Hey everyone! It is 10:34 at night and I guess I have had my fair share of eggnog’s. I decided to make the 8 days of christmas! IY style! funstuff, anyway’s, read it already. And no, I don’t own IY, i realy wish i did though. Honestly. truely. Really. I’m not joking. LOL, neways....

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Fluffy- ok everyone! Time to sing a bunch of random christmas carols! The first one is ‘the eight day’s of christmas!’

Inuyasha- Feh. I don’t want to.

Fluffy- your not very nice! You know, I can put you in a yaoi fic....WITH MIROKU!

Inuyasha- NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Fluffy- good, now everybody! on the count of three! one, two thr-!

Kagome- what should we say?

Fluffy-*thinks for a moment* hmm... anything that come’s to you!

Kagome-*smiles brightly* okie dokie!

Fluffy- ok, now one, two, thr-!

Miroku- we can say whatever we want....right?*grins malevolently*

Fluffy- yeah.... why?

Miroku-*puts on an innocent face* oh... no reason.

Fluffy- good, ok ONE, TWO THREE!*gets a composer’s stick out of no where and started leading the group in chorus*

Inuyasha- On the first day of christmas, my ex-love gace to me; 50 years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- that wasn’t very christmassy....

Shippo- more like very depressing....

Kagome- poor inuyasha...

Fluffy- on with the song!

Shippo- on the second day of christmas, kagome gave to me; 5 bazillion chocalate bars!

Inuyasha- and 50 years pinned to a tree!

Sango- kagome... you gave him 5 bazillion chocalate bars?

Kagome-*hides her empty wallet* sango chan! why would you think that?

Fluffy- people! were singing a song here! you can socialize later!

kouga- on the third day of christmas inuyasha gave to me, my beloved mate kagome!

Fluffy- *sweatdrops* where did you come from?

Kouga- I was drawn by my love for kagome!

Inuyasha- YOU ARENT WELCOME HERE!

Fluffy- please, just continue the song!

Shippo- 5 bazillion chocalate bars

Inuyasha- and 50 years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- good, keep going!

Sango- on the fourth day of shristmas, miroku gave to me; 1 groping hand!

Everyone-*facefault*

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome!

Shippo- 5 bazillion chocalate bars!

Inuyasha- and 50 years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- A groping hand sango?

Sango- it was all I could think of!

Fluffy- continue everyone!

Kagome- on the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me,5 OSUWARI’S!

Fluffy- osuwari’s?

Kagome- you let sango say ‘groping hands’! besides, it was all I could think of!

Fluffy- but of course...

Sango- one groping hand!

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome

Shippo- 5 bazillion chocalate bars!

Inuyasha- and fifty years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- next round! here we go!

Miroku- On the sixth day of christmas, sango said to me, “I will bear your child!”

Sango- WHAT!?!?!?!?

Fluffy- miroku.... you idiot....

Kagome-*constrains sango* Miroku!!

Fluffy- can we just please continue?

Kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

Sango-*through gritted teeth* one groping hand.

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome

shippo- five bazillion chocalate bars

Inuyasha- and fifty years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- umm, ok, next round people.

Kikyo- on the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me, a slashed right shoulder.

Fluffy- where the heck did you come from! You can’t be here!

Kikyo-*glares* and why not?!

Fluffy-because your evil!!!

Miroku- “I will bear your child!”

kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

Sango- one groping hand

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome

Shippo- five bazillion chocalate bars!

Inuyasha-*avoids eye contact with kikyo* and fifty years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy-*looks around nervously* Um, next round.

Rin- on the eigth day of christmas, sesshoumaru-sama gave to rin; The ability to live and breathe again!

Fluffy- rin? how did you get here? how is it these people are coming without my notice??

Kouga- your not a very attentive person.

Fluffy- oh well. keep going.

Kikyo- a slashed right shoulder

Mirkoku- “i will bear your child”

Kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

sango- one groping hand

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome

Shippo- five bazillion chocalate bar’s!

Inuyasha- AND FIFTY YEARS PINNED TO A TREE!!

Fluffy- ok, this isn’t very christmassy, but oh well. keep going!

Sesshoumaru- on the ninth day of christmas, my stupid brother’ll give to me, our father’s sword tetsusaiga.

Inuyasha- WHAT!? WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE YOU THEIVING BASTARD!?

Fluffy- oi, no wonder rin was here...

Rin- the ability to live and breathe again!

Kikyo- a slashed right shoulder

miroku- “i will bear your child”

kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

sango- one groping hand

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome!

Shippo- Five bazillion chocalate bar’s!

Inuyasha- and fifty years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- c’mon people! calm down!

Inuyasha-*glares at sesshoumaru*

kikyo-*starts hitting on sesshoumaru*

Kagome-*laughs nervously*

Fluffy- CAN WE PLEASE CONTINUE NOW!?

Jaken- on the tenth day of christmas, my master gave to me, a two headed wooden staff!

Everyone-*sweatdrops*

Fluffy-Ok, enough, please, continue already!

Sesshoumaru- our father’s sword, tetsusaiga

Rin- the abiltity to live and breathe

Kikyo- a slashed right shoulder

miroku- “i will bear your child”

kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

sango- one groping hand

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome!

Shippo- Five bazillion chocalate bar’s!

Inuyasha- and fifty years pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- Next round, who’s up?

Naraku- On the eleventh day of christmas, the hanyou’ll give to me, all his precious shikon shards!

Kagome- KYAAAAAAA!!!

Miroku & Inuyasha- DIE NARAKU!

Fluffy-*looks at naraku* could you pick a worse time to show up?

Naraku- would you rather me haunt your death?

Fluffy- riiiiiiiight, continue everyone!

Jaken- a two headed wooden staff!

Sesshoumaru- our fathers sword, tetsusaiga

Rin- the ability to live and breathe

Kikyo- a slashed right shoulder

Miroku- “I will bear your child”!

Kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

Sango- one groping hand!

Kouga- my beloved mate, kagome!

Shippo- five bazillion chocalate bar’s!

Inuyasha- and fifty year’s pinned to a tree!

Fluffy- this song is loosing it’s holiday touch...

Inuyasha- who cares? lety’s just get the stupid thing over with already!

Fluffy- riiiiiiight, last round everybody!

Kagura- on the twelve’th day of christmas, naraku imprisoned me, for eternity!

Fluffy-*sweatdrops* everyone likes to torture me, don’t they?

Kikyo-*pretends to be mildly scared and clutches sessho for dear life...er...death*

Kagome- oi vay

Naraku- his precious shikon shards!

Jaken- a two headed wooden staff!

Sesshoumaru- our fathers sword tetsusaiga

Rin- the ability to live and breathe!

Kikyo- a slashed right shoulder

Miroku- “I will bear your child”!

Kagome- FIVE OSUWARI’S!

Sango- one groping hand!

Kouga- my beloved mate kagome!

Shippo- five bazillion chocalate bar’s!

Inuyasha- AND FIFTY YEARS PINNED TO A TREE!

Fluffy- YAY! IT’S OVER!

Everyone- YAY!

Fluffy- you can all leave now if you want to.

Inuyasha- feh! good ridance! C’mon kagome.

*Inuyasha crew leaves through the double doors*

Sesshoumaru- Come, jaken Let us take our leave.

Jaken- yes m’lord

*sessho crew leave’s*

Naraku- are you sure you don’t want me to haunt your death?

Fluffy- positive.

Naraku- fine, come kagura.

*Naraku and company leave*

Kikyo- It’s time for me to continue with my life...err, non-life...

Fluffy- whatever, just get out. Your starting to give me the creeps*shivers*

Kikyo- hmph

*Kikyo flys out with her demons*

fluffy- wheew, their gone.... what now?

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