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(You
know you’ve been watching too much “The Sentinel” when…/You know you’re
obsessed with “The Sentinel” when…)
1. I was helping a 5th grader read
something. She kept reading it wrong, even with prompting her to sound it out.
The name was Mrs. Cassats. She kept reading it as Mrs. Cascade - of course I
was having a hard time keeping a straight face and she in turn kept asking me
what's wrong!
I had visions of Jim, Blair, Simon and the gang everytime she would read
that name wrong!
Stargazer
2. I have a customer at the casino named Christina Banks and
my first thought was how was she related to Simon <G>
3.
I have another customer named Richard Burge and
automatically start giggling to myself at:
1)
constantly visualizing Richard's classic Adonis
physique in front
of my window (this was a elderly gentleman with full beard) and
2)
trying to resist the urge to correct the spelling of
his last name <G>
Wendy
4.
You're scanning the back label of your shampoo bottle
and when you read the phrase "bouncy and full of body", you think
immediately of Blair.
I don't have a MASSIVE crush on him or
anything....<vbg>
Allison
5.
You hear a commercial for "Sentinel" flea
and tick control and immediately envision a mini Jim walking through your dog's
fur and homing in on the little pests with sight and sound and blowing them
away with his gun while Blair tries to explain the social structure of flea and
tick culture. <G>
Okay, so maybe the Blair is a bit of a stretch but you can't
have
Jim without Blair. <BG>
Ceryndip
6. I was reading the
paper this afternoon, and came across an article which referred to
"sentinel chickens". That particular phrase gave me a mental image that
made me laugh so hard the cats woke up to see what was going on. What they meant was there's been heavy
flooding in the Top End (the northern half of the state) and resulting in
plagues of mozzies which carry various diseases including encephalities. The
sentinel chicken system tests birds kept in that area for the virus to act as
an early warning system for humans.
Boy, do I need less sugar in my system!!!
Deb Down Under
6.
You're enrolling to new members to the Players' Club
at the casino where I work and they're from BLAIRSVILLE, Georgia.
WendyOwl
7.
In the background the radio announcer you're only
vaguely listening to is going through the list of actors shortlisted for some
British award thingie and Rafe (I know it's not spelled that way but I can't
remember the right way!) Fiennes cracks a mention. And in the split second
between the first and last name being said, you get a mental flash of a certain
well dressed detective and start paying attention to the radio to find out what
award he's up for. Ooops!
Deb Down Under
8. It seems that the
boys have found another way to live on.... frozen peas are apparently the ice
pack of choice for heroes around the U.S., namely Gary Hobson on Early Edition.
Toni Rae
Linenberger
8.
I was competing in a local tournament here in
Sacramento, and one of the fencers was named Ellison. I found out later that
his name is Tom Ellison and he runs the fencing club at UC Davis.
Sally
9. There was an ad
on the TV Guide Channel today for a pet flea control pill called
"Sentinel." The tag line of the ad was "Clean. Safe. Effective." Now, I haven't seen even half
of the episodes, but that just struck me as...very descriptive of Jim.
JulieJekel
10. You see a commercial for those ZipLoc storage
containers, the one where they show two of them inside a refrigerator, and you
notice that one has a red lid and the other has a blue lid, and you wonder if
that was Jim's refrigerator.
Jamie
11. The
Houston Chronicle has a new society-page magazine supplement called SENSE
houston, I kept expecting to see familiar TS faces in it. Closest I could come
is the first story about fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli. It had an insert
of the guy's logo - MOSIMMO in stylized, scrunched together letters -- now I
finally know what was on that red sweatshirt that Darryl wore in 'Flight'! I
kept on trying to spell "CASCADE" out of it.
Sue
12. Have
you seen the latest Lexus or BMW car commercial? It has an LED display of some
of its features, including SENSES DELIGHTED 5. Must've earned the Ellison seal
of approval, huh?
Sue
13. And
the foreword to the Robert Goldsborough Nero Wolfe book that I'm reading has
this line: "(S)everal commentators...suggest that the brownstone has been bulldozed
and that Wolfe, in retirement, is living in Cairo, Egypt, raising
guppies." Nero Wolfe and Blair
Sandburg? What a combination of opposites!
Sue
14. Customer gets
enrolled at my window...name, Stephen Ellis!!! I couldn't help
but want
desperately to put 'on' on the end of his last name and wonder how
his
relationship with Jim was going <G>
WendyOwl
15. You know you've
been watching too much TS when you are innocently shopping in WalMart and you
see a bunch of pastel colored cottonballs and facial wipes in one of those huge
wire baskets--and look closer and see Sentinel's Best on each bag...yes, folks,
I did do a 180 with the basket and holler "Great Jumping Cats!!!!!"
before diving in...Many, many surprised people at WalMart that day...Sentinel's
Best claimed to be 100 percent natural--so as not to irritate sensitive
skin--LOL!!! I could just see Blair
bringing them home for Jim...and imagining Jim's reaction to the pretty pastel
colors...LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Deputy Fess
16. KYMBOWTSW I have
to smile everytime I pass a house under construction in my neighborhood and see
that big square container they use to throw all their refuse in. It has a big label on the side that says
"Sentinel Resourses".
JamieR
17. You know you're
obsessed with The Sentinel When - you get a big kick out of watching the
current Buick Century Car commercial because Udo Kier (The Iceman) is in
it! Of course, my mind refuses to see
him as a befuddled German engineer.
When the narrater is through insulting him in the commercial, in my
mind, I keep seeing Klaus Zeller emerge and letting the comic know just how
unfunny he thought he was.
JamieR
18. Was at my
parents' the other day, and noticed a box in their closet that had 'Blair'
written on the side. Oh, boy,
Blair-in-a-box! No such luck.
Molly
19. You walk by the kitchen
table and see the word, "Zoning" in a newspaper headline and
automatically think it's an article on Jim.
Rachel
20. I walked in to
my thermodynamics class on Friday and guess what we were learning about? Cascade refrigeration cycles! Every time I heard that phrase, a picture of
Jim and Blair at a crime scene in the winter, freezing their butts off popped
in to my head.
Allison
21. Enrolling new customer
at work....Susan Frazier and automatically flash on photo in "Cypher"
<G> No, she didn't look like her, but boy, it was a loop-de-loop
<G>
Wendy
22. You know you've
been watching TS too much when.........
You're playing "Barbies" with your six year old and you ask if
you can change "Ken's" name to "Jim."
Vision
23. Today I was
given a small brown beer bottle that had a label saying, "Cascade Special
Stout." The bloke who gave me the
bottle couldn't figure out why I thought that was so funny. It took me awhile to read the part that said
"brewed in Tasmania".
Deb Down Under
24. When you watch
an old "Defenders Of The Earth" anime featuring the Phantom & his
daughter's black panther & gray wolf and you think "so THAT'S where
they got Jim & Blair's spirit guides from!" :D
Doreen
25. You know you're
obsessed with The Sentinel when you are home on your day off, the soaps are
droning in the background, and you spot a sign as part of the set on "Port
Charles" that says 'ELLISON'S FLOUR" and you wonder if that is one of
William Ellison's businesses.
JamieR
26. #1: Accompanied my friend to pick out a stereo at Best
Buy... kept getting annoyed by the stereos and turning them off... yelling at kids
who turned them on... I can *so* see Jim doing that...
#2: I am at work, in the photo lab in my store... I smell chemicals mixing underneath, my manager is standing close.. "Come here... do you smell something?" "No." "You don't smell that?" "No, I don't." "How can you not smell it?"
No, I wasn't going crazy, there were chemicals mixing,
too... course, after this exchange... all I can think of is "The
Switchman." ;)
Loisarah
27. For anyone out there who's ever been involved in
marching bands/drum corps, you should know that there is a group from
Washington state that just made semi-finals called.....the Seattle Cascades!
DM
28. A girlfriend was up on Sat to visit with her 4 kids. She
told Amanda and I that she was going to rent a house in Cascade for a week on a
little lake. Amanda and I both burst out laughing! My poor girlfriend didn't
know why we were laughing until we explained! I was wondering if Jim and Blair
were going to be there....sigh...if only....
Stargazer
29. You're watching a movie and the two male leads are
talking. Finally one of them admits....
"Its about friendship. I just
didn't realized it before..." and you're snickering to yourself wondering
how many other closet TS fen are out there....
L.J. Smith
30. Hm . . . I really didn't think I was watching too much
TS, but I will admit that while watching "Jaws" recently, I had to
stifle a giggle when folks called Brody "Chief." Does this mean I'm on my way to addiction?
Felicia
31. I was on retreat this past week in southern Pennsylvania
and it was in the 60s (insanely cold for this time of year) and rained almost
the whole time. I had to keep walking back and forth between buildings across
the sodden lawn because there were no paths. I took off my sandals to keep them
dry, resulting in my feet getting soaked. As I huddled in our dining hall, I
found myself thinking, "Cold and wet is my world." Then, I looked up and saw one of the other
retreatants was wearing a jacket that had "Cascade, MD" on it. I was
very amused because when I came across TS and caught only snippets of the show,
I thought it took place in Maryland, since when I hear Washington, I usually
think DC.
Jennifer
32. #1: You develop an eye for 1969 Ford F150 Ranger
pick-ups and can spot them miles down the road...
#2: It suddenly
occurs to you that the truck you've been borrowing from work for the past 2 years
IS a 1969 Ford F150 Ranger with a blue and white paint job!
Teej
33. You see an episode of "Buffy" and when they
read their high school paper (yes, previous season...Angel still there <sigh>) you see the
headline of the paper - "Sunnydale High School Sentinel", your mouth
drops open and you slap your head.
osnat
34. You know you are still obsessed with TS when... you
proofread your boss's PIWG report and notice the company name SenCom and wonder
when Jim and Blair went into the electronics business...
TAE
35. You know you're still obsessed with TS when...You're
still proofreading PIWG reports and not only is there a SenCon, but a
SENSIS....sigh...SENSIS is another electronics company...
TAE
36. I was at work the other night and this guy came in the
store that look just like the one who played Abe... I mean everything about him
and what made it so weird was. He told me Jesus loves me... WOW!!! Is Abe
really an angel. Now I know I've been watching Night shift too much...
Wolfshy
37. You overhear the phone conversation of your work partner
who is saying, "Yes Jim, Yes Jim, No Jim, No Jim, that's okay Jim, All
Right Big
Guy!" and you get highly amused!
Teej
38. You're in a training lesson dealing with the topic of
drugs and the bad guys that sell them when the officer/instructor pulls out a large
chart that has a picture and confiscated sample of PEYOTE featured very
prominently in the center of it and you bust up laughing.
vonilyn
39. The management company for the townhouse you just bought
is run by "Sentinel Managment" and you can't help but wonder what the
perks might be!!
K
40. You download the new nature collection of webshots
wallpapers and nearly crack up laughing when the first photo pops up and the
label is "Mount Rainier, Washington".
Maggie
41. When, gazing through a magazine while walking on the
treadmill at the gym, you spot an ad that says "Blair Shoppe" and
want to know if you can buy a Blair there. <G>
"I'll take that one right there, dear...the one with
the glasses. Oh, and that little cutie
in the flannel shirt...toss him into the bag while you're at it."
Iris
42. You're searching through hundreds...no THOUSANDS of
airplane pictures for a homework assignment and find a picture of a Stinson
L-5....Sentinel!!! O.k. It was really
cool at the time.
Allison
43. I was in the
parking lot at Kaiser Zion Hospital here in San Diego today (visiting a
friend's mother with the friend), and saw the following license plate:
SENTNL
Now, what other *possible* conclusion was I supposed to jump
to, I ask you??? :-)
JJ2
44. You're watching The Secrets Of... In this case it was the
FBI and they were talking about a paramilitary group they took down in 1985
called the Covenet, Sword, Arm Of the Lord (Aka CSA) Its a good thing I wasn't
drinking anything when they said the leader's name cause baby I'd've spewed
seriously.
James Ellison.
Marianne
45. Well, what about when you are reading a Christian novel
and they start describing 'trees that stand tall like a sentinel' and you
wonder how Jim wandered into your book.
Margie (...I
think. If this from you, e-mail me and
I’ll give you credit! - Allison)
46. You hear a
commercial for the new "The Fugitive" series, and your first thought
is, "I wonder if Richard Kimble ever passed through Cascade when he was
running from the law."
Felicia
47. You're walking down the aisle of a local Mart and see a
safe called Sentinel Home Security! I
wonder if they come in combos.
Melba Shae
48. You get your hair cut, and just tell the stylist to do
whatever she wants, and she does, and she styles it, and it looks great, but
the next day when you do it yourself and of course you can't get it like she
had it, but you do it, and it looks fine ... and you look in the mirror and
actually think, "I look like Carolyn..."
Loisarah
49. You see a TV listing for hockey game with the Seahawks vs.
the Chiefs and automatically visualize a team FULL of long, curly haired
Sandburgs in hockey gear playing against the Seahawks.
Wendyowl
50. You do a double take at the beginning of today's Magnum
P.I. episode and realize it's "Murder 101".
L.J. Smith
51. You go as one of the characters for Halloween. Yes, I'm dressing as our favorite grad
student for Halloween tonight. Red and
black plaid wool coat, flannel shirt...the works.
Allison
52. Or when you're driving on the freeway towards L.A. and
see a blue jeep with the license 'RBFORLIFE', and wonder what kind car Richard
Burgi's wife drives.
Bonnie317
53. Checking through the Radio Times in case there was
something worth watching while I'm off work with a nose/throat infection
thingy, I came across 'The Plainsman' with Gary Cooper and.....
James Ellison!
AnneCat
54. I was driving down the road the other day and saw a sign
that read 'Taggart for counsil'. The first thing that popped into my head was
why Joel would leave the PD to become a city counsilman, the very next thought
was why he wouldn't try to become Chief of Police, instead. I laughed all the
way home.
Cat