo.. look at her...Up on the Ramp,
The curtains part as the theme to "Who's The Boss?" begins to play(you know that old tv show) and Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano step out onto the ramp...
(dale is still there, just out of it)
Whoo.. pretty..
Dale's head hits the table with a thud and he rolls off his chair.
Should i help him up Chip?
Nah.. just let him be.. he'll be ok in a bit...
The guests have now made it to the ring, with only three fanboys jumping the barricade and having the to be shot by the sniper hired for this round two event. Their tranquilized bodies are being dragged up the ramp...
Tony helps Alyssa into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. Grimm stands and enters the ring also...
Welcome to the Bar Room Brawl, sorry to call this favor in so quick Tony but you know how it goes...
(Tony Danza)
Dont worry bout it... Im just glad dat Alyssa here could come along.
You arent the only one man...Grimm looks her up and down... (Alyssa Milano)
So Mr. Grimm, I heard that Britney Spears was kidnapped from this arena last night...
Nothing to worry about Miss Milano, nothing at all... We hired a sniper with a tranquilizer gun to sit up in the rafters to stop anyone, didnt you notice those fanboys fall at your feet...Ok.. i thought they just had a foot fetish...Anyway, heres your Cue cards, and the mic. Just read the cards...Grimm leaves the ring, and Tony props up on the turnbuckle as Alyssa flips thru the cards...
Grimm sits down at the announce table once again, Dale is back up, still woozy but awake, and is argueing with Chip.
I dont care Dale, you arent gonna ruin this for me...
Mang you gotta get over this ting for every pretty ring announcer you see...But i KNOW i can get her.. if you dont embarass me again...Grimm just shakes his head as Alyssa begins to read the cue cards...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the Bar Room Brawl, Round Two...
Down at ringside Dale slowly stands up, riding his morophine high from the broken jaw, and mutters to himself...
Ohh.. Shes pretty.. im gonna say HI...
Dale suddenly rushes the ring...
Up in the Rafters,
The "Sniper" is sitting there, polishing her rifle and reading a issue of "Mad Magazine". She looks up and sees Dale rushing the ring. In one smooth motion she loads a tranquilizer dart into the chamber, levels the rifle, and...
Dale is inside the ring now, Tony Danza is rushing to tackle him when suddenly there is a barely audible thump and Dale drops to the mat. Alyssa never misses a beat in her intros...
Our first contestant is from the CWFe, weighing in at three hundred thiry five pounds and standing a massive six feet eleven inches tall...
The lights dim, and everyone quiets down... "Blood of Heroes", by Megadeath, begins to blare throught the "Bar" and the usual Pyro effect explodes from the rampway. The crowds begin a ruckus and cheer for the Demon God, PENTAGON, as he steps out onto the ramp...
Pentagon slowly makes his way to the ring, climbs the steps and steps over the ropes, he looks down at the tiny form of Alyssa, lets a smile cross his lips, then steps back to stand in the corner. He glances over at the limp form of Jim Dale and frowns...
(quietly)
Good lord.. hes HUGE..
(normal)
And next, We have from the CRF, weighing in at two hundred forty pounds and standing at six feet four inches tall...