Hey minna-san! It’s me, fluffywolfy! Coming to you with another pointless Christmas carol! So let’s do it already! I’m doing this one on Sesshoumaru, at a request from one review I got. Hope you like it! BTW, I don’t own inuyasha.

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Fluffy- *Has just gathered everyone into the warehouse, yet again, for another mindless carol, that will probably turn out having nothing to do with Christmas what so ever*

Inuyasha- HAHAHAHAHA! Are we really doing this on my stupid demon brother? YAHOO! *Starts jumping around excitedly*

Everyone-*stares at the now delusional half dog demon before them*

Kagome- Inuyasha, stop that! Your scaring shippo!

Shippo-*cowers behind kagome in fright of the lunatic dog demon*

Sango- What are we singing now? *Hopes it has nothing to do with her*

Miroku- according to inuyasha, we’re basing this song on his brother Sesshoumaru.

Fluffy- Rightio!

Sesshomaru- I will not allow such an insult.

Fluffy- you have no choice. *Pulls out her laptop again* *clicks several key’s*

~Sesshoumaru- Is now known from here on out as fluffy- is gagged, tied and bound on the floor~

(Fluffy) Wolfy- HAHAHAHAHA! BEWARE MY AWESOME AUTHORESS POWERS!

Inuyasha-*goes over and starts kicking fluffy with his foot* hahah! That’s what you get for messing with the crazy wolf girl!

Wolfy- HEY! I am not crazy, be nice or I’ll tie and bound you too!

Inuyasha- let’s not get hasty...he he he.... *Backs away from fluffy.

Shippo- What’s the song?

Wolfy- ‘here comes fluffy-san’!

Everyone- *face faults*

Inuyasha- I GET TO START IT OFF! . oO0 (Revenge is sweet)

Wolfy-*smiles brightly* Let’s do it!

Inuyasha- Here comes fluffy-san! Here comes fluffy-san! Right down fluffy-san lane!

Wolfy- .oO0 (fluffy-san lane?) uh. continue...

Sango- Jaken, and Rin, and all his lackeys are starting to feel the pain!

Miroku- Warning bells are ringing, Children screaming, All is gloomy with fright!

~Sesshoumaru is now biting savagely at his constraints while inuyasha is hunched over and pointing with laughter~

Wolfy-*Sweat drops* Uh... Everyone, can we be more Christmassy? Please?

Everyone besides Fluffy- NOOOO!

Wolfy- *face faults* Never mind then...

Inuyasha- hang your sutras and say your last prayer, ‘Cause fluffy-san’s coming tonight!

Miroku, shippo and Inuyasha- *Go into ballistic laughter whilst taunting fluffy-san*

Wolfy- *sighs in a scoldingly I-warned-you kind of manner while pulling out her laptop*

Kagome and sango-*Watch to see what the wolf girl fanfic writer will do next*

Wolfy-*hits 7 key’s*

~A giant cage appears in the middle of the room~

Inuyasha, shippo & Miroku- *Stop laughing abruptly and look at the cage in horror*

Wolfy-*Hit’s 15 key’s*

~Miroku, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are now in the cage~

Miroku- Hey.... Wait a minute, Let’s not get drastic....*Stare’s pleadingly at wolfy*

Inuyasha- Hey you stupid wench! What do you think your doing!? Let! Me! Out!

Wolfy- Hey! That’s it inuyasha! You now suffer alone! *Hit’s another key*

~Miroku is out of the cage and appears with a splat at Wolfy's feet~

Miroku- See what your stubbornness gets you inuyasha? though I’m rather greatfull You did that...

Wolfy- *Sticks her tounge at Inuyasha* Ha! Take This!

~Fluffy is now once again sesshoumaru, and is un-bound, un-tied and un-gagged~

Inuyasha- Awe crap.....*laughs nervously and pulls out tetsusaiga*

~Tetsusaiga doesnt transform~

Inuyasha- HEY!

Wolfy- Sorry inu-chan. I’ll let you out when you’ve learned your lesson.*tetsusaiga appears in her hands*

Shippo- Hey! I have another Idea for a song! INUYASHA GOT PUMMELED BY HIS BROTHER!

Sango- Screwing up a christmas song one day!

Kagome- You can say there’s no such thing as tough love!

~Everyone starts eyeing the scene where there is now a big cloud of smoke~

Miroku- But as for everyone here, WE BELIEVE!

kagome- He’d been being to dang stubborn!

Sango- And wolfy told him to please stop!

Shippo- But he was busy taunting fluffy!

Sango- And so revenge is what fluffy saught and got!

Everone outside the cage- INUYASHA GOT PUMMELED BY HIS BROTHER! SCREWING UP A CHRISTMAS SONG ONE DAY! YOU CAN SAY THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS ‘TOUGH LOVE’. BUT AS FOR EVERYONE HERE WE BELIEVE!

Wolfy- ok, song’s are over!

Kagome- But we were just getting to the part where inuyasha is now a road pizza!

Sango- and how he resembled pudding made of figs!

Shippo- and the blue and silver swords, greatly matched the horror in his eye’s!

Wolfy-*whining* no! I want to go eat almond praline ice cream now! So you all have to go!*starts pushing them toward the exit*

Inuyasha- HEY! OW, WHAT ABOUT, OW, ME?!!?!?

Wolfy- yeah, yeah, i’m coming...*goes to cage, unlocks the door, and watches inuyasha torpedo out like a bullet through the door*

Sesshoumaru- Hn. Your turn wolf wench.

kagome- uhh*laughs nervously* see you later wolfy! *runs out the door*

sango- Uhh... yeah... What she said....*picks up shippo and runs after kagome*

Miroku- It was fun... Keyword being was...*runs out with ferver*

Wolfy- *looks around nervously* Hey, what? I didn’t do anything.... bad....

Sesshoumaru- *runs after her with tenseiga*

wolfy- KYAAAAAAAAA!!!! *Runs around in little circles, until she remembers her fanfic writer powers and zaps him into god knows where*

Wolfy- whew... He’s gone.... Ice cream time!

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Oi, it’s over. I real don’t have any more ideas for more pointless Christmas carols! Sorry everyone, but I’m not adding any more chapter’s unless someone sand's me a song that I actually know the tune too and can manipulate! Until then, this story’s over. OK?

Peace and paw prints,

FluffyWolfy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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