ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS
|
PROPOSED FDA ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS |
 |
|||
|
|
|||
 |
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. | ||
|
|
|||
|
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy. | ||