MAY I HAVE A DRUM ROLL PLEASE!? YES, THIS IS THE LAST AND FINAL CHAPPIE FOR YOUKAI ETIQUETTE, I HAD FUN WRITING IT THOUGH! SOOOO, I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THE ENDING, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS ONE THING: POOR, POOR, KURAMA.
DISCLAIMER, I DON’T OWN YU-YU HAKUSHO SO STOP CALLING MY HOUSE AND ASKING FOR AUTOGRAPHS!!! Lol, joking, hope you all like the last chappie, if i get enough reviews I’ll make some kind of sequel... Yep, so what are you just standing there for? read it damnit! ^.^
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Imagine this!
Koenma trying to remember the last time he had saw a smile on hiei’s face....
Kurama grinning his sweet, cheerful smile that said ‘I knew this would happen if I left them alone with each other’
Yusuke running out of air, purple colored and fainting
Shizuru thinking about how embarrassing this must be fore them, then starting to laugh
Keiko picking up yusuke and trying to slap him awake
koenma in the very deep and hard task of trying to be mature and not laugh at them
Hiei and botan separating immediately, with botan being in a fit of blushes, while both of them staring at their feet
“LETS GO EAT!” Botan shouted out of no where, dragging everyone behind her.
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Once they were sitting down and had ordered their food, the topic reverted to the Reikai.
“We have a new recruit, her name is luna.” Botan started
“Hey, maybe I’ll meet her when I die....again” chuckled yusuke with disinterest(yes he’s conscious now).
“Oh she won’t be a ferry girl, But yes, you’ll probably meet her...In your dreams.” Koenma teased
“Temme.” Yusuke retorted
“No, he’s right yusuke. She won’t be assigned as a ferry girl. She’s a dream elf trainie!”
“what the heck is a dream elf?” Shizuru asked, taking a sip of some water.
“They are protectors over children’s dreams. Did you ever see a person in your dream’s at night? Someone that you didn’t recognize?” Botan asked
“Umm, yeah....A scary lady with an axe...” kuwabara shuddered
“I had one,” Keiko remarked. “She would always play with me in my dreams. She was so nice...” keiko sighed, remembering he childhood dreams.
“Well, that was your dream elf.” Botan explained
“My dream elf was an old lady with an axe?!” kuwabara questioned.
“No kuwabara, were not quite sure what she was...” Koenma said.
“So what’s so interesting about this particular dream elf?” Kurama asked, choosing to join the conversation.
“Well, she will be with ningen’s from ages 3-16. Normally, dream elf’s only work with people from age ranges from 3 to 10, but she has a gift of some sort. She’s really nice! I would have loved to be the one to train her, but koenma wanted pararou to do it.” botan pouted.
“She deserves to train with pararou! He’s one of the best there is, AND they both know each other already, so it works out just fine!” koenma argued
“How is it that they already know each other?” Hiei queried.
“Pararou was luna’s dream elf when she was a child. once he heard that she was in Reikai he had demanded that he would be the one to train her.” Botan explained
“How Romantic!” keiko, yukina and shizuru squealed.
“Speaking of romantic, hiei, we never knew you were such a hopeless one.” kurama joked
“What are you talking about?” botan asked innocently. Hiei just growled and changed the subject.
“So what other types of freakish thing’s do you have in that hell hole of yours?”
“Ferry girls, oni’s, dream elf's, pixies, fairies, daemons and allot more.” koenma answered.
Suddenly the waitress came back.
“I'm sorry young lady, but we are all out of fresh lettuce. There isn’t enough to make your salad.” She said, her gaze on yukina.
“Oh, it’s all right, I’ll just have a tortilla soup instead.” yukina reassured
“Oh No You Don’t! I, KAZUMA KUWABARA, SHALL GO TO THE MARKET AND GET FRESH LETTUCE FOR YUKINA!” He jumped up proudly, and knocked the table over doing so.
“Oops.” He murmured.
“HEY YOU BASTARD! YOU GOT KEIKO WET!”Yusuke yelled, getting up as well. Kuwabara looked down at keiko, and sure enough, a glass of water had spilled on her lap and she was now wiping herself off.
“And you got botan wet too.” kurama acknowledged, pointing to where botan was sitting.
Kuwabara felt as if he were being glared at by two gignatic lawn gnomes.
“AAAAAAAH!” kuwabara screamed, running around the restaurant frantically. Suddenly yusuke appeared in front of him smirking.
“Here I am.” He said smashing kuwabara into the ground, koenma joining in to. Soon there was a big ball of dust, a leg, arm, or other body part sticking out every ten seconds. Hiei, with nothing else better to do, joined in as well- withdrawing his katana. now, added to the various arms and legs popping out, was a metal blade. Kurama was the only one- add the girls- with a sense of manner’s as not to join in the fight. he instead watched with an amused look plastered on his face.
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After the fighting was over, the three warriors were sprawled out onto the ground. Before that, all the customers had enough common sense to go home and cook dinner instead. Hiei was the only one who wasn’t panting, lying down, or even looking slightly tired.
“Keiko botan and yukina sighed. keiko went over, followed by yukina, to retrieve yusuke and leave. Yukina copied her, lugging kuwabara out the door. shizuru, with nothing else to do, picked up koenma, threw him over her shoulder, and left muttering about idiot men and the morning news. Botan and hiei went off somewhere soon after (maybe for ice cream, or a romantic stroll through the park!), so that all but kurama were gone. t
Thinking that the giant mess should be cleaned up before his departure, he got to work, right siding tables and crap. When he was finished, he walked outside to find a squad of police car’s there and waiting for him. One was looking particularly nasty, what with the way he was handling a large bat.
poor kurama sweat dropped and put his hand behind his neck, laughing nervously.
THE END!!!
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Fluffy Wolfy- Another day, another finished fiction.
Calypso- Another horribly BAD fiction.
Fluffy Wolfy- SHUT UP! YOU HAVE TO BE NICE! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!
Calypso- *smirks* God, some one can’t take a joke!
Fluffy wolfy- Calypso no baka... Well coming up soon will be a story about Luna the dream elf, inuyasha, and YYH. I briefly mentioned Luna in this story, to get people interested.
Calypso- Which they aren’t and probably won’t be interested!
Fluffy Wolfy- *getting pissed* SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW!
Calypso- obviously more than you. Send her compliments, feedback and death threats!
Fluffy Wolfy- who would send me death threats? R&R!
Calypso- You never know...