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| Hee Hee Deluxe Is a page of random stuff that ive done, said or have found funny.... |
| Joke: Mr Blobby and Mrs Blobby are in bed together Mrs Blobby turns to Mr Blobby and says: Blobby Blob Blob Blob Mr Blobby replys by saying: Shut the fuck up bitch and swallow! Joke Courtesy of Alvin Griffiths |
| Goals for 2003: *Get a tattoo of the word "your name" on my right ass cheek |
| Hmmm...where could i get my booze at a cheaper price?.... ....Click on my picture for a good solution |
| Fred Flintstone/Bedrock Joke on pop-up entry is courtesy of Liz.E |
| What Chris Said: "Oi! don't sit on my nob To: Imran Jerrys Final Thoughts: Chris (Coos Coos)...i finally got round to updating this page |
| Carl: "Star Trek's good if you get into it" Kev: "yeh sure it is, and l'oreal make anti-crabs shampoo" Jerrys Final Thoughts: Dude, no one watches star trek...except a teeny tiny minority |
| Check out the links below for a good laugh.... Posh Boys HQ has some content some viewers may find to be un called for....I assure you that Chris has paid me to advertise his site here, and although it is utter lame-ness......some viewers may finsd the diversity of content to be moderately ammusing (of how wrong people can be) |
| .....the problems of the future, today |
| Joke: A Tramp walks into a bar... ....Barman says: "Eh! i dont serve you homeless guys" The Tramp says: "all i want is a cocktail stick" *Barman gives him a cocktail stick .....*5 minutes later, another tramp walks in the bar Barman says: "Im not giving anymore cocktail sticks out to you homeless fella's" Tramp says: "i just want a straw" Barman replies: "what the fuck do you want a straw for!" Tramp Says: "Cause Someones been sick outside and somebodys already taken the best bits" Joke Courtesy of DD |
| Want me to add your jokes? E-mail them to me, Instant message me or post them in the sites guestbook |
| Yabba Dabba Do Me is originally thought up by Kev and the quotes i have taken are real |
| Maybe...your really passed out after a couple of cheap but effective bottles/cans or even kegs of booze... .....how are you gonna get home in your state? you call a cab thats what.....*this site is in no way linked or attached to A1 Taxis, the purpose of involving them in this picture is in no way an act of hate or discrimination against the A1 taxis business* I use them, when im at the Capitol Centre or UCI Cinema's |
| Seriously.....Who would call their biscuits Hob Nob's? ....do they expect us all to dip our nobs in our cups of tea *note* not everyone has nobs, some people prefer to dip their wafer or kit kats in |
| Maybe its about time Chewbacca shaved all his pubes off eh? |
| American Girls video shows a funny animateed video of stereotype american girls |
| Joke: Stuntman: Ewan Kerr failed in his attempt to jump over 200 Native Afgans in a steam roller...*luckily Ewan Survived...but the Afghans all died Joke donated by Alvin Griffiths |
| Important Note: An unnoficial group of Uri Gellars fans have started up a fan club called the "Uri-Nation" |
| Page last updated May 9th 2003 |