For some odd reason.......... he was alway left out. He didn't know why.
"Kadaj!! Yazuu is poking me!
"Kadaj!! Yazuu's bike is faster then mine!!"
"Kadaj!! Yazuu's hair is longer then mine!!"
"Kadaj!! Yazuu has more bullets then I do!!"
"Kadaj!! Yazuu got more chicken then I did!!"
"Kadaj!! Yazuu's jacket is easier to draw then mine!!"
"LOZ SHUT THE HELL UP!" Kadaj slapped the back of Loz's head. tears wheld up on the corners of his eyes.
Maybe that's why.
"Loz quit being a such a pansy! At this rate you won't be able to beat Cloud!! Wheelchair master buy will be pissed!" The young boy tapped his foot at his older brother.
Why the hell would he tattle to Kadaj anyway? Shouldn't it be Kadaj tattling to Yazuu about Loz's actions?
No... Kadaj was too mature for that. he'd never tattle to Yazuu about Loz....plus...
Like Yazuu cared.
Hell her didn't care at all. Infact he rather enjoyed irritating Loz. Especially when he complained to Kadaj and piss him off.
He smirked slightly.
Loz was such a baby.
What was Yazuu supposed to do? Pat Loz's head and say "Good Boy! Want a cookie?"
Hell no that's no fun!!
So.....
"Kadaj!! Yazuu made my hair look like Evlis!!"
"Shut up!!" Kadaj gritted his teeth. "Your hair already looks like Elvis'!!"
"I made you look like Big Boy."
"KADAJ!!!"
"SHUT UP I HEARD ALREADY!" A few snickers came from Yazuu as Kadaj kicked at the ground in anger.
However.... Kadaj heard it and deep down....he smiled.
Loz sat quietly kicking his legs in the pool behind their evil base. He hummed softly to himself ignoring the world around him. In this blissfully happy state he didn't notice the dark shadow looming over him.
That is... till he hit the water.
"KADAJ!!! YAZUU PUSHED- Eh?" He blinked.No one was there. Puzzled he got out of the pool and looked around. No one....
Soft snickers came from behind a bush.
Loz gritted his teeth.
"Die.... Evil... ghost.... DAMNIT LUIGI! Vacuum the ghost!! VACUUM!" He pounded his fist into the ground in frustration. He poised himself to fight the boss again when...
Click!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Loz whipped around.
No one.
"DAMNIT!"
Loz krept to the corner of the hall and peered slowly around the corner. Clear.
Or so he thought. He dangled there for a while by his foot pouting.
"MOTHER FLUFFING *&^%^!%#$&*%(^)!!!" And oh could the cursing be heard for miles.
-Some where else...-
"*&*(^&%^$!*#%()*@^()*#&!)*(!!!!!!!!" Cloud turned.
"Cid?" He looked around. "Weird.... I could have sworn I heard a string of obsenities."
-Back to Loz's problems-
Dinner time rolled around swift and deadly. Loz glared at Yazuu the whole time thinkinf of evil ways to get back at him for everything.
"Kadaj?" Loz spoke calmly.... too calmly.
"....What....?"
"YAZUU WAS BEING A JERK!!! FIRST HE PUSHED ME INTO THE POOL AND THEN HE MADE ME DIE ON LUIGI'S MANSION CAUSE HE TURN OFF THE TV AND THEN HE STRUNG ME UP BY MY FOOT AND I CURSED SOOO LOUDLY I BET CLOUD COULD HAVE HEARD IT!!"
-Somewhere else again......-
"AAAAACHOOO!" Cloud rubbed his nose. "Hmm I must be getting a cold.... time to find the other sleeve."
-Back to Loz's rant-
Tears streamed down Loz's face. The other two blinked. Kadaj looked at Yazuu and Yazuu looked at Kadaj.
Then busted a gut.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's- HAHAHA- not- HAHA- possible!!" Kadaj grabbed his sides in pain from laughing.
"It's not...?"
"HAHAHA- nope!!- hahahaha!!!" Yazuu calmed down a bit. "I was with Kadaj all day. hahahaha. This is the first time I've seen you all day." Loz pouted....
Then who was it?
-The next day-
Kadaj sharpened his sword quietly. Loz didn't attend breakfast which worried the young boy. LOZ ALWAYS ATE BREAKFAST! He never skipped a meal. What the hell was wrong with him?
Shrugging Kadaj put his sharpening tool down and...
"What the-"
...and promtly screamed.
Yazuu was on the couch when he heard the bloody murder scream. He shot up and looked around. Foot steps. He heard them, coming closer and fast. As the footsteps entered the room a very distressed Kadaj went flying into Yazuu's lap.Yazuu blinked.
Kadaj was.... crying?
"Kadaj?... What's wrong?" Yazuu patted the young boy's head.
"There were....*sobs* SPORKS!!! *Sobs* EVERYWHERE!!!" The sobs continued in full force. Yazuu supressed giggling.
"Where were there sporks?"
"AAAAAAHHHH!!! Don't say that word!!! *sobs* It drives fear into my heart!!" Kadaj shoved his head into Yazuu's stomach. Yazuu just blinked.
"Ok.... but you said sporks too you know."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! YAZUU I HATE YOU!!!" And with that Kadaj got up and ran out of the room.
Yazuu followed the sounds of the crying boy. Sighing deeply he opened the door....
ONLY TO BE DRENCHED IN GATORADE!!!
"OH GOD NOT GATORADE!!!!!" And with that Yazuu promtly fainted.
All three now sat at the kitchen table staring at each other. Finally one spoke.
"Alright.... let's make a pact... No more pranks." Loz said sticking out his hand.
"Deal." the other two shook his hand then each others. Kadaj sighed.
"I'm sorry Yazuu... for saying I hate you."
"It's ok. Loz I'm sorry for everything I've done."
"Yeah..." Silence was soon broken with the a few knocks on the door. Standing up the three went to answer it.....
And their biggest fear waited on the other side.
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN!!! The three fainted and in the background the wheelchair master guy picked up his gatorade bottle, sporks, rope, and the tv control. Picking up the phone he dialed.
-Somewhere else that's not where Cloud is....really.... and for the last time I swear!!-
"Hello? Ah... It's you. So how'd you like the supply of Children? Yes, yes... My skills of controlling the Lifestream are top knotch. Yes, yes. I'll be expecting Cloud in the mail... What? He should be here today? Yes I did recieve a giant crate this afternoon. Excellent!! So I'll check on my payment not. Yes good doing business with you." *click scuffle scuffle box opens*
"MM!!!! Mmfing mmph!!" Cloud struggled against his binds. Sephiroth smiled. He was such a mean, mean man.