Hey again people!! this- if you don’t know- is the disclaimer part of my story. The part of the story where noble fan fic writers EVERYWHERE tell how they take pride in not owning any of these character’s. They tell how they plan to make the character’s theirs by corrupting the world and so on and so forth. This is the last chapter in Karaoke, so if you don’t like it then...SCREW YOU!
! BWAHAHAHAHA! yes I know, I show the wisdom of my years...LOL, but yeah anyways, like I said, this is the last chappie-poo. I hope you all like reading it as much as I liked writing it! I know, cheesy huh, but hey what do you expect, I’m a fan fic writer for cripe’s sake!!
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~Onstage~
The girl finnished her song and bowed, when suddenly someone from backstage let out a loud:
“NO!! I WILL NOT!!! I REFUSE!!! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!!!!”
This was accompanied by several ‘SHH!’S and strangling noises. Naomi was now very irritated and stomped backstage.
~Backstage~
When Naomi passed through the curtain, her fist’s clenched at her sides, what she saw surprised her.
In the middle of the room was a boy. Three people were covering his mouth while the fourth had a sword pressed against his throat. The boy saw me and relief spread through his eye’s.
“What is going on here...?” she asked jokingly. automatically the sword was pressed against her throat
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Now lets talk a little about Naomi
she doesn’t like being pushed around
she can kick a**
she trains with spirit energy also
Back to our story
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Naomi flared up in anger, white and blue energy shone from her body. Hiei was surprised at this and lowered his sword...slightly. Koenma looked oddly amused.
“How would you like to join the Reikai Tantei?” he asked.
everyone stared at him in disbelief.
“Sorry your prince-ly-ness, but i sing solo.” She said, her words holding two meaning’s. Koenma shrugged and turned back towards the group.
“Well it’s our turn to sing.”
“I refuse.” yusuke objected
“Kurama and Hiei are your backround singers though. You’ll be fine.”
Instantaeniously there was a katana at his neck.
“Hn! I will not sing!” hiei declared savagely
“Oh but hiei! You have such a pretty voice!” Yusuke mocked, beginning to crack up in laughter.
“Yeah right Urameshio! i bet that shrimp can’t sing for crap!” Objected kuwabara.
hiei was going to yusuke’s neck, but stopped in an instant when he heard kazuma.
“YOU BIG OAF! I bet my katana that I could sing one hundred time’s better then you could even try too!” hiei shrieked.
In a corner of the room, naomi was litterally choking herself to keep from laughing,....So was kurama, koenma and yusuke.
Finally, yususke realized he couldn’t keep it in much longer and fell to the ground in side splitting laughter
Picture this:
Yusuke on his knees and pounding on the floor
Koenma and naomi’s backs tounching, knees pulled up halfway to their chests, sitting down with their head thrown back and laughing there poor eye’s ut
Kurama sweatdropping at everyone’s strange behavior
Yusuke now on his stomach pouding and kicking at the floor(a/n- what did the floor do to deserve this poor treatment?), as if tantruming, rolling over to a sitting postion and clutching his stomach in pain from hiccups and laughter.
Kuwabar and hiei’s swords drown, practically tounching eachothers necks, staring blankly at the comical sight before them.
Sooner(or later) they stopped upon hearing keiko’s voice from onstage.
“And now for the reikai tantei! They will be performing -story of a girl” the stage grew dark, this was their cue to set up the stage.
~onstage~
With naomi’s help, they got everything onstage without to much commotion. Kurama even gave naomi a tamborine and she agreed to help.
The light’s flicked back on and everyone was in their places.
Kuwabara tapped the drumsticks togther to begin.
“One, and a two, and a three, and a four!”
“THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL! WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD! AND THOUGH SHE LOOKED SO SAD AND LONLY THAT I ABSOLUTLY LOVED HER, WHEN SHE SMILED!” Yusuke sang.
The crowd was roaring in caonatgious laughter! picture(yes, again) this!
Yusuke’s microphone breaking in half!
kuwabara banging dramatically at his drums with no rythym whatsoever. then see him break both drum sticks from the incessant banging!
Kurama playing wonderfully at his guitar!
Hiei also playing wonderfully, but doing his little punk rocker appearance!
Naomi throwing the tamborine at kuwabara, calling him profane name’s!
Yusuke getting a new mic and starting to sing loudly, off key and out of tune!
Kuwabara getting hit by naomi’s tamborine square in the nose, jumping up and starting to beat the crap out of naomi!
Naomi being strangeled!
Hiei seeing kuwabara and naomi, going up behind kuwabara and wacking him upside the head with the guitar!
Kuwabara falling unconscious onto the stage.
Kurama giving up and throwing his guitar onto the stage!
Koenma playing his piano and looking around as if nothing were happeneing.
Naomi hugging hiei for dear life!
Hiei turning a little bit pink!
Kurama walking off stage with a shake of his head
Yusuke walking over to kuwabara, dropping his microphone on the idiots head, following kurama off stage
Hiei carrying naomi bridal style off stage
Koenma giving up at playing the piano and walking over kuwabara to get off stage.
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After all this had happened, the police arrived, declaring the contest to be an unpeacefull gathering and proclaimed that it was now illegal.
Everyone went home that night with either a:
Blank and staring
happy and joyfull
or beaten up look on their faces
THE END!
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FluffyWolfy- How was my humor fic everyone? I based it on a personal experience!
Naomi- personal experience? *sweatdrops*
Yusuke- What kind of personal experience was THAT?
FluffyWolfy- Umm...It happened at my old school
Everyone- Well...?
FluffyWolfy- Well everything that took place in this story was based on a karaoke party we had on the last day of school. But the cops didn’t come, THAT is another story.
Everyone- *sweatdrop*
Naomi- You must lead a very exciting life....
FluffyWolfy- Actually , It’s not exactly the same. The basic only same thing is the songs that were in this story. I made up everything else. Like people would strangle eachother at school....
Kuwabara- I WOULD!*goes over to yusuke and attempts to beat the crap out of him*
yusuke-*knocks him unconscious*
FluffyWolfy-*Put’s and arm, behind her head and begin’s to laugh nervously* Hahehaheh
Naomi- Did you like the story? THEN SEND IN REVIEWS! FLUFFY LIKE’S REVIEWS JUST AS MUCH AS MIROKU LIKE’S TOUCHING WOMAN’S BUTT’S!
Everyone- *sweatdrops*