If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew.... and if you wouldn't mind I would like it loose.
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave.... and if you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain, could you believe him when you discussed his stain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame.........
You could do anything...
Floyd the Barber-
Bell on the door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
CHORUS:
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair, I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
CHORUS
I sense others in the room, Opie Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt
CHORUS
About A Girl-
I need an easy friend, I do
With an ear to lend, I do
Think you fit this shoe, I do
Won't you have a clue
And I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night.... free
I'm standing in your line, I do
Hope you have the time, I do
Pick a number too, I do
Keep a date with you
School-
Won't you believe it,
It's just my luck
No recess
You're in high school again
Love Buzz-
Would you believe me when I tell you,
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you,
Just ain't the way it seems
Can you feel my love buzz?
Paper Cuts-
At my feeding time, she pushed food thru the door
I crawl towards the cracks of light, sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spread around, soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again, a good hosing down
The lady whom I feel maternal love for cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue, and they cock and twist and masturbate
I said so....... Nirvana
Black windows of paint, I scratched with my nails
I see others just like me, why do they not try to escape?
They bring out the older ones, they point in my way
They come with a flash of light, and take my family away
And very later I have learned to accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement, and that is why I'm here with you
To take you... away
You're right... Nirvana
Negative Creep-
This is out of our reach, and it's grown
This is getting to be.... drone
I'm a negative creep, and I'm stoned
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
This is out of our range, and it's crude
This is getting to be like drone
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned
Fuck! Yeah! Drone! Stoned! BLEACH Continued...