| Greetings, Let me be the first to welcome you to my webpage. |
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| Top Ten things for me to Stare at in my apartment... 10. The Computer Monitor (while off) 9. The Computer Monitor (while on) 8. the Blinds, while thinking "Hey, I could open those, and look outside" 7. My Knee 6. The Back of my Eyelids 5. The TV ( while off) 4. This pesky fly that I killed mere weeks ago. 3. Into the Eyes of the One who started it all, Mr. Dean Martin. 2. Ok, that last one I just made up, but there is a funny story behind it. 1. That Handsome face I see every day in the mirror, you guessed it.. SAM! |
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| Me, just the Facts Name: Chris Nelson Age: 21 Occupation: Student at Iowa State Height: 6' 2" Hometown: Iowa City Weight 200 lbs. |
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| CONGRAGULATIONS!!! you are visitor... |
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| Chris' Family Tree... Coming Soon |
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| Young girl told by sibling: "Your dolls aren't alive." |
| In a story for the history books, 8 year old Markus took a time out of a family vaction to tell his younger sister Michelle (3), who was having a tea party with Mr. Bun Bun, Senior Tinkles, and Madam Bear, to inform her that her doll's personalities are not real, they where never alive, and that she should grow up. Overstruck with grief of this harsh statement replied. "Yes they are, Mommy said so!". When questioned, Mommy told to stay away from her children or she would call the police. Errr... Ummm.. I mean, her official reponce, according to our lawyers, was "No Comment". .com/kurmudkin is dedicated to bringing you the latest developements in this story. Stay tuned for more, or go to www.bored.com for more information on how to kill time. |