I do not own Inuyasha, get off my case you damn lawyers. And no matter how many times I tried blackmailing the creators, it didn’t get me any closer to owning inuyasha, all it did was get me lawsuits! lol, naaa, jk

So enough with that, as promised, here is chapter 3.

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“No!”

“Yes!”

“No!!”

“Yes!!”

“I said NO!!”

“I SAID YES!”

“YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!!”

“AND NOR DO I WISH TO BE!”

They stared icily at each other for several minutes before botan decided to try a different approach.

Her bottom lip started to tremble, she forced big puppy eye’s and they started to water. and to top it off she made her face look extremely sad and pitiful.

Hiei looked at Botan's stupid face, then glanced at the clothing she had laid out for him” a white short sleeved shirt and blue jeans. No black. He glared at the clothing. he would not wear white. Maybe white with black... But no black at all?

Botan was now lying on her stomach, face in her hands and shoulders heaving. She was obviously crying. He growled, crying was a sign of weakness, but the strange thing was that botan was not weak. Quite the opposite. She had to be tough in order to be the Reikai Tantei’s assistant grim reaper person.

His conclusion was that she was probably and most likely faking it. He nudged her with his foot, No response. He smirked, he would enjoy kicking her for a while. He kicked her about six or seven times before she finally rolled over and lunged at him with tear stricken eye’s. he got hurled against the wall.

“Awe, and I was having fun to...” he muttered teasingly. But then he saw that she was clutching her side and letting out small discreet whimper’s.

Hell’s fire he didn’t think he had kicked her that hard, She went over and slapped him.

Hiei blinked, now this was new. Woman usually cowered at his mere sight, but not botan. She started crying at the edge of the bed.

Hiei blinked again then sighed defeat. With a look of pure horror on his face, he quietly walked over to the clothing. Cursing himself, he took off his shirt and struggled to put the other one on.

Botan looked up to see hiei take off his shirt. At first she was startled, but then she realized that he was only trying to put a shirt on, not seduce her. When he was finished, hiei sat down on the bed next to her. She blinked at first, then enveloped him in a big hug.

“Oh hiei! I thought you said you weren’t ever going to wear that! What changed you mind?” Botan asked happily.

“Botan...” He sighed from her clutch.

“Nani?”

“Shut up.”

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Fluffy wolfy: You know what, I think they make the cutest couple ever!

*Start’s developing idea’s for many, many more botan X hiei fiction’s*

Jinkie: *stare’s at her poor diluted friend who now has big heart’s in her eye’s as she picture’s botan and hiei together*

Fluffy wolfy: BOTAN AND HIEI! SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Jinkie: poor, poor fluffy. *Hand’s her a ranma comic book*

Fluffy wolfy: RANMA! *engulfs her head into the comic book and pull’s out a lazy boy recliner.

Jinkie: can you believe she writes this good, but is so totally.....hmmm....Fluffy, I do believe I had the perfect word to describe you this morning, what was it?

Fluffy wolfy: I think you said.... Unique? Strange? Awkward? Crazy?

Jinkie: All of the above?

Fluffy wolfy: yeah, that’s it! *starts reading ranma again*

Jinkie: *sweat drops* until chapter 4!

Fluffy wolfy: *drool’s over comic book* what a total bishie ryouga and ranma are...

Jinkie: *falls over*