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100 Pointless Things To Do

1. Read Jes's list of 100 pointless things to do.
2. Mix many foods and drinks together, then pay people to drink/eat it.
3. Get random piercings on your body.
4. Stalk people at malls then deny it was you.
5. Go to the McDonald's drive thru and when they ask if they can help you, say no and drive away.
6. Put your drink on someone else's table, then several minutes later walk up to the table and start yelling at the people for stealing your drink.
7. Spin around in circles until you fall, then get up and keep spinning.
8. Shine flashlights into your neighbor's window, then when they come out, shine it in their face.
9. Get a bird feeder, then chase the birds away that come.
10. Make up random words then walk up to a random person and use them.
11. Steal your neighbor's doormat.
12. Warn yourself online.
13. Compare your friend's boyfriend to hockey players.
14. Spray perfume at spiderwebs.
15. Chase a fly with windex.
16. Pretend your wood floor is an ice rink and pretend you're ice skating on it.
17. Run across the road just as a car is coming.
18. Make a blanket out of old shirts.
19. Walk up to a random person and tell them they have a booger in their nose.
20. Walk into a wall on purpose, then fall down.
21. Go into an Nsync chatroom and say Nsync sucks.
22. Try to balance a tennis ball on your nose.
23. Throw rocks at cars.
24. Color your hair with a green highlighter.
25. After coloring your hair, paint your nails with white out.
26. Answer your telephone in English then when the person starts talking yell "Yo no hablo ingles!"
27. Try to hide under a rock.
28. Read books about muderers.
29. Try to throw jelly beans into a water bottle.
30. Put oranges on lights.
31. Stick chewed gum on the lock of someone's locker.
32. Wear North Brunswick shirts to a South Brunswick pep rally.
33. Join a minature golf cult.
34. Put a camera in people's faces and take a picture.
35. Go to an Nsync concert and yell "Nsync's Gay!"
36. Try to read a whole book upside down.
37. Balance a bowling ball on your head.
38. Walk into a Chinese resturant and order pizza.
39. Run around claiming a mouse is chasing you.
40. Buy a video camera and stalk people.
41. Shave your head so your big ears look ever bigger!
42. Shut doors on people that are about to walk through them.
43. Whack someone across the head then claimg temporary insanity.
44. Throw a beach ball down the hallway during passing time.
45. Cut pictures out of magazines then tape them to your clothes.
46. Walk into every wall and door when walkng down the hallway.
47. Jump into the middle of someone's conversation and start talking about something else.
48. Claim you're 12 when you're really 16 so you can get in for the kids price.
49. Walk up to random people and ask if they have seen your pet fly.
50. Buy peeps and name them then tell everyone they're your new friends.
51. Go to McDonalds and order a whopper.
52. Ask random people for a penny.
53. Run to to someone and tell them their hair is on fire.
54. Walk to the steps on your hands and knees.
55. If you see someone walking with a bunch of balloons, start popping them.
56. When someone asks for a piece of gum, give them the piece in your mouth.
57. Walk into someone then start yelling at them for walking into you.
58. Count how many tic-tacs are in a container.
59. Go to the mall and try on all the really ugly clothes.
60. Wear unmatching clothes then claim you're color blind.
61. Write poems about your cat.
62. Date messed up guys.
63. Make a four man volleyball team then play against a team of ten.
64. Run up to people and yell "HI!" in their face.
65. Yell at everyone until you lose your voice.
66. Recite famous poetry while taking a shower.
67. Don't talk for a day.
68. Make up imaginary friends and tell people about them.
69. Blame everything on other people.
70. Create a dictionary full of made up words.
71. Steal the doors off of everyone's mailboxes.
72. Say that your dad wears a sweater to bed when the question asked what time your dad gets home.
73. Begin writing in spanish on a stanardized test.
74. Buy a metal detector.
75. Go to the beach and test your metal detector on everyone's beach bags.
76. Steal a basketball from someone and start running away.
77. Be like Arnold and wear your shirt so it looks like a dress.
78. Walk around sining the theme songs to cartoon shows.
79. Make friends with an ant named Fred.
80. Become a mime.
81. Point to your ears then look like you're holding something. Then look like you dropped it and then kicked it!
82. Have a raisin throwing contest.
83. Write poems about gay people.
84. Listen to GWAR nonstop for 24 hours!
85. Make movies that have no point.
86. Hiss at everyone that comes near you.
87. After being rejected, try to start a new band and name in LMNT!
88. Play the Britney Spears video game.
89. Dress in complete black, then at 12:34, go cow tipping!
90. Stare at a wall with a blank look on your face for long periods of time.
91. Look stoned in your student council picture.
92. Do 136 jumping jacks in a row.
93. Update your webpage every 4.43 minutes.
94. Listen to Eminem after listening to GWAR.
95. Say: Soon seven sea cows sing silly stupid songs.
96. Eat a whole box of fish sticks.
97. Lick people's english homework.
98. Steal fortune cookies, break them open, take the fortune, then give the cookie back.
99. After you find out your future is a cave, you should go shave.
100. Actually do some of the things on this list!

This list was inspired by Jes, so I recommend you read her's too, they are mad funny. And I need to thank Jes for helping me finish my list!