Each night every one of us will encounter a pathetic individual online. No matter what online service we use to chat, these people are present and they allow us to laugh... to smirk... and mainly to frequently glance out the window to make sure that an unmarked van is not parked in front of our houses. This is a special catalogue of the many encounters that the crew of Infinity have experienced.
**screen names have been changed to protect the pathetic
Unfortunate Episode#2: "Can we say jailbait?"
My friend Tom and I decided to adopt alternate screen names in order to make fun of people and things of that nature. My alternate name is KutieKiss18, and I am Kate, a 16 year old soccer player. You would be amazed at the incredible number of sad young boys that flock to her. I was most upset by this conversation though. The man with whom I was speaking turned out to be a 24 year old youth pastor. Highly disturbing.
47Freakman: Hi there!
KutieKiss18: Hey!
47Freakman: What's up?
47Freakman: Wanna chat?
KutieKiss18: not a whole lot. Sure, I'll talk with ya!
47Freakman: Cool! What do you chat about?
KutieKiss18: anything you want
47Freakman: Absolutely anything? There's nothing you won't talk about?
KutieKiss18: welllllllll
47Freakman: Well what?
KutieKiss18: you start talkin' and I'll let ya know ;-)
47Freakman: What are the limits?
47Freakman: Ok. Ya have any pics?
47Freakman: If so, can I see them?
KutieKiss18: hmm...do you have a pic?
47Freakman: I think I can find one in here somewhere.
KutieKiss18: good, I'll show you mine if you show me yours
47Freakman: Ok. Go right ahead!!
KutieKiss18: alright, hold on
47Freakman: Ok. When you're ready.
*picture*
47Freakman: You are very pretty.
47Freakman: Nice pic.
KutieKiss18: thanks!
47Freakman: You're very welcome.
KutieKiss18: what about your pic?
47Freakman: I haven't forgot about you. I'm trying to find it. I don't get on much, so I can't remember where I put it.
47Freakman: I'm looking though.
KutieKiss18: alrighty! That's fine..I can wait..=)
47Freakman: Do you have any other pics?
KutieKiss18: not anymore that're scanned
47Freakman: Oh. Why haven't you scanned them in? You should so you can show yourself off. Definitely worth looking at.
47Freakman: In my opinion anyway.
KutieKiss18: hahaha, well thankyou very much!
47Freakman: It's my pleasure. I'll bet your boyfriend likes to look at you too.
That's so so upsetting to me. GROSS. He's a pastor!!
Unfortunate Episode#1: "He's such a Cuttie"
This occured in October of 2001. My good pal Dan was being harrassed by this "girl" named Jenny, and we all figured that this was a joke, but it was so well done day after day that we soon began to believe that there was really a young girl who loved Dan. Sadness. This is an excerpt from my attempt at interrogation.
jennykoester (6:43:36 PM): Oh, I don't Know, I
think I Gotta Crush On Daniel
jennykoester (6:43:48 PM): Hes Such A Sweattie
Lumi16 (6:44:19 PM): but you don't even know
him
jennykoester (6:44:45 PM): I Talk To him
jennykoester (6:45:02 PM): I'm Not In Love with
Him, Its Jus A Crush
jennykoester (6:45:12 PM): Oh, But Donot Tell
jennykoester (6:45:15 PM): Hem
jennykoester (6:45:17 PM): Oops
jennykoester (6:45:19 PM): Him
Lumi16 (6:46:57 PM): I think he already knows
jennykoester (6:48:09 PM): How?
Lumi16 (6:48:41 PM): maybe because you keep
calling him "Cutie" and "Sweetie"
jennykoester (6:49:37 PM): Soo
jennykoester (6:49:46 PM): Do You Really Think so
Lumi16 (6:49:51 PM): yep
jennykoester (6:50:02 PM): Uh Hoh, Now he's Gona
Hait Me
Lumi16 (6:50:28 PM): Nah
Lumi16 (6:55:40 PM): is this Timm?
Lumi16 (6:56:49 PM): brb
jennykoester (6:56:59 PM): No, This Is Jenny
jennykoester (6:57:08 PM): Jenny Koester
Lumi16 (6:59:42 PM): I got confused
jennykoester (6:59:56 PM): SOk
jennykoester (7:14:34 PM): I Thing Daniel is Mad At
Me
Lumi16 (7:14:48 PM): because you gave him a fake
screen name
jennykoester (7:15:41 PM): I Didn't Know
jennykoester (7:15:48 PM): Michael Gave it To Me
Lumi16 (7:16:18 PM): right.
jennykoester (7:17:07 PM): Why Would Michael
Give Me the Wrong Name
Lumi16 (7:17:24 PM): no clue.
jennykoester (7:18:15 PM): Maybe He Was Being
Mean and Made A Frind Pretend
Stunning eh? Here's the pic of the lil' lady. Turns out it was a well done hoax by my pals Fran and Pat, but "Jenny" is the least disturbing of the following people we've met online.
