RAW is WAR
WHERE IS STEPHANIE?
Stephanie is a no-show again on RAW this week, we'll let you know how Kurt gets on without her.
Kurt Angle is first out tonight. Kurt tells the people that he is the greatest and most fighting champion in recent history, that's why he challenged Undertaker this Sunday. He then says that he will again defend his title tonight, against a man who claims he can defeat Kurt with one arm tied behind his back.
Here comes Crash Holly, with Molly. Kurt is well in control until Crash unties himself (ED: that's not fair). Crash tries his best to defeat Kurt, but the Champ picks up the win with an ankle submission hold.
Kurt goes for a chair, but here's Bob "Sparky Plugg" Hardcore Holly, he goes after Kurt. Edge and Christian come in to help out Kurt and now it's the Undertaker. 'Taker dumps Edge and Christian out of the ring and turns round where Kurt nails him right in the kisser (ED: What?? Who would want to kiss the Undertaker?). It appears to have little effect on the big man, so Kurt gets out of there.
Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian are complaining about the interference of Bob Holly and the Undertaker. Foley says he won't let it happen again and schedules a match: The two Holly's and Undertaker verses Kurt, Edge and Christian (ED: Two matches in one night?).
Kurt, Edge and Christian are in their locker room talking over the match. Kurt is worried (ED: He needs Steph), but Edge has a plan. Edge and Christian then start to play songs with their kazoo. Kurt tells them to go on and he'll meet them out there.
The match is off, Hardcore goes straight for Kurt Angle. Holly tags in 'Taker but Kurt scarpers and in comes Christian. Undertaker wants Angle but he won't tag in (ED: Mind games! Good Strategy!). Undertaker eventually gets a piece of Kurt later in the match, Kurt tries to go fo the Olympic Slam, but the big 'Taker breaks free then delivers a choke-slam and the 'Last-ride' to get the win.
Still no Steph! We don't even see Kurt until well into the show. He meets up with Kane backstage and tells him that even though he doesn't like teaming with him he will because he thinks that Kane is better than both Y2J and the Undertaker.
There's no DQ's in this match so as you can imagine pretty much all hell breaks loose for the entirety of the match, including Jericho going through the announce table and Kurt and then Kane using a chair on The Undertaker allowing Kurt to score the pin.
Two weeks without Stephanie ..... it seems an eternity.
When will the WWF realise that nobody cares about Rock and Austin.
Kurt and Steph, that's where the real interest is.