Oi Minna-san! I just saw ‘Bruce almighty’ today, IT WAS HILARIOUS! ^^ Anyways, I’m starting this fiction because I can. And it’s summer vacation. But mostly because I can.

Disclaimer- How many times do I have to say it? ^^; I don’t own them. They aren’t mine. Miroku belongs to himself, God darn it!

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Miroku glanced casually at their surroundings. The Inuyasha-Tachi had found them selves in the middle of a well-flourished jungle.... Again. The trees sprouted from the ground like those in legends, some young, and most old. Tropical plants and flowers poked their heads by the roots of the trees, on branches, and in bushes. The whole group was staring in a somewhat awe at the place, as Kagome stepped forward.

“I didn’t know Hibiscus flowers grew in Sengoku Jidai.” She thought aloud, picking one and sticking it in her hair above her ear. Sango was also observing the flowers.

“Wow... I’ve never seen such flowers before. Maybe they’re special to this area alone?” She guessed, fingering the stems with a smile. Shippou was gathering bunches and throwing them in the air.

“Wheee!” He yelled, and then proceeded to throw the stems at Inuyasha. Inuyasha growled, and hefted him up by the tail.

“Want to know what it feels like to be one with the ground?” He growled irritably. Shippou smirked.

“Why do that, when all I have to do is ask you. After all, I'm sure you’ve had more experience!” He taunted. Inuyasha snarled, and got ready to whack him into the nearest low flying airplane- ok, so there was no low flying airplanes, who cares? - But Kagome stomped over and poked him roughly in the shoulder.

“Inuyasha...” She murmured dangerously. Inuyasha gulped compulsively, as he dropped Shippou and proceeded to walk back over to Miroku. Shippou giggled and stuck out his tongue.

“Inuyasha’s afraid of Kagome!” He yelled. Kagome sent him a look and he automatically shut up.

Miroku chuckled some more at his comrades Behavior, before turning his glance back towards the sky. It was a beautiful day, he had to admit. The air was crisp, and the terrain was clean. He slowly walked over to where Kagome and Sango were. Both girls got suspicious right away, and inched slowly in different directions.

Miroku frowned.

“Matte. What’s wrong?” He asked pettily. Sango narrowed her eyes. Kagome coughed and looked away. And Shippou giggled.

“You were going to touch their butts, weren’t you Miroku!?” Shippou demanded. Miroku huffed.

“I was merely striding over to greet Lady Kagome and Lady Sango.” He said, folding his arms into his sleeves and looking petulant. Inuyasha rolled his eyes, and started walking forth on the path once again.

“Feh. If that sleaze ball touches Kagome I’ll kill him. In the meantime, we should get going again.” He said in the way of a leader. Kagome sighed, and picked up the pace, so she was traveling just behind him, along with Sango. Miroku traveled near Inuyasha, his staff posed against his shoulder

“Oi. Kagome-chan? Why do you think Miroku is such a lecher?” She whispered, falling back in pace. Kagome slowed along with her and shrugged.

“Well Sango-chan. it could be that he has to find his heir. Or that he has an uncontrollable sex drive. Or the fact that he lost his mother when he was young.... But I think it’s the ‘uncontrollable sex drive’.” She murmured, laughing to herself. Inuyasha turned his head and sent her an odd look briefly, before turning around again. Sango laughed soon afterwards.

“I think your right Kagome-chan. And for such a Hentai, he acts as if he unsure about commitment or not.” She informed. Kagome nodded sagely.

“Maybe he’s trying to find his ‘special someone’?” She presumed. Sango rolled her eyes.

I highly doubt it Kagome-chan. I bet even if you and me pretended to be in love with him, he’d try to cheat on either one of us.” Sango said with a sigh. Kagome agreed, but then something hit her.

“I wonder...” She pondered aloud, halting in her footsteps. Sango looked at her in curiosity.

“Nani?” She asked, Kagome grinned.

“Sango, let’s try something. I want to see who Miroku would choose if both you and me pretended to be in love with him!” She said in a low whisper. Sango smirked.

“He wouldn’t know what hit him! ... But of course, it’s only to play around... we can’t actually...erm. Love him or something...” She added quickly, blushing. Kagome blushed also and looked away.

“O-Of course not! J-just for fun...” She agreed.

Silence...

“So, when do we start?” Kagome asked. Sango thought for a moment.

“Tomorrow morning!” She declared. Kagome shook her hand.

“Let the best girl win!” Kagome stated. Sango raised an eyebrow.

“Win?” She asked. Kagome blushed.

“Oh, you know what I mean!”

Unknown to the girls, Miroku had heard every word. Every tasty, delectable, satisfactory syllable. Miroku grinned lecherously. He would have fun with this. Oh indeed he would. Miroku was not one who believed in ‘appropriate’ behavior when it came to such subjects. It wasn’t in his nature. But being naughty was in his nature, as any girl would tell you. And Miroku wasn’t one to give up such an honorable title, that he wasn’t. He lived up to his standards.

Miroku only worried in one department.

That department owning dog-ears, long silver hair, and a big sword.

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Yay! I finished this first chapter in good time! I hope you all like it. I really, really do! Anyways, please leave a review before you leave! I want at least ten or twelve reviews before I continue, and believe me; I won’t unless I get them! ^^

Demanding, maybe, but it’s the truth.

Peace and Paw Prints,

Fluffy Wolfy