"I didn't kill him why are you accusing me of that..... i mean hi"
"The voices in my head said I should"
"Shh the voices are telling me who to go after next"
"Violence is fun!"
"Don't be ridiculous I didn't shoot him.....I stabbed him"
"I only shot him 30 times I don't know how he died"
"Be who you are don't just go with the crowd cause that can be boring"
"Life's fun, especially if you can freak people out along the way"
"You're normal?.....scary"
"Fire doesn't just burn, it spreads"
"When I go down I'm not going down alone"
"I'm not weird.....I'm psychotic"
"I'm sorry I thought you had a brain"
"Wow I've never met anyone with such a low IQ, it's fascinating"
"I don't think you're stupid, I think you're a complete and total moron"
"Guys are cute....stupid but cute"
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
"Mr Potato Head: the perfect boyfriend. He's cute, he listens and if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face!"
"Life can be unfair so just remember to party and have fun or else you're screwed"
"Insanity isn't a sickness it's a blessing"
"Normal doesn't get you anywhere, be as odd and weird as you can be"
"Never settle for mediocre"
"Revenge is good"
"Life's only as good as you make it"
"Go to hell? no thanks I was just there"
"I don't hate you, I despise you"
"So when exactly did you stop evolving?"
"Clowns won't eat me I scare them too much" -in reponse to 'Can't sleep clowns will eat me' shirt
"Just because I don't care what you think it doesn't mean you can't state your opinion, there might be other idiots around"
"Brains are important they separate girls from guys"
"The higher your IQ the more likely it is you are a girl"
"Boy's heads are perfect for storage, there's a whole lot of empty space up there"
"I'm not anti-boys, I'm pro-girls"
"So when God was handing out smarts, where were you?"
"I'm crazy? thanks oh wait was that an insult?"
"Being psychotic isn't bad, it's easier to scare people this way"
"Therapy's bad it gets rid of craziness"
"If boys have brains why don't they ever use them?"