| Well after all, Chyren, |
| I'm an ordinary Darth, Who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance, To post exactly as he likes and write precisely what he wants. An average Darth am I, of no eccentric whim, Who likes to live his life, free of strife, Doing whatever he thinks is best, for him, Well, just an ordinary Darth. But, let a Kida in your life and your serenity is through, He'll redecorate your thread, from the opening to the cred, And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you ... Let a Kida in your life, and you're up against a wall, Make a plan and you will find he has something else in mind, And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all! You want to talk of George and canon, he always wants to speculate, You go to flame redundant trolling, and find yourself in a debate Let a Kida in your life and you invite eternal strife, Let them argue their EU with arguments Ol'val imbued I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a Kida in my life. I'm a very gentle Darth, Even tempered and good natured whom you never see complain, Who has the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein, A patient Darth am I, down to my fingertips, The sort who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark escape his lips. A very gentle Darth. But, let a Kida in your life, and patience hasn't got a chance, He will ask you for advice, your reply will be concise, He will listen very nicely, then go out and do precisely what he wants! You are a Sith of grace and polish, who never spoke above a hush, All at once you're using language that would make a sailor blush, Let a Kida in your life, and you're plunging in a knife, Let the others of my sect tie the knot around their necks, I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition Than to ever let a Kida in my life. I'm a quiet living Sith, who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room, Who likes an atmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb, A pensive Sith am I, of philosophic joys, Who likes to meditate, contemplate, far from the JC's mad inhuman noise. A quiet living Sith. But, let a Kida in your life, and your sabbatical is through, In a line that never ends comes an army of his friends, Come to jabber and to chatter and to tell him what the matter is with you! He'll be inciting newbie riots, who will descend on you en masse, Not one who'll read the Index, or start a thread with class Let a Kida in your life, let a Kida in your life, let a Kida in your life ... I shall never let a Kida in my life. |
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