My baby taught me how to be
My baby taught me how to fight
My baby taught me how to die
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!
My baby taught me how to smoke
My baby taught me how to breathe
My baby taught me how to hide
My baby taught me how to leave
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!
My baby taught me how to choke
My baby taught me how to eat
My baby taught me how to fuck
My baby taught me how to be
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!
Beans-
Beans, beans, beans
Daddy ate some beans
And he was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some beans
Naked, naked, naked
Sitting cross legged
Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some beans
Wine, wine, wine
Daddy had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some wine
Beans, beans, beans
Daddy ate some beans
And he drank some wine
And he was happy, happy, happy
As he drank some beans
I Hate Myself and I Want to Die-
Runny nose and runny yolk, even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again, I still haven't had my fulfill
In the someday, what's that sound?
Broken heart and broken bones, think about some capsules of horse pills
One more quirky cliche'd phrase, you're the one I wanna refill
In the someday, what's that sound?
Most people don't realize that two large pieces of coral,
Painted brown and attached to his skull with common wood screws
Can make a child look like a deer
Pay To Play-
Monkey see, monkey do... I don't know why I
Walk around, follow you... I don't know why I
Throw it out, keep it in... I don't know why I
Have to have poison skin... I don't know why I
Pay, pay to play
Give an inch take a smile... I don't know why I
Never fade, never smiled... I don't know why I
Nevermind, eat and run... I don't know why I
Fuck your ass for the fun... I don't know why I
Pay, pay to play
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Your state of emotion seems too clear
You rise and fall like wall street stock
And they have an effect on our happy talk
Our opinions Hmm huh (2x)
My opinions Hmm huh (2x)
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