An Apple, A Pear, A Plum, A Cherry: Giles, Olivia, Xander, Anya, and Spike
12:52 p.m., December 25th, 1999
By Kuzibah
Part 4 of the Christmas Cards 1999 Series

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�Merry Christmas!� Olivia said cheerfully as she opened the door.

�Merry Christmas to you,� Xander answered, smiling warmly and handing Olivia a box of cookies.

�Yeah, whatever,� Anya grumbled, pushing past him into the house.

�Christmas not real big with ex-demons,� Xander said apologetically, following her in.

The table was stacked with sandwiches of at least a dozen varieties, three pitchers of different kinds of punch, and a huge bowl of salad. Anya regarded it skeptically.

�I thought you were supposed to have turkey, or ham, or something,� Anya said.

�This is a traditional Yorkshire Christmas meal,� Olivia said. She handed Xander a box of matches. �Would you be so kind as to light the candles for me,� she said.

Xander took the matches. �Sure,� he said.

Giles was sipping brandy in the living room, while Spike sat sullenly nearby.

�We�ll be eating in a few minutes,� Olivia announced.

�Wonderful,� Giles said, rising.

�Yeah, bloody marvelous,� Spike grumbled.

�At least you�re not tied to a chair, like Thanksgiving,� Anya pointed out.

�As one ex-bad guy to another,� Spike sniped at her, �would you mind not trying to cheer me up.�

Anya shot a disgusted look in Spike�s direction, which the vampire returned in kind. Reluctantly, the two joined the others at the table.

Olivia placed a large, beautifully painted tankard in front of Spike. �I heated some for you,� she said, �seeing how it�s Christmas and all.�

�It would be Christmas before I warmed up blood for a vampire,� Giles murmured.

�Please,� Olivia scolded, �we should be pleasant to our guests.�

Giles seemed about to retort when he realized Olivia was quite serious. �You�re right,� he said, chagrined, �I apologize.�

Spike didn�t answer, but sniffed at the tankard. It was warmed nicely.

�For the rest of you,� Olivia said, �we have ham, roast beef, turkey, cheese, cucumber, tuna, tomato, cream cheese, and� never mind, we have a little of everything.�

Anya and Xander both reached together, but Giles cleared his throat sternly and they returned their hands to their laps.

�Xander,� Olivia said, �would you please say the blessing.�

Anya rolled her eyes, and Xander�s head snapped up in surprise.

�Bloody hell,� Spike snarled, and he stood, scooped up his blood and marched away.

�I�m sorry about that, Olivia,� Giles said, �but you see, um, how can I put this� religious ritual is anathema to vampires.�

�Oh, I didn�t even think,� Olivia said, �I should go talk to him.�

�Don�t bother,� Giles said.

�No, I want to,� Olivia pressed, �you go on ahead.� And she left them to follow Spike.

�She�s so soft-hearted,� Giles said wistfully, as he reached for a turkey and bacon sandwich.

�You�d have to be Mother Teresa to feel sorry for Spike,� Xander said, stuffing a ham and cheese club into his mouth.

�She could probably do better,� Anya added.

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Olivia opened the door of the darkened bedroom. �Spike?�

�Go away,� Spike said sternly.

�I want to apologize,� she said.

�Sure,� Spike replied, �come on in. What am I gonna do about it?�

�I didn�t know about the blessing,� Olivia said. �I don�t even normally have one, it�s just it�s traditionally good luck to have the darkest-haired guest light the candles and say the blessing. And I�m sorry.�

There was a long moment of silence before Spike finally answered. �It�s not just that,� he said, and there was another long pause.

�You�ve been very kind,� Spike said at last, �probably because you don�t know me very well. But doing Christmas and playing human is probably the most appalling thing that�s happened to me in what could safely be described as the worst six weeks of my life with no end in sight. So if it�s all the same to you, I�d like to be left alone.�

�I didn�t realize,� Olivia said softly. �I�m sorry.� And she closed the door.

She rejoined the others at the table and nibbled the edge of a cucumber sandwich. �This is all very strange,� she said to no one in particular.

�But at least it�s never boring,� Xander answered.

�I�d actually be pleased with boring, for a change,� Giles said.

�Don�t feel bad,� Anya said, �everyone knows the whole Christmas season is just a time when expectations are so inflated it can never live up, and everyone just ends up depressed and resentful, anyway.�

There was a stunned silence as all stared at Anya, and she looked up unselfconsciously.

�So are we having mince tarts or not,� she said.



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