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Real Name: Kevin Joseph Mitchell
Current Age: 17
Alias's (past and present): Kermit (K-Mit), blind_boarding, CK_uno, Cronic Kev, Miatch....also my latest one "Smack head"...due to my very short hair + i constantly look wasted or stoned [due to late nights]
D.O.B: 30th June 1986
Where do you/ i live? Northwest England
Do you have msn messenger? yes ([email protected])
What you doing at the moment in life: College (I.T & Business)

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Favorites:

Film's: Snatch, American Pie 2, Happy Gilmore, Friday, Road Trip, Rush Hour 2, Cradle to the grave, Jackass: The Movie, Freddy got fingered,
Fast and the Furious, Oceans Elven, Terminator 2, The Fugitive, A Perfect World, Terminator 3, Gone in 60 Seconds, Bruce Almighty, Training Day
Jet Li's: The Enforcer, Matrix Reloaded, Friday....man theirs loads, its just hard to name them off the top of my head

Comedians: Peter Kay, Lee Evans, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey, Tom Green, Ali G, Andy Dick, Matt Stone and Trey Parker (famous for South Park),
Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Bernie Mac....oh and not forgetting Avid Merrions Bo Selecta
Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy...
  Do the cast of Jackass and CKY count? ....i'll add more when i remember them

Movie Stars: Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Sean William Scott, Robert De Niro, Bruce Willis, Mike Myers, John Leguizamo, Jim Carey, David Arquette, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Chris Tucker....a lot of famous actors from the late 80's - early 90's e.g. Schwarzanaeger, Ste Segal, Van Damme, De Niro etc...

Girls id like to get my freak on with (not in any order): J Lo, Tara Reid, P!nk, Michelle Rodriguez, Liz Hurley, Halle Berry, Ashanti, Kelly Brook, Beyonce knowles, Cameron Diaz, Zhang Ziyi, Milla Jovovich, Tila Nguyen, Wendy Brooks, Sky Lopez ........this list could go on for about a month, its just i cant name them all of the top of my head

Foods (that arent from a fast food restaurant): Pizza (margherita or pepperoni....chicken pizza is crap!...take that ernie),
Spaghetti Bolognase, Steak..and my weird but favourite chinese food is white rice (on its own) with a side of prawn crackers

Things to do outside of the house: Skateboarding, Going to the cinema, hanging out with friends, drinking beer, Arcades, Pizza Hut on thursdays, make people laugh, get hella drunk, listen to music, cruise around....

Musical Interests (Rock) (@ current): Foo Fighters, Box Car Racer, Disturbed, Rammstein, Bowling For Soup, NERD, Tenacious D, Nirvana, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Papa Roach, Goldfinger, S.O.A.D,
Blink 182, Mad Capsule Markets... Corey Taylor is cool.....the list goes on

Musical Interests (Rap / Hip Hop): 2pac, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Nate Dogg, Run Dmc,  Xzibit, Eminem, Dmx, Pharrel, Ja Rule.....and more

Video Games: Animal Crossing, GTA:Vice city, Donkey Kong (Nes), Perfect Dark, Kirbys Dreamland (Nes), Super Monkey Ball 2, Timsplitters 2, Mario Party 2, Gran Turismo 3, Super Mario Allstars, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Resident Evil Zero, Sonic 3, Sonic Adventure, Super Smash TV, Metroid Prime, Midway's "Rush" Series, Tiger Woods PGA 2003, Burnout 2,
Splinter Cell, Zelda: Wind Waker, Hitman 2 .....

Things i have to do at least once a day: Have a shower, make at least one person laugh, play on my gamecube, ...

Holiday Destination: Florida (Clearwater Beach)...also i'd really like to visit Tokyo Japan....and Hong Kong, and hitman 2 lets me experience what its like to go into a kuala lumpar bank and shoot everyone dead...its not exactly a holiday i know, but with the right guns its a fun level to play

TV Shows:
MTV Jackass, Phoenix Nights, Southpark, Eastenders, Simpsons, The Office, Scrubs, Tom Green Show, Andy Dick show, The Osbournes, Bo Selecta...also i like to watch some classic shows like 3rd rock from the sun, roseanne, friends etc....and many other comedy shows from past or present

When Blackburn Rovers get a good result against a tough team

i'll add more favourites if you come up with a topic you want to know what my favourites are
....(request via guestbook/
e-mail)

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Dislikes:
  *Being very cold
  *Having to re-heat up meals via microwave
  *The shower water going cold
  *Dominios pizza when they deliver slow
  *People who think they are better than everyone
  *Taking a joke too far, making me feel bad for telling it
  *Getting my ass kicked at pool
  *When Games Freeze on you
  *Having to wait for a piss (so that your so desperate the only way to keep
  it in is to hop around or make up a stupid "im bursting" dance)
  *When its impossible to wake up in the morning
  *Being misled at the last minute
  *Friends who bail on each other
  *Arguing over something pathetic
  *People who have strict or demanding parents *hint hint el bato garcia*
  *Having to need money
  *Being alone on weekends
  *People Who show off or brag about something too much
  *False Accusations
  *liars who just dont stop
  *My friggin Insomnia (i can never get to sleep at nights!)
......theirs more its just i dont want to put you all asleep with an essay on what i dont like
p.s i hate writing essays too

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