| Floyd The Barber Bell on door clanks come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my Face I was shaved 3x Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I was Shamed 3x I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns and Cut me up I die smothered in Andy's butt I was shamed I was shaved I was shamed |