and  

PRESENT

Every now and then a great evil comes along.  An evil that plagues the nation's children... this evil has a name... that name is... the influx of:

Role Models Without Morals!

No where has this more self evident then in MaXimum Championship Wrestling where the heels outnumber the faces 2 to 1.  With the popularity of professional wrestling at an all-time mediocrity, we at Spike TV and KidsWB felt it was the perfect time to capitalize and make a little moola for ourselves.

That's why we tricked... err, convinced the stars of McW to appear in this half-assed, half-baked, mind-numbing 30 minutes a week of kiddie fluff that is trying to pretend to be a series of moral lessons about life!
(How's that for truth in advertising!!!)

Now let us introduce our cast for you...  Each and every Saturday morning for the next ten years ('cause that's how long we got them to sign on for with the itsy-bitsy small print) you'll see the likes of:

HEROES

"Southern Justice" Samual Boone	Jade	Jason Walker
Eliminator	Roadblock	Sin
Tiji		Coma

Working along side the most beautiful woman of wrestling...

HOTTIES

Aurora Snow

Joann Canelli

Mia Lang

Jennifer Fatale

 To face the Scum of the Earth (and a bunch of guys who only care about fun, money, and themselves!)...

HEELS

Chaos	Sephiroth Du Lac	Kris - The Albanian Killer
Virus	Wolf	Wraith
Blaine Stone	Michael D. White	Trevor North

... and many more, with the support of these guys... 

Front Office

Adam Tate, CEO

M.C. Williams, Chairman

Dylan Law, Commissioner

...in weekly battles of morality, political correctness, American Idol-like rock 'n' roll sing-offs and college cafeteria FOOD FIGHTS!!!

Now THAT'S what we call ENTERTAINMENT!!!

So watch for
MaXimum Championship Wrestling's "Heroes, Hotties and Hells"
now playing Saturday mornings on a television near you... 

Check you local listings!