Oi Minna! This one shot is dedicated to my friends Lana-Lana, and Umi-chan! ^^ Yes it’s a challenge. Personally, i think this one shot would make a kick @$$ AMV. ^^

Disclaimer- I don’t own Ranma and any other related characters. Takahashi-sama does. ::sigh:: I keep telling myself this.... but it isn’t working....

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Imagine me and you! I do!

Akane looked through the window of the Tendo Dojou and glared at him. He had been the cause of all her misfortune from the beginning! Her hair being short!..... Erm.... Ok, so, that was Ryouga’s fault.... Oh! But the time that P-chan had been taken away...... Wait.... no.... That was that skater girl fault.... Well, she knew he had been the cause of lots of other things! And Kami Kuso, she wouldn’t stand for it! He was a horrid fiance! She didn’t care what her father, friends, or some stupid Sakura Mochi said about it!

Ranma cursed and shivered, as he pounded his punching bag even more ferociously. He had had the WORST dream last night. It was way too scary... and oddly.... he could see it happening. Akane.... had turned into a giant beaver thing..... and cut down a forest..... to build a mallet the size of Mt/ Everest.... And..... Well..... He needn’t explain whom the mallet was for...

But one thing was what Ranma was sure about--

Akane could, being as Kawaii-Kune as she was, pass off for a giant beaver girl/thing.

Kuno skipped and floated along the sidewalk towards the Tendo Dojou. Today was the day in which he would proclaim his undying love for Akane Tendo! And nothing was going to stop him!

Kuno switched off into his own hazy little dream world, where he pictured himself hugging and kissing Akane, who was confessing that she also loved him as much as he loved her, and to hell with Ranma.

Passing by people shimmied away from the delusional young lad who was making out with a street post.

Ryouga looked nervously at the street, and then back to his map. Where in the world was his beloved Akane? he had to get to her before Ranma made his mood!.... Not like Ranma was man enough to make a move on her... But one could never be so sure!

And then, miracles of all Miracles, Ryouga spotted Tatiwaki Kuno! The moron who was also in love with Akane! Ryouga wrinkled his nose in disgust, and realized he would have to pull some tricks to get Akane his.

So, spotting a nearby bucket of hot water- which ever so conveniently had appeared for the occasion- he poured it on himself, and hitched a ride on Kuno’s Kendo stick.

Nothing was going to stop him! he would finally live a happy life.

P-chan cried in earnest.

I can’t see me loving nobody but you! For all my life!

Shampoo biked down the road. Shampoo’s Airen was not to far from Shampoo. If shampoo could pedal her bicycle more faster, then Shampoo would be in Ranma’s arms in minute!~

“RANMA!!! SHAMPOO HERE TO SEE YOU!!!” The Amazon declared. Akane jumped away from the window and into shampoo from shock, knocking them both into the Koi Pond.

Ranma then walked out, so the now Neko Shampoo, and twitched violently.

“N-n-n-neko?!?!! GAAAAAH!!!!!” He shrieked, shimmying up a lamp post.

Akane grumbled, and tossed Shampoo into the fence, and climbing from the pond.

“RANMA! BE A MAN!” She cried, kicking the lamp post.

“AKANE TENDO! FLY TO ME ON YOUR VOLUPTUOUS WINGS OF LOVE!!!” Cried an all to familiar, dancing poetic voice.

It was now AKANE’S turn to twitch violently, as she shimmied up the lamp post beside Ranma’s, cursing him angrily.

“SEE WHAT YOU DID!” She yelled, throwing a birds egg at him. Ranma flipped over the wire to avoid the egg, and stuck his tongue out.

“Shut up!”

Ukyo whistled as she ran down the street to Akane and Ranma’s house, only to spot an all to familiar situation. She pouted, yielding her spatula in child like fury.

“Y’ALL LEAVE MY RANMA BABY SUGAR ALOOOOONE!!!” She cried, attacking Kuno. Kuno yelped, and back flipped away.

“Your meddling in the affairs of love!!!” He whined, unsheathing his kendo stick. Shampoo was busy drowning herself with hot water no notice the arrival of...

“RANMA! STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE SHAMPOO!” Mousse yelled, punching Kuno upside the head. Kuno yelped again, and hit Mousse with his bamboo sword.

“What are you talking about!?” He roared, forgetting his poetic countenance.

“OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO DEAR BROTHER! ‘TIS I! KODACHI KUNO, THE BLACK ROSE!!!” Cried a demonic voice from atop the roof. Ranma and Akane sweat dropped from their positions atop the light posts.

“Why me...” He moaned, sending Kodachi a fake smile that made her swoon overly and fall off the roof, on top of mousse, and into the Koi pond.

Akane rolled her eyes.

“Why You? It should be why me! You stupid Player!”

“Stupid player?! KAWAII-KUNE TOMBOY!”

“PLAYER!!!”

“TOM BOY!!”

~~inside.

Kasumi stopped from cutting up some of the fish to look out the window.

“Father, it looks like it will rain.” She announced, going back to her duties. Mr. Tendo looked up from the ‘go’ board and out the window.

“That’s strange, isn’t it Saotome? The weather today said it would be sunny.” he stated. Mr.. Saotome looked up as well.

“A lovers spat Tendo?’

“Could be Saotome.”

“RANMA AIREN!”

“RANMA SUGAR DARLING!”

“BELOVED RANMA!”

“RANMA YOU JERK!”

Ranma’s head hurt from the constant summon of his name, until he completely snapped out of it with dizzy eyes.

“Five more minutes....” He mumbled, an idiotic grin plastered on his face. Ryouga chose this time to turn back to normal.

“RANMA! GIVE UP ON AKANE!” He cried, shaking a fist. Akane hid a blush, as she shook her head.

“STOP SEDUCING SHAMPOO!!!” Mousse said, joining in, and kicking the lamp post.

“YOU WOMANIZER YOU!” Kuno added, tears in his eyes. In fact, all the men were oddly crying now. It was very sad. Sad in the ‘Omg, that man is actually CRYING’ sort of way.

“PICK ME RANMA SUGAR BABY!”

“NO! PICK SHAMPOO, RANMA AIREN!”

“NO, PICK ME, SUGAR DARLIN’!”

A now frightened Ranma clung to the post as if it was his life line, and tried to pull a tight rope act to get to the tree opposite the post. But was Akane about to let him? Pfft, no.

“NOT SO FAST RANMA!” Akane yelled, beginning to hurl rocks at the poor, gender confused boy. Ukyo yelped.

“DON’T YOU DARE HURT DARLIN’ RANMA!” She cried, hurling her spatula in hopes it would ricochet the rocks. It didn’t. Ranma started loosing his balance instead. Shampoo giggled in delight.

“ SHAMPOO HELP!~” A bicycle was now added to the many objects being thrown with grace into the air at Ranma. he was almost at the point of crying. almost

“WILL YOU IDIOTS STOP THROWING DAMN STUFF AT M-!!” The bicycle had come into contact with his thick skull, and he now fell in a rather uncomfortable looking pose from the wire.

And so ended Ranma’s day. He was now being fought over, a cloud of dust surrounding his figure as the girls tried to keep them for himself and ward off the others. Akane sighed and sat down on the ground, watching as it started to rain. Mr. Tendo and Mr. Saotome emerged from the house with tea in their hands, looking oddly calm.

“Looks like it did rain, Saotome.”

“It sure did, tendo.”

Akane rolled her eyes, and groaned, falling back to the cement.

“If only it would rain some decent men...”

“I’LL BE YOUR DECENT MAN, AKANE~!”

“NO, I WILL!”

“AKANE! I LOVE YOU!”