Back in the "Bar", Grimm stands up and enters the ring with a mic... Thats it folks.. Its over. PESTILENCE has won... The crowds begin to boo and a hailstorm of beer bottles and cans come flying at the ring... What?? Its not my fault he won... Take it as you will, we have seen STRANGER things happen in the BRB...Some of the hailstorm lightens as Grimm exits the ring. He has a seat once again as the crowds begin to shuffle toward the doors... Come on Dale, lets go get some coffee.. This has been ONE more night...Sure thing Grimm, just let me get unhooked here...The two annoucners stand up and walks through the mess left after the match, they head up the ramp and down to the Caf. In the Caf, sits Pesti, who has his head bandaged, and the rest of the CRF slammers, along with Kronus. They are in the midst of a small celebration... (Triple C) (Mystikal) Grimm and Dale walks in... Wow look who is it... my good men the announcers... Nice job tonight.. hope that britney spears look alike didnt cost you too much.. she was DOG ugly man...Look alike? look alike? Sorry to disappoint ya man but that was the REAL thing...Pesti stands up and walks over to him... You mean to tell me that .. Pesti shoves Grimm out of the way and takes off down the hall. Grimm is left in the room with the CRFer's who are oblivious to the fact that Pesti just ran out. Kronus stands up, helps Grimm to his feet... What did you tell him to make him take off like that? Just that the REAL Britney Spears was kidnapped earlier...Kronus thinks about this for a moment and then follows Pesti down the hall... He catches up to Pesti, inside his own room, speaking to Dark Dragon... Come on ... Tell me that book can find her.. I know you got this mystikal(no pun intended) shizz down pat... Dragon opens his book to a page near the middle... and reads for a moment.. Follow your true mind to see what you must find... He closes the book and falls back into his trance... What the hell does that mean... Damn.. i got it.. Let me take the wheel red... Pesty stands up and walks into Kronus who stands behind him... Whoa boss.. didnt see ya.. You here to help me? Yeah you could say that.. Im here to keep YOU out of trouble... The two walk down the hall way, Pesty has his eyes half closed and suddenly stops at a unmarked door... Whoa.. i get.. VIBE.. from this door... Kronus not waiting for any further acknowlegdement, kicks the door in and the room stands open... Inside the room unconsious in a chair, sits Miss Britney Spears, and before her, kneeling, is the tall man who grabbed her... Britney will you... The man spin around and sees Kronus standing before him. He lets out a feral snarl and spears Kronus back out into the hallway... Pesti dodges to the left and enters the room, he hefts the lightweight Miss Spears over his shoulder and tries to get back out the door, but the man is in his way... He now stands revealed as Antispawn, one BIG man with a BIG crush on Britney... You have interuppted me twice this day boy... Put the girl down and face me like a man, your friend Kronus has been put down by me... You shall also fall...Anti steps closer to Pesti but Kronus grabs him from behind and flips him back into the hallway, they ensue in a rumble. Pesti just walks off and lets the two men have it out... He arrives back at the Caf, still holding Britney over his shoulder... LOOKIE WHAT I GOT!!! Pesti uncerimoniously drops her onto the table and has a seat... Grimm walks over and heaves her up on his shoulder... Thanks Pesti, what can i do to repay you for finding her...Nothing, just go check on Kronus, i just left him rumbling with Antispawn in the hall...Grimm exits the room and is making a call for Security. Pesti is still seated at the table and calls the guys over... Ok, i know i was getting my arse kicked out there.. tell me now.. WHO knocked Demonic out that last time... Bats did it, Trips did it... WHO did it the last time...Everyone is quiet, suddenly a thud is heard at the door. Kronus stumbles in and has a seat, he is bloodied from the battle with Anti... I did it... It was me... Kronus breaks into a fit of coughing... Sorry to say this but YOU werent in the ring... HOW did you do it? Kronus doesnt speak for coughing but pulls out a small pistol and lays it on the table. Batman snatches it up... Oh man... A tranquilizer gun... that was a good idea...Batman quietly pockets the device and they all continue to talk about the match... Out in the hallway, Take him away... lock him up.. something...Grimm turns to leave and notices something strange, all the security are female. He feels a slight pressure in his thigh and the world sets to spinning... A few minutes later, What the hell?? He slowly stands up and reads the note...
Pestilence has just won the BRB round one, but the Crowds have YET to figure that one out... they continue to sit and wait for a winner to be announced...
I never thought I would say this Pesti but damn im proud of ya... You done good!
Yeah man...Mystikal walks over and pours a beer over Pesti's head.
That was the REAL Britney Spears that we saw... Holy Shizzzz
(you thought that Kronus whooped up on Anti right, you are right, but Anti is tough... we keep going for a moment)
Grimm now stands over Antispawn, still holding britney on his shoulder, and the security is beginning to arrive...
Grimm awakens in the hallway, with a note on his chest...
Anti
Ps. Dont come looking for Britney, you WONT find her...
Outside the arena,
Antispawn is seen entering a bus, followed by 100 Britney Spears look alikes. The sound of a madman laughing is all that can be heard...