Disclaimer- I own the movie, I own the monthlies, I own the Tankoubon, I own the posters, I own the game, and I own some of the trading cards. DEMO- I do not own the characters. Pity me.

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Experience Four- Sango

Sango gave up poking Inuyasha with Hiraikotsu. This wasn’t solving anything. They needed to find out WHO was stealing the ramen, and that’s when she spotted it. Inuyasha’s ramen bowl.... WAS EMPTY!!

“INUYASHA! SOMEONE STOLE YOUR RAMEN!” She cried, pointing to the evidence. Inuyasha snorted.

“No, I just-”

“WE HAVE TO CATCH THE CRIMINAL!” Kagome cried, striking a pose. Inuyasha growled.

“That’s not it, I-”

“TALLY HO!” Miroku decreed, leading them all in a march around the campsite. Inuyasha watched with a sweat drop, as they disappeared out of the clearing.

“Oi... Demo... I ate my Ramen...” He mumbled, kicking a rock.

Kagome peeked her head out of the bushes, and that’s when she saw it.... JAKEN!? WHAT THE HECK WAS JAKEN DOING HERE?!”

“Oi! Toad thing! What are you doing?” She demanded, stomping out of her hiding place. Jaken turned around snarling, and waved his staff around.

“I WILL DEFEAT YOU KAGOME!” He cried, biting her hand. Miroku and Sango sweat dropped, as Kagome started flailing her hand around.

“OMG! OMG! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She shrieked, whapping Jaken into a tree numerous times. When Jaken finally let his grip go, kagome struck a ninja pose.

“I CHALLENGE YOU... TO... MORTAL COMBAT!” She declared, a determined glint in her eyes. Sango and Miroku stared along with Jaken.

“Eh?” They all asked.

“Mortal combat Kagome-sama? You wish to challenge the toad to such a dangerous sport?” He asked in bewilderment and shock. Sango furrowed her brows together.

“Kagome-chan, I thought you could only fight using your arrow...” She mumbled guiltily. Kagome blinked.

“Nani? Mortal Combat is a great game....oh...matte.... You thought I meant Mortal Combat? Oh, IIE! NO WAY! Mortal Combat is the name of a game...erm... in arcades...” She said nervously. Everyone stared at her.

“No matter! I shall defeat you my own way1” The toad cried, striking a sailor moon pose. Kagome glared.

“And what way would that be? Hmm?” Kagome asked snottily- she had been denied her game consol! Jaken pulled about ten bags of Ramen from behind him.

“I STOLE THE RAMEN! YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! BAKA NINGEN! FEAR ME!!!” He yelled, running away an jumping off what seemed to be the ledge of a cliff. Kagome and company made their way towards the ledge, and saw- to their immense satisfaction- that the idiot had fallen and killed himself on the jagged rocks below.

Joy to the world, JAKKEN'S DEAD! He fell, and spike his head!

(... Whee! I wish Jaken would really die though ;.; )

“Cool.” Kagome said, peering down at him.

“Oi, Kagome-chan, what about the ramen?” Sango asked. kagome pouted.

“i know! He could’ve at least put it down and then jumped down to his horrible demise.” She said sadly. Miroku sweat dropped.

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^^ Yes, I realize how totally OOC Kagome’s being. But I’m hyper. And moody, and my phone line still isn’t up. dang it! A PLAGUE ON ALL YOUR COMPANIES, QUEST COMMUNICATIONS! YOU TOO, HELL SPAWN MILE HIGH COMMUNICATIONS!

Ok, enough ranting, it’ll be up Monday, which is tomorrow... which is in..............4 hours and five minutes. but... It probably won’t be up for at least another 8 hours after that. I’m rambling now... so... yeah.

Peace & Paw Prints,

~Fluffy Wolfy