> Subject: ATM Card
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>So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Gentlemans' Club."One of
>my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer"
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>came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt. 
>Not
>to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the > >
>girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.  > > > >
>Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got > >
>out my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the banker in me took over.
>I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60
>bucks, and went home.  
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 A guy walks into a bar ...he is a very large and menacing chap. He
chugs back a beer and says "All the guys on the right side of the bar >
>> are cocksuckers!!" Anybody got a problem with that?" Everyone was
>silent. He chugs down another beer and says " All the guys on the
>left side of the bar are Motherfuckers!!" Anybody got a problem with
>that?" Everyone was silent. Then this guy gets up from his
>stool on the left side of the room and starts to walk toward the man.
"You got a problem, buddy?" "No, I'm just on the wrong side of
>the bar.  >
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>> A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms 
and asks his father what they are.  The dad replies, "Well  son, those are condoms and 
they're for protection when you're having sex." The son then picks up one of the
>packs and asks why it has three  in it. The dad replies, "Those are
>for high school boys.  One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
>Sunday."  The son then picks up one with six condoms asks, "Why six?"
>> > The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for
>Friday, two for  Saturday and two for Sunday."  The son then notices
>the 12 pack of condoms and asks the same question.   The dad replies,
>"Son, those are for married men.  One for January, one for February,
>one for March...."  >
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