>Here are 2 new proposed elements for the Periodic Chart.
>
>   Element: Woman
>   Symbol:Wo
>   Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less, usually more) >
>   Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and
>	may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
>	used well.
>   Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
>   affinity to gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when
    left alone.
>   Able to absorb great amounts of exotic foods.  Turns slightly green
>   when placed next to a better specimen. Ages rapidly.
>   Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion
>   of wealth.
>   Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. 
    Caution:Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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>   Element: Man
>   Symbol: XY
>   Atomic Weight: 180+/-100
>   Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of
>   shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.  Difficult to find a pure sample.
>   Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
    young fresh samples. 
    Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can
     get.
>   Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
>   mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic.
>   Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
>   Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to
>   produce large quantities on command.  
    Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.