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10. Leave Light on at all times : no Dark allowed. 9. Initiates must use caution when building lightsabres. No turbo sabres! 8. Jedi should do their best to be stoic and emotionless at all times. 7. No cutting hair with lightsabres. 6. There is no merchandising, there is poverty. 5. Jedi respect life in any form - with the possible exception of Maul rats. 4. There is no other colour, there is only brown. 3. The Council Chamber is a great place to rollerblade. 2. No Force-using food fights allowed in cafeteria. 1. Use Yoda-speak only behind his back. |
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| "Don't Defy the Council, Not Again!" Top Ten Things Qui-Gon did to defy the Council |
| "You Will Learn Your Place, Young Padawan!" Top Ten Rules Qui-Gon Eliminated from the Jedi Code |
| 10. Wrote shocking tell-all book : Behind the Council, Secrets Revealed 9. Told the Council that the answer to the Prophecy was "42". 8. Refused to get a haircut. 7. Went fly-fishing in Yoda's dinner. 6. Insisted on keeping "pathetic life forms". 5. Insisted on wearing kilt instead of pants. 4. When they got their lightsabre shipment, he took the only green one. 3. Introduced an entire class of initiates to the art of Force food-fighting. 2. Skinny-dipping in the Temple garden fountain. 1. Played Short People and It's Not Easy Being Green at Yoda's Birthday. |
| "Revealed, Your Purpose Is!" Top Ten Comments in the Council's Annual Report on Qui-Gon |
| 10. Stubborn 9. Defiant 8. Not A Team Player 7. Too Tall (from Yoda) 6. Runs With Lightsabre On 5. Has Problem With Authority 4. Doesn't Bow To Council Members When Pissed Off. 3. Cost The Council 150,000 Credits To Raise The Height Of The Doorways. 2. Fraternises With "Pathetic Life Forms". 1. Brings Unhealthy "Sex Symbol" Status To The Jedi Profession. |