CARELESS LISTENER REGRETS

When God gave out brains,
I thought He said trains,
and I  missed mine.
When God gave out looks,        
I thought He said books,
and I didn't want any.
When God gave out noses,
I thought He said roses,
and I asked for a red one.
When God gave out legs
I thought He said kegs,
I ordered two fat one.
When God gave me ears,
I thought He said beers,
and I ordered two long ones.
When God gave out chins,
I thought He said gins,
I ordered double
When God gave out heads,
I thought He said beds,
and I asked for a soft one!
GEE! I am a MESS!!!