CRF Enforcer Title Match
Live From The Wong Tai Sin Temple
The Monk Vs Cyberpunk Vs Batman
Vs The Korn Kid Vs Pestilence
These 5 brave souls will put it all on the line when they do battle in the Wong Tai Sin Temple. Built in 1973, It is one of Hong Kong's most colorful and intense temples. Always busy, Wong Tai Sin is a major center for Daoist worship. The temple is dedicated to Wong Tai Sin, a mythical shepherd who had the power of healing. Healing? Damn good place to have a hardcore match huh? To win this match all you must do is.....be the first person to find the painting of Wong Tai Sin, take it down off the wall, and exit the temple with it in hand. Sounds easy right? WRONG! Not only do you have to worry about your opponets but you'll have to deal with Security, Mad Daoists, and Tourists. This is a rewrite match as always.
Fade In,
We now go to the locker room of the CRF GODS, in the Hong Kong Coliseum, where we find Pestilence and Spawn chatting over their matches today for Monday Fire. Pesti is flipping through a tourist guide on the Wong Tai Sin Temple, while Spawn is polishing his boots...
Hey Spawn..Get this crap.. Mav said we would have to be contending with Tourists at this temple.. I hope that their insurance is paid up... ahhaa.. Yeah man, You boys are gonna cause some serious damage.. The CRF isnt gonna be welcome back in Hong Kong for a long time...
Pesti smiles as the continues reading up on the temple layout. There is a knock at the door... Pesti reaches over and grabs the knob, and a Technician steps into the room...
Yeah?
Mr Pestilence, your cab is awaiting you to carry you to the temple. Please hurry, you dont want to be late do you?
No, i suppose not.. Im on my way, one second...
The tech nods and steps back into the hallway. Pesti rises from his chair, and grabs his mask from the counter. You not taking anything with you?
Nah, didnt bring my chair, though i wish i had...
Yeah. too bad.. Good luck bro... YOU are going to NEED it...
Pesti laughs as he shuts the door, heading out to the cab...
At the Temple,
We now join Pestilence as he exits the cab outside the front gate of the Wong Tai Sin Temple. He sees Batman, partially hidden in a nearby resturaunt, and he can see The Monk as he talks to a local person. Pesti walks over to where Batman is sitting, and pulls up a chair.
Batman. Nice to see you here...
Pestilence. Nice of you to show up. THink you can beat me again?
Yes. Its going to be simple see... The others will try to take out the biggest contender for this thing.. namely YOU... first.. I, on the other hand, am basically a new comer to this title in their eyes.. THey dont know me... Unlike you...
Batman smiles and stands up. Pesti looks over to see that Cyberpunk and TKK have finally arrived. Pesti rises also, and follows behind Batman over to the Gate...
Back At The Arena,
We now go to Jessie and Gorrilla...
(Jessie) Hello everyone, and welcome to a special Monday Fire, live from Hong Kong. I am Jessie "The Gov" Ventura, and my co-host is Gorilla Monsoon...
(Gorilla) Hello Wrestling Fans... Jessie this next match up is going to be a hell of a show dont you think? Five of the baddest brawlers in the CRF, going to war in a holy temple...
You know my stand on religon Gorilla, I say let them tear it down...Yes, we all know that Jessie. It looks like everyone has arrived now, Pestilence, the former CRF Enforcer Champion... Batman, Former Enforcer Champion...And then we have the others... Cyberpunk, TKK, and The Monk... All trying to bring this title home with them. Its going to take alot of work to get out of this one in one piece...
You arent kidding Jess... The object of this match is to "Borrow" the painting of Wong Tai Sin from its altar, and exit the temple with the painting Intact. Seems easy enough doesnt it?
Yes it does, but just think of all the people in that temple, Guards and Tourists.. Not to mention the Five slammers.. Its going to take ALOT of cunning to win this one...
Looks like we are ready to begin, so we now take you live to the Wong Tai Sin Temple for the Enforcer Title Match...tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now go to the Wong Tai Sin Temple, where we find the Enforcer Title combatants milling around the main entrance. There are quite a few tourists pouring in and out of the place, and it seems like a normal day to all of people around. A CRF official, wearing plain clothes, steps up and the five slammers crowd around him...
(Referee) Ok, every one is here... Good.. Now, You all have had this explained to you in advance.. Find the painting... Bring it to me.. Ill be in the cafe across the street. Remember... No fighting out here in the street... ANd TRY not to destroy anything you dont have to... Got it?
(everyone) Got it!
The Ref stands there for a moment, making sure no police are around, then hands each man enough money to enter into the temple...
Alright, there is your admission fee.. Once inside, do what you must to win.. Ill be waiting.. Now go get in line...
The men scatter, looking for places they can cut in line, but they all end up standing at the back of a semi-long line of tourists. Cyberpunk ends up in front, followed by Monk, then Pestilence, followed by Batman. Tkk was pushed to the back, and is muttering to him self about how slow the line is moving...
(tkk) Damnit all... We are going to be here all day... Move it along man...
The others ignore him, as the line still moves slowly. Pestilence looks around at the people moving out of the temple. Batman has his eyes set on the entrance, as does Cyberpunk. Monk is looking over his opponents.
The line begins moving quicker, and the five combatants reach the entrance way. They pay their way in, and then stop in a small circle inside the gate.
(Cyberpunk) Alright, we are in here... May the best man win...
Yeah, ME!
Batman throws a smoke grenade to the ground, and quickly makes a run down the isles of vendors. He stops about half way down, only to see the others running after him, the grenade lies unused on the ground. He quickly turns and cuts between two stalls, but sees Pestilence running down the back way towards him. He runs down towards Pesti, then cuts back into the main isle, and runs past Cyberpunk as he is looking through a stall. Batman disappears around a corner, leaving the other slammers behind.
Pestilence, who expected just this, sideslips around Cyber, who is still looking, and trips him up with a foot to the rear. He flies head first into a pile of incense, and jumps back up looking for his attacker. He sees The Monk going past, then reaches out and grabs him by the shirt. Monk is pulled from his feet, and Cyber is pulled to the ground. The two roll around for a moment, and Monk rolls on top of Cyber, and punches him direct in the face. Cyber goes limp, and Monk stands up, only to be met with a boot to the chest from the awaiting TKK. Monk goes back, and trips over Cyber, as TKK turns and runs towards the clinic block.
We now see Pestilence, as he enters into the Nine Dragon Rock Garden. He stops as he skids in... And looks around for a moment. THe beauty of the ponds and waterfalls stops him and he slowly looks around. He is knocked from his feet, By Batman who was waiting over the entrance way, and tumbles to the ground. Batman lands on his feet a few feet away from Batman. Pesti rolls to his knees, and Batman kicks him in the chest, sending him into a nearby pond. Pesti goes under, and pops up a moment later on the other side of the pond. He sees Batman running through the walk ways, and takes off after him. He climbs over a waterfall, and leaps onto the back of Batman. They both roll and land crumpled in the a pile.
tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now see Monk, as he walks through the entrance into the main temple. He looks up at the massive building before him, and begins to run up towards the doors. He enters into the Temple...
Cyberpunk, who is now making his way up through the Nine Dragons Garden, sees the destruction of the waterfall, and the muddied water. He quickly goes through the garden, not paying attention to the beauty of it, and sees Pestilence and Batman lying in a pile in the middle of the doorway to the main temple. He looks around to see if there is another opening, but there isnt...
He gingerly begins to step over the two, but is grabbed by Batman and dropped to the ground. Batman untangles himself from Pestilence, in turn waking him back up, and reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a lump of silly putty...
He squishes it flat, and tosses it into the face of Cyber. The putty sticks to his face, covering his eyes, and nose. Cyber begins to freak out, but cant get the putty off his face. Batman turns back to enter the Main temple, but is blocked by the bulk of Pestilence blocking the door way. They stand there for a moment, a mexican stand off.. err.. Chinese stand off.
Batman lashes out with a fist, aimed for the chest of Pestilence, but Pesti blocks, and returns with a kick aimed for Batman's thigh. Batman sideslips, and lands a hard blow onto the back of Pesti. Pesti moves forward and comes around with a fist, connecting with Batman's neck. The kelvar armor of his suit absorbs most of the impact, but still unsettles his balance. Pesti comes at him again, connecting his knee to the forehead of Batman, sending him to the floor. Pesti leaps over him, barely missing Batman's outstretched hands, and heads into the Main Temple.
We now join TKK as he enters into the Clinic. He stops and looks around to see that He is effectivly LOST in this place. Its much bigger than it looks, so he stops someone and asks them where he is...
(TKK) Hello.. Excuse me... Hello.. Yes.. Can you help me..(Woman, speaking in chinese, translated, but TKK dont read this... its for you) Hello... Oh, another foreigner... Ahaha.. He cant understand me.. Good.. You are a plague on my people, go home...Help me.. Main temple.. the.. umm... Wang Toi San Timple?
Hahaha.. Wang Toi San? Wong Tai Sin Temple... The Main Temple he looking for.. I no help you... Ever... Go .. Go away.. I send him to the bathroom...
The woman then points this way and that, accentuating her directoins with poking TKK in the chest. Tkk thanks her profusely, and steps back outside. He quickly forgets the directions, and wanders off to the left... Praying he finds his way to the Temple...
tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now go to the Main Temple, where Pestilence and The Monk have entered at the same time. They both skid to a stop, and look at one another. There is a shout from the garden, which Pesti just exited, and Batman staggers into the room. Pesti jumps to the side, and now the three men look at the others. There is a creak from the right side of the room, as a door opens and TKK steps inside. He looks over at the others and throws up his hands...
(tkk) Finally! You have no idea how glad I am to see you guys... So, where are we at?
(Monk) Well, TKK, This is the MAIN temple, where we were supposed to go.. But I dont think this has worked out well... ALL of us, well almost, are here at the same time.. And THERE sits the painting...
(Pesti) Damn.. What an UGLY painting...
(batman) You wouldnt know ART if it hit you in the head freak...
In the Garden,
Cyber finally manages to pry the putty from his face, and slowly gets to his feet. He runs back out into the main isle, and rounds up a couple of guards. He then tells them of the four theives trying to steal the painting of Wong Tai Sin. He then leads them towards the front entrance of the Temple...
Back in the Temple,
The four slammers stand there for a moment, then hear the doors behind Monk slam open. Cyberpunk stands there, surrounded by guards, and points at the four gathered slammers...
(Cyber) There they are, they are trying to steal the painting of Wong Tai Sin! Get them!!!
The guards pour into the temple, branching out with Two guards per slammer. Cyber looks around as the slammers begin defending them selves. He quietly walks up to the altar, and making sure everyone is busy, climbs onto the altar and grabs the painting...
Pestilence is doing some serious hand to hand with the two guards, and taking a beating at that. He grabs one by the arm, swinging him in front of himself, and the other backs up. Pesti shoves the man at the other, sending them to the floor. He leaps ontot he back of the top most guard, and sees that the painting is gone.
Meanwhile, Cyber has went out the Temple through the back, and is currently looking for a way out of the temple where no one will see him.
Inside the temple, the guards have now been dispatched, and the four remaining slammers look around to see where Cyber ran off to...
Damnit all.. He got.. Away... Think.. We can catch him?
Yeah, i think so... He asked me to help him out.. I knew he would turn his back on me...
You three... Suck.. You let him get the painting... Im going to go looking for him alone...Monk lifts himself from the floor, and jogs out into the light once again. Batman, TKK, and Pesti are left inside the temple. Pesti stands up, and looks to the back wall of the temple. Batman slowly walks out the front door, and TKK, well he is still sitting down.
Yeah.. The back.. He knows he cant get out through the front.. He would be mobbed...Pesti runs out the back door, and takes a left, heading around behind the Nine Dragons Garden.
tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now find Batman, as he stalks around the Wong Tai Sin Temple Complex, searching for Cyberpunk and the stolen painting. Being the millionare that he is, he has purchased a holographic camoflauge projector for his costume, and has assumed the visage of a very tall local man. He almost blends in with the crowd, but is quickly spotted by his nemisis Pestilence. Batman doesnt realize he has been made, and takes off at a run when he spots Cyber heading down the back wall of the vendors isle. He bursts through the line, and shuts off his projector.
Cyber has stolen a cart, and placed the painting inside it. He has a ragged cloak lain over his shoulders, and is quietly pushing the cart. He stops cold as he sees a tall asian man step before him...
(cyber) Move it... Come on.. Dont make me run you over...
The mans image wavers and is replaced by non other than Batman. Cyber quickly backs up, but runs into a wall. Well, not really a wall, it is Pestilence, standing behind him, but it works just as well to be a wall. Cyber spins around, and upon seeing Pesti, aims a kick at his knee. Pesti drops to the ground, and sweeps Cyber's other leg out from underneath him with an arm. Batman, during this mini-fight, reaches into the cart, and lifts the painting. He then pulls out his grappling gun, and shoots a claw into the building along side the main entrance.
Pesti and Cyber are busy grappling with one another, and fail to see Batman making his escape with the painting, but Monk sees him, and grabs hold of Batmans' feet as he passes over head. The extra weight pulls Batman from the line, and He and Monk fall to the ground. The painting crashes to the ground also, breaking the frame, and letting the painting itself fall in to the dust. Monk and Batman begin a struggle to free them selves from the other, while Pestilence and Cyber are battling like kung-fu fighters.
The painting remains folded in the dirt, as a crowd begins to form, watching the fights. The temple guards line up also, watching the fights, and bets begin to be taken.
Meanwhile, TKK is wandering along the vendor stalls and hears the shouts of the crowd. He walks over, and sees his four opponents in the midst of a four-way brawl. He watches for a moment, as Batman and Pestilence team up to take Cyber down to the ground, but are quickly dispatched by Monk with a clothesline. He looks around and sees the painting lying un-noticed on the ground. He slinks through the crowd, and grabs the painting, then makes a bee line for the entrance.
Tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now go to the brawl in the vendors isle, where Batman and Pestilence, along with The Monk and Cyberpunk, are battling it out to see who gets the painting. During the commotion, TKK has slipped in and snatched the painting, heading for the exit. He now nears the exit, but sees a line of policemen outside the gate. He skids to a stop, and takes off towards the bathroom sign near the gate.
In the middle of the battle, Batman looks to where the painting fell, and stops his pummeling of Cyberpunk. He leaps to his feet and looks around the circle. Cyber is stunned by Batman's mercy, and quickly takes advantage of it. He is to his knees and spears Batman into the wall.
Pestilence, in the midst of a savage beating by The Monk, sees Batman looking around the area. He originally thinks that he is looking for a weapon, then the painting comes to mind. Monk stops hitting him for a moment, and Pesti reaches out with his legs, grabbing Monk by the calves. Monk topples to the ground, and Pesti slowly gets to his feet. He looks over to see the broken frame of the painting, then delivers a swift kick into Monk's abs. He runs over to Batman and Cyber, tripping Cyber up, and yells to Batman...
(Pesti) TKK!! He took the damn painting.. Its gone.. I know he got it..
Batman, still stunned from kissing the wall, doesnt comprehend the words, but sees Pestilence running away from the fight. He begins to take pursuit, but Cyberpunk grabs him and rams his head into the wall again.
At the Bathrooms,
We now find TKK, as he looks for a way out of the temple. The walls are too high to scale, and the front gate is blocked, He knows there has to be a way out, but to no avail, He cant find it. He heads back to the front, and sees that the police units have gotten larger, but he can still see the referee sitting in the cafe across the street.
As he turns around, he sees Pestilence barreling towards him at a breakneck pace. TKK turns to run back towards the bathroom, but is blocked by a vendors cart. He goes around the cart, and looks back to see Pestilence on his heels. The chase goes on for a minute, around the bathroom complex, and back towards the main gate. Finally Pestilence catches TKK, tackling him to the ground. Pesti rolls on impact, and comes up in a crouch. TKK lifts his head, only to see Pesti with the rolled up painting.
Pesti smiles at TKK, then heads BACK down the vendors isle, towards the main temple. TKK gives chase, and follows Pesti down the isle, and around the final vendor. He watches in amazement as Pesti runs towards the secondary entrance.
Pestilence, clutching the painting like pure gold, is running towards the second entrance, and bowls through a group of tourists. As he nears the gate, a large burly man who looks like a sumo wrestler, steps into his path. Pesti cant stop and piles right into the mans gut. Thrown back to the ground, the painting flies backwards and into the waiting hands of TKK. Tkk turns to run, but steps into the chest of The Monk. Monk suckerpunches TKK, snatching the painting, and heads back down the isle. He sees Cyberpunk and Batman coming towards him, so he turns back and heads towards TKK and Pestilence...
tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now go back to Pestilence, where he is lying on the ground before a man of huge proportions. The guard, agile for his size, leans down and grabs Pestilence by his spandex. He is lifted bodily from the ground, and the man holds him up. Pesti, being afraid of heights, even small ones, lashes out with a savage kick, connecting solidly with the mans windpipe. The big man throws Pestilence backwards, and into the on coming Monk. The painting is once again thrown into the air...
Tkk, being the type to push an advantage, leaps onto the back of Pestilence, who is lying on the ground, and snatches the painting out of the air. He then rounds the big, now Choking, guard, and heads for the entrance. He stops before he gets there, as Batman swings down from the top of the building and topples him to the ground.
Pestilence and The Monk disentangle themselves, and stand up to reveal that Cyberpunk was caught in their cross fire...
Pesti looks up to see that Batman now has his hands on the painting and is disappearing out the gate. He and Monk take off at the same time, pushing past the throng of people, and into the streets of Hong Kong. They see Batman's cape fluttering as he runs down the street, and quickly follow.
They both take different sides of the street, and Pestilence is suddenly engulfed in a group of people. Being tall has its advantages he pushes through and sees that Batman has been stopped by a car accident on his side of the street. Monk is right behind Batman, and tackles him into the crowd. The painting is now fluttering in the wind, and Pesti is following it down the street.
Batman and Monk are stuck in a tangle of people, while Cyberpunk and Tkk have been apprehended by the temple guards. Pestilence is nearing the cafe where the referee is waiting, and the Painting isnt showing any signs of nearing the ground. The painting suddenly stops, and Pesti cant figure out why it is just hanging it mid air, until he sees it is snagged on a wire hanging over the street.
The ref if the cafe looks up to see Pestilence, and then up further to see that Pesti is looking at the painting... He rises from his seat and walks over into the street, and looks at Pesti...
(ref) Hey, that doesnt count. YOu are supposed to be HOLDING it...
Yeah, i know.. Hey, lend me a hand...
Sorry.. Caaaaaaan...
Pesti grabs the man by the shirt, and THROWS him up at the wire, the ref hits the wire, sending the painting fluttering to the ground. THe ref is now hanging by one hand onto the wire...
Let go.. Ill catch you...
The ref only nods then lets go... But Pesti isnt there to catch him.. He was tackled out of the way by Monk, but the Ref lands on Monk's back.
Thanks for catching me...
Pesti scrambles across the ground, and finally gets his hands on the painting.. He turns around and shows it to the ref, who is now sitting on top of the back of Monk. The ref stands up, un buttoning his shirt to reveal his stripes, and walks over to Pestilence...
And the winner of the Five Man Brawl For It All.. And the NEW Enforcer Champion... Pestilence!!...
He raises Pesti's hand, and points to the camera on top of the wall... Pesti looks at the camera and gives it a thumbs up...
tbc...
Fade...
Fade In,
We now go to the coliseum, where Jessie and Gorilla have been trying to call this match. Their sound system has been on the fritz, and they couldnt talk during the match. Inexplicably, now that is has been won, their equipment is working fine.
(Jessie) Well, It seems that Pestilence, the old champion has finally done it.. He has won himself some gold, and in one HELL of a match...(gorilla) Yes you got that right Jessie, This match has seen it all... But its too bad we couldnt commentate on it, our Machinery was on the fritz, but it looks like its fine now...
Yes yes.. WEll congratulations to the New Enforcer Champ.. And lets see if we can get some words from the champ...Yes, we have Terri Runnels standing by with Pestilence at this moment.. Terri are you there?
The scene shifts back to the streets of Hong Kong, where Pestilence is sitting at a table with Terri. Terri is wearing a dress, from which her bosom is trying to escape, and leans over the table to interview Pestilence...
(Terri) Yes, Im here Gorilla. And with me I have the new Enforcer CHampion, Pestilence... Tell me Pesti, how did you manage to pull this one off... I mean you had some of the baddest in the CRF here against you...
Well, Terri, It wasnt that damn easy... YOu see I have always been hardcore.. but this match pushed my limits, its not often that a man can come through a match like this without some REAL injuries... And I was lucky, the most i did was jammed up a knuckle when Monk tackled me.. So I think i did well..,
That still doesnt answer my question... HOW did you do it?
Oh... Well, I was lucky i guess... Just pure luck... This match could have gone any way possible... Some people said that Only myself and Batman were true contenders for this title, but i know better... I even said myself, its just me and bats.. But i was mistaken... The others did very well, and damn near beat me... But i pulled through... It was fun... But i hate about what happend to the painting...
Well, Pesti, you are in luck, they replaced the REAL painting with a forgery just for this match. The REAL painting is now back where it should be, although the Garden is in ruins, thanks to all of you...Ok, thanks for interviewing me.. But i REALLY gotta get back to the locker room, im gonna soak in a hot bath for a week...
Sounds fun to me... But you have a woman already... This has been Terri Runnels, with Pestilence the new enforcer champion, back to you two, Jessie and Gorilla...The scene fades as Pesti limps away from the table to hail a cab back to the arena...
~Fin~