I do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho, though I wish, really wish, I did. I even tried emailing the great yoshihiro togashi himself, but ended up emailing a guy named George in Canada,(LOL, jk). happy reading!
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“But why?” Hiei scowled, looking down at the silver cutlery.
“Because, you have to be somewhat decent when we meet the other’s for dinner tonight at the restaurant.” Botan explained for the billionth time(or so it seemed) in the last 5 minutes.
Hiei scowled again and fumbled with the silver ware. He was getting sick of this fast, very fast. he looked at the food before him. why couldn’t he just eat it like he normally did? These ningen ways were to stupid and complicated for him to even waste his time on. he growled at botan.
<Stupid grim reaper, I NEED NO IMPROVEMENT!> he yelled mentally .
“Hiei, you know we don’t have to go with them to dinner tonight, but I’m going to get this through your thick skull. Your just delaying the inevitable.” She placed a bowl of salad in front of him.
“Feh.” he snorted.
“Stop being so an obnoxious little boy and eat your food!” She yelled angrily, slamming her hands on the table. She didn’t even produce a flinch from the fire youkai. They locked eyes for several minutes, before botan finally shrugged her shoulders and headed toward the door.
“And where do you think your going?” questioned hiei from the table.
“I am going to dinner, you are going to stay here until you learn proper etiquette.” She said calmly, going over to her bathroom door to make herself up.
“You are NOT my mother!” He jumped from his seat in anger, but botan could no longer hear him, she was in her bathroom with the door shut. Hiei cursed under his breath and threw open the door. Opening it he came upon botan, naked, in a bath towel, hair down and looking smug.
“Can’t you knock?” she said grumpily.
“Why are you dressed like that? Is that how you will be attending the party? Hn. And you thought I was lacking etiquette.”
“Hiei no baka, I’m about to take a shower.”
“Why?”
“So I can be clean.”
“Why?”
“Because I feel dirty.”
“Why?”
“Because I’ve been in a room for 3 hours trying to teach you how to eat!”
“...why?”
“Because you didn’t know how!”
“.......Why?”
“I don’t know!!”
“...............Why?”
“BECAUSE I’M NOT YOU!!” She yelled, throwing her hands up into the air in exasperation. This mistake proved close to fatal.
Botan looked horrified as her towel dropped to the ground. Hiei blinked, looked at the towel, looked at botan, and got the hell out of her way, trying to avoid flying objects, as botan was hurtling them at the youkai screaming:
“HIEI NO BAKA! HENTAI!! PPPEEERRRVVVEEERTTT!!!”
Hiei only slightly managed to avoid, dive and dodge every flying comb, brush, mirror, tooth brush, tooth paste, lotion, shampoo, conditioner, body soap, perfume bottle’s, nail polish and hair accessories that came his way.
Hiei may be faster than a speeding bullet, but it was pretty damn hard to didge all those items and necessities. he finally made a dive out the door and into the hallway, shutting the door behind him.
He slumped to the ground and decided that he had better just use the damn fork’s and knives, if he didn’t want to be on a hit list forever.
he stalked back over to the table and ate the salad miserably.
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Okay everyone, how was chappie one? no, no , this is not a hiei/ botan ficcie (though i was planning on it to be at first), to all you devoted botan and koenma fans out there. chapter’s 3 and 4 and 5 will be up soon, k? R&R please?!