Report – 25 December 2000

 

RAW is WAR

 

It’s Christmas Day RAW. Stephanie’s here in a Santa hat (ED: Oh yeah!). Steph is pleased how Smackdown ended on Thursday with Undertaker and The Rock arguing. Who is the best? Vince has made a match to see. Steph then introduces Edge and Christian and … Kurt Angle. All in Christmas hats! E&C wish Steph a Merry Christmas but are disappointed that Foley isn’t here (ED: Those jokers). They show us them regaining the Tag Titles. Kurt takes the mic and says it’s a great Christmas and he has got himself a special present. All his family are here, five more Angle’s. They all says hello to Steph (ED: Well, you’ve gotta greet the in-laws). Kurt and his brothers then sing us a Christmas carol, only to be interrupted by Chris Jericho. Y2J asks them to shut up. He slags off Kurt and E&C and even Stephanie. Y2J wants a World Title shot. Steph denies the request, but offers a 6-man tag match against Kurt and E&C. Jericho says for Kurt to tell his partners to get the kazoos and Y2J will have his “get the tables”.

 

Kurt is giving his family a tour of the arena. They run into K-Kwik. Kurt tries to introduce him but can’t remember his name (ED: It doesn’t matter!). They move on and K-Kwik says “Now that’s a very white Christmas” (ED: I don’t get it. Is that a racist thing?).

 

Steph is talking to her dad on the phone (speaker phone). We hear a woman’s voice; it sounds familiar (ED: Trish). Steph asks who it is but Vince fobs her off and makes an excuse to hang up.

 

Steph goes into T&A’s locker room. Trish isn’t there and she leaves. Test tells Albert that he thinks Trish is having some soup.

 

Kurt is on the phone with his mom. She says Cousin Jimmy was off-key, but Kurt was the best (ED: That’s true).

 

Steph comes to ringside during the T&A – Too Cool match. Is she still looking for Trish? Anyway, she distracts Test, costing him the match, while she’s there.

 

Albert comes to talk to Steph. He tells her that if she needs anything that he’s her man (ED: Albert you freak show. This isn’t the Albert and Steph site. Are you thick? It’s Kurt and Steph).

 

6-man tag is underway. The Family are at ringside. They of course become involved and attack Y2J when he’s on the outside. The Dudley’s grab brother Eric and put him through a table (ED: Big respect to Eric, a Last Ride and through a table). E&C fight them up the ramp. In the ring Kurt gets a clean win on Jericho following an Olympic Slam. The Angle’s all start attacking Jericho until the Dudley’s return.

 

Backstage, Eric is hurt. E&C vow revenge on the Dudley’s.

 

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