O.J according to
          Dr. Suess
  
  I did not kill my lovely wife
  I did not slash her with a knife
  I did not bonk her on the head
  I did not know that she was dead
  
  I stayed at home that fateful night
  I took a cab, then took a flight
  The bag I had was just for me
  My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
  
  When I came home I had a gash
  My hand was cut from broken glass
  I cut my hand on broken glass
  A broken glass did cause that gash
  
  I have nothing, nothing to hide
  My friend took me for a ride
  
  Did you take this persons life?
  Did you do it with a knife
  
  I did not do it with a knife
  I did not, could not, kill my wife
  I did not do this awful crime
  I could not, would not, anytime
  
  Did you hit her from above?
  Did you drop this bloody glove?
  
  I did not hit her from above
  I can not even wear that glove
  
  I did not do it with a knife
  I did not, could not, kill my wife
  I did not do this awful crime
  I could not, would not, anytime
  
  And now that I'm free, I can return
  To my house for which I yearn
  And to my family, whom I love
  And now that I'm free...Give back my glove