It was mentioned 17 times. Chapter dedication to lady Elessir. :D

Title: Delicacies

Summary: It started with Chocolate. And ended that way, too.

Rating: Prolleh’ R. Later >>

Excuse: Wow. I’m updating, and it hasn’t been a year. Aren’t you all proud of me?

.. Hi Imouto-chan. - Wave. -

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“Eeee! This one has a caramel filling!”

“Kagome-chan, don’t tell me your going to-”

“I think I’ll name it Bob. That’s a good name for a chocolate with caramel filling, ne? Bob the caramel filled chocolate. Doesn’t that match, Sango-chan?”

This was how it’d been going for about an hour now. They’d stopped by a cute little cafe, that was overzealously stocked with.. Chocolate. And Chocolate. And you know, even some more chocolate.

“Ooh! And this one has almonds! Let’s name him Alphonse, ne Sango-chan? Bob and Alphonse can be friends!”

“A-ano, Kagome-chan...” Sango just stood with a look of regret on her face behind Kagome, as the vibrantly euphoric girl was bent over in front, forehead to the glass, and pointing at the many chocolaty treats.

“Your right Sango-chan. Bob and Alphonse are merciless, vengeful enemies. Because they’re both in love with the chocolate covered strawberry named Felicia, But Felicia is bent on becoming a Nun-”

“Kagomeeee-chaaaaan....”

Oh, how long was this going to last? Futilely, Sango tried to direct her friends mislead view on candy towards the pastries, but to no avail. Throwing her hands up in the air, Sango would walk back towards their little cafe table towards the window, looking up at the clouds with a weary expression.

Meanwhile, Kagome peered behind her shoulder at her friend with a sad smile. prodding the waitress for a moment, the bubbly schoolgirl would return to the table, and hand Sango a chocolate with a smile full of mischief.

“Look Sango-chan! I got you a Bob! And I got me an Alphonse! So Felicia can be free to become a Nun, and then do ungodly things with Priest Herbert the Strawberry tart!”

Sango fell backwards in her chair, and soon, giggling ensued. Kagome joined in. Soon, they were both making up fanatical fan girl love stories about all the candies and pastries in the Cafe. Wandering Waitresses kept their distance.

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A few minutes before the two friends and collapsed into hysterical laughter about their love bent chocolate, a young Man would have entered the Cafe himself. He hadn’t taken any interest in the girls at first, until he’d requested a seat at the window. The waitress had stared at him, then towards the obviously insane girls, and shook her head.

“W-we have other tables, sir..” She protested, and the man raised a brow in question. Dropping her head with a sigh, the girl wistfully led him towards a small table, placing a menu in front of him, and shaking her head as he walked off.

“- And than Felicia had the Babies! Holy Babies! The predestined Babies that held the secret of the Church’s past in their head’s!”

Cerulean eyes would dart up to stare at the source of a girlish voice, who was flicking little chocolate sprinkles at the girl opposite of her.

“Yes, Sango-chan! The Church-” She pointed to a little construction of Sugar packet’s she’d built “- Wants to take away the babies though! And melt them so they can consume their knowledge!”

“But Alphonse and Bob won’t let that happen.”

“I thought we decided Alphonse and Bob were gay?”

“Oh, they are. But they still love Felicia.”

“So they’re Bi?”

“Um. Sure?”

“Isn’t the church against homosexual people?”

“.. I think?”

“Oh..”

The man was now staring, lips quirked up in a twitchy smile, as he tried to hold back laughter. The two girls held expressions of mild distaste, as they finally began eating their little, slightly mutilated chocolates.

The waitress would snap him out of his amusement, as she kindly took his order. Letting out a small chuckle, he’d point to the two girls, and redirect his gaze back at her.

“I want whatever they had, ne?”

The waitress stared in an ‘Ohmygodyournotanotherpsychopathicfreakwholikeschocolateareyou?’ kind of way. But he just chuckled again. The waitress left quickly, as he returned his gaze towards the girls.

“Sango-chan?”

“Ne, Kagome-chan?”

“I’m bored...”

“Of chocolate?” Oh, thank god.

“No.. I’m just bored.”

“...”

“And the church is mean. Poor Felicia.”

“Maybe Felicia had an abortion?”

“..Ouch, Sango-chan.”

That was it. he couldn’t take it anymore. Tucking ebon wisps back behind his ear, the voyeur would stand up and walk towards their table, gaining a look of surprise from both girls as he did so.

Placing his arms on the table, he’d give them both a look of amusement, before taking their chocolate from them.

“But maybe Felicia ran off with Alphonse and Bob to lead a fun and fulfilling new kind of life?” He mused. Sango started choking. Kagome giggled, and took her chocolate from him.

“But, what about the church?”

“It got burnt down by the local GS Alliance.”

Sango fell out of her chair in hysterical coughs. Kagome laughed again, and smiled warmly at the strange newcomer.

“My name is Kagome..” She offered her hand, and he took it with a grin.

“Kouga.”

Sango managed to resurface from under the table, face red and eyes narrowed. Kagome’s eyes widened.

“Sango-chan?”

“I think I just choked on Felicia’s predestined children.”

Kouga scoffed merrily, stealing one of their chocolate and popping it into his mouth.

“Cannibal.”

“Ohmygod, Kouga-kun ate Bob!”

[ AN: Oh my god, I need Meds. ]

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Whomever names and identifies all the chocolates and pastries used in this chapter gets the next chapter dedicated to them.

I now know the pairing and rating of this fic. Tee Hee. IQ points goes to whomever guesses the pairing, as well x3.